Author Topic: Behold the tiny tit EDIT: now with lots more videos (Read 14028 times)

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #100 on:** January 25, 2007, 05:51:19 PM »

I think he was being sarcastic

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #101 on:** January 25, 2007, 09:29:20 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on January 24, 2007, 11:28:26 PM

what happened was it one for the ages

oh it was pretty nice. i mean, it wasn't on the level of the greats, but it was pretty good. the reason i don't think it counts with the legends is that i was losing my head from some RL shit as opposed to guys like adam here who is going crazy over the internet. i developed a drinking problem, during which i posted some really weird shit, checked into the hospital to detox, came back and (in a moment of some VERY poor judgement) concocted a story about a mental asylum amongst other things.

it was about then i noticed that i had turned into a complete idiot, wrote a giant-ass dumb-as-hell letter to mayhem to explain myself, and stayed away from the boards for about a year. that's the part that pisses adam off. in the past two and a half years, i've figured out that life exists offline, grown up and matured, while he's still obsessing about message boards and judging his worth by what happens on them. $:-\$

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #102 on:** January 25, 2007, 09:31:45 PM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on January 25, 2007, 09:29:20 PM

oh it was pretty nice. i mean, it wasn't on the level of the greats, but it was pretty good. the reason i don't think it counts with the legends is that i was losing my head from some RL shit as opposed to guys like adam here who is going crazy over the internet. i developed a drinking problem, during which i posted some really weird shit, checked into the hospital to detox, came back and (in a moment of some VERY poor judgement) concocted a story about a mental asylum amongst other things.

it was about then i noticed that i had turned into a complete idiot, wrote a giant-ass dumb-as-hell letter to mayhem to explain myself, and stayed away from the boards for about a year. that's the part that pisses adam off. in the past two and a half years, i've figured out that life exists offline, grown up and matured, while he's still obsessing about message boards and judging his worth by what happens on them. $:-\$

meltdown

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #103 on:** January 25, 2007, 10:17:33 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on January 25, 2007, 09:31:45 PM

meltdown

touche, sir. touche.

The Heckler · « **Reply #104 on:** January 25, 2007, 10:20:16 PM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on January 25, 2007, 09:29:20 PM

oh it was pretty nice. i mean, it wasn't on the level of the greats, but it was pretty good. the reason i don't think it counts with the legends is that i was losing my head from some RL shit as opposed to guys like adam here who is going crazy over the internet. i developed a drinking problem, during which i posted some really weird shit, checked into the hospital to detox, came back and (in a moment of some VERY poor judgement) concocted a story about a mental asylum amongst other things.

it was about then i noticed that i had turned into a complete idiot, wrote a giant-ass dumb-as-hell letter to mayhem to explain myself, and stayed away from the boards for about a year. that's the part that pisses adam off. in the past two and a half years, i've figured out that life exists offline, grown up and matured, while he's still obsessing about message boards and judging his worth by what happens on them. $:-\$

haha nice try "ZachG85", you are just pissed that your Mister Magoo cover was blown. Shall I repost the document in question, in which you claim that you would be a "very unhappy camper" if your true identity were revealed?

You are a delusional, pathetic shitbag. Go back to Mayhem where you belong.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #105 on:** January 25, 2007, 10:48:06 PM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on January 25, 2007, 09:29:20 PM

oh it was pretty nice. i mean, it wasn't on the level of the greats, but it was pretty good. the reason i don't think it counts with the legends is that i was losing my head from some RL shit as opposed to guys like adam here who is going crazy over the internet. i developed a drinking problem, during which i posted some really weird shit, checked into the hospital to detox, came back and (in a moment of some VERY poor judgement) concocted a story about a mental asylum amongst other things.

it was about then i noticed that i had turned into a complete idiot, wrote a giant-ass dumb-as-hell letter to mayhem to explain myself, and stayed away from the boards for about a year. that's the part that pisses adam off. in the past two and a half years, i've figured out that life exists offline, grown up and matured, while he's still obsessing about message boards and judging his worth by what happens on them. $:-\$

Do you still look awful?

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #106 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:07:18 AM »

Zach if you really are gay you should think about losing some weight. From what I understand Gay guys are very superficial and you would probably have an easier time meeting guys if you got in shape. That would probably help your self-esteem as well.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #107 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:08:55 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on January 26, 2007, 07:07:18 AM

Zach if you really are gay you should think about losing some weight. From what I understand Gay guys are very superficial and you would probably have an easier time meeting guys if you got in shape. That would probably help your self-esteem as well.

sounds like you have some experience in that area.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #108 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:26:46 AM »

I'm a gay match maker, so yes, I have quite a bit of experience in this area.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #109 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:29:53 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on January 26, 2007, 07:26:46 AM

I'm a gay match maker, so yes, I have quite a bit of experience in this area.

so basically you're admitting that you suck penis.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #110 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:58:06 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 26, 2007, 07:29:53 AM

so basically you're admitting that you suck penis.

sorry I don't kiss and tell

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #111 on:** January 26, 2007, 09:03:48 AM »

Hey Zach, you must feel quite honored to have some of the boards biggest arse-wipes barking up your tree

The Heckler · « **Reply #112 on:** January 26, 2007, 09:39:01 AM »

"tomr" sent this to me a while back

hahaha, I love the "unhappy camper" part. He must have been having PMS at the time.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #113 on:** January 26, 2007, 09:42:24 AM »

Shapes - good vids. You should set one to Beastie Boys "Brass Monkey" - the intro would work really well.

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #114 on:** January 26, 2007, 10:46:00 AM »

Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on January 26, 2007, 09:03:48 AM

Hey Zach, you must feel quite honored to have some of the boards biggest arse-wipes barking up your tree

it's a little flattering, i'll admit.

shifted, don't you worry about me. aside from my rear entrance being exit only, i'm waiting until after april to start dropping weight. i have a meet on april 22nd, and since i'm sitting pretty around 260 i figure i'll stay in the 275 class so my gear is nice and tight. then after that i'll take a few months to trim down for the build-up again.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #115 on:** January 26, 2007, 10:51:18 AM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on January 26, 2007, 10:46:00 AM

it's a little flattering, i'll admit.

shifted, don't you worry about me. aside from my rear entrance being exit only, i'm waiting until after april to start dropping weight. i have a meet on april 22nd, and since i'm sitting pretty around 260 i figure i'll stay in the 275 class so my gear is nice and tight. then after that i'll take a few months to trim down for the build-up again.

hahhahah A meet.

You are weak as the day is long. You are either completely lying, or you are going to embarrass yourself horribly.

Your`e no Powerlifter, yet since you are fat, that was the next logical step.....Delude yourself into thinking you are one.

Fucking, Blobbasaurus. I`m only telling you this for your own good.

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #116 on:** January 26, 2007, 11:16:06 AM »

i'm lying, huh? where's the 225x112 deadlift video? how about the revolutionary training video you and waddy produced? evidence that jezebelle is a real person? proof that you and ron are good friends and he'd verify you have no gimmick accounts?

the difference between you and me is i have the balls to actually compete in something. you competed in an internet contest because you're too afraid to compete in a real one, or you know that if you weighed around 150 pounds and were still in 6 weeks out shape you'd be lucky to step on stage heavier than 130.

am i fat? sure as hell am. do i care? nah.

The Heckler · « **Reply #117 on:** January 26, 2007, 11:43:45 AM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on January 26, 2007, 11:16:06 AM

i'm lying, huh? where's the 225x112 deadlift video? how about the revolutionary training video you and waddy produced? evidence that jezebelle is a real person? proof that you and ron are good friends and he'd verify you have no gimmick accounts?

the difference between you and me is i have the balls to actually compete in something. you competed in an internet contest because you're too afraid to compete in a real one, or you know that if you weighed around 150 pounds and were still in 6 weeks out shape you'd be lucky to step on stage heavier than 130.

My, my, Zachie boy, you sure are the raging ball of estrogen today, aren't you?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #118 on:** January 26, 2007, 11:49:15 AM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on January 26, 2007, 11:16:06 AM

i'm lying, huh? where's the 225x112 deadlift video? how about the revolutionary training video you and waddy produced? evidence that jezebelle is a real person? proof that you and ron are good friends and he'd verify you have no gimmick accounts?

the difference between you and me is i have the balls to actually compete in something. you competed in an internet contest because you're too afraid to compete in a real one, or you know that if you weighed around 150 pounds and were still in 6 weeks out shape you'd be lucky to step on stage heavier than 130.

am i fat? sure as hell am. do i care? nah.

MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!