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« on: January 22, 2007, 10:19:04 PM »

There are alot of them but my personal favorites are

Mike Tyson
 Your not man enough to fuck with me
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  I'll Fuck you till you love me

Dennis Green
 If you want to crown crown their asses but they are who we thought they were
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 10:04:54 AM »

Kevin Keegans "I will love it................"    Grin
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 10:47:37 AM »

Good thread.  One of my favorites:

"The other team's quarterback must go down.  And he must go down hard."

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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2007, 11:01:37 AM »

Tyson to Lennox Lewis

"im going to eat your children"

Ken Shamrock to Tito

"Im going to beat you"
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2007, 11:07:46 AM »

Most anything from Chris Berman. 
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2007, 11:49:13 AM »


Jim Mora's "Playoffs" rant

Allen Iverson on "Practice"
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2007, 03:42:55 PM »

(1) Namath's "guarantee" that the jets would win Super Bowl III

(2) Namath to Susie Kolber on national TV, drunk, saying "I want to kiss you."


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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2007, 03:47:40 PM »

I forgot one: Tarver to Roy Jones after the referee asked if either had any questions and Tarver asked Jones "Do you have any excuses tonight Roy?"
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2007, 03:52:19 PM »

Jim Mora's "Playoffs" rant


lol.  Playoffs?!?!?!
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2007, 03:55:23 PM »

I forgot one: Tarver to Roy Jones after the referee asked if either had any questions and Tarver asked Jones "Do you have any excuses tonight Roy?"

Roy Jones to Benard Hopkins..."60%-40% to beat yo ass"
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2007, 03:56:53 PM »

Winslow after miami game "they trying to kill me...im gon kill them...im a solda."
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2007, 04:00:31 PM »

Mike tyson after some fight

Interviewer: there were spectulations that you were injured while training

Tyson: yea i broke my back doing sit ups with a 25lb plate

Interviewer: was it lumbar, or a nerve thing

Tyson: Spinal
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2007, 04:01:28 PM »

lol.  Playoffs?!?!?!

That may be the funniest for sure.  I can hear it over and over in that commercial with that Mickey Mouse voice of his.
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2007, 04:09:01 PM »

That may be the funniest for sure.  I can hear it over and over in that commercial with that Mickey Mouse voice of his.

Yep. 

From Jerry Glanville when he was in the NFL, to an official during a game:

"The NFL stands for 'Not For Long' if you keep making calls like that!" 
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2007, 04:09:39 PM »

Most anything from Chris Berman. 


BAAAK, BAAAAAK, BAAAAK ,BAAAAK ,BAAAAK ,BAAAAAK ( SAID IN THE BERMAN VOICE.)
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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2007, 04:36:52 PM »

"Ali doesn't have parkinson's....he has Frazieritis from too many Frazier shots to the head." --- Joe Frazier
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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2007, 04:48:00 PM »


BAAAK, BAAAAAK, BAAAAK ,BAAAAK ,BAAAAK ,BAAAAAK ( SAID IN THE BERMAN VOICE.)

Rumblin, bumblin, stumblin

And he could . . . go . . . all . . . the . . . way! 

[The Curly whoop when someone jukes a player]
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« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2007, 05:14:39 PM »

Rumblin, bumblin, stumblin

And he could . . . go . . . all . . . the . . . way! 

[The Curly whoop when someone jukes a player]

Good stuff.
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« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2007, 05:26:42 PM »

Any quote Yogi Berra ever made!
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« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2007, 08:52:52 PM »

Any quote Yogi Berra ever made!

AMEN! I mean the guy was a walking quote maker! Even younger guys can apperciate his the shit that came outta his mouth..
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2007, 02:27:35 AM »

Johan Cruijff - Was one of the best soccer player evers. His best stuff is in dutch so it's hard to translate it.

Actually I never make a mistake, because it takes a huge effort for me to make a mistake. 

Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple. 

Sometimes something's got to happen before something is going to happen. 

Italians can't win the game against you, but you can lose the game against the Italians.

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"Dan moet je twee dingen goed scheiden. Laten we ze dan apart behandelen, het realistische en het idealistische. Realistische kom je dan aan, en dat is het waarom je het wel of niet doet. Realistische is dat iedereen wie mij een beetje na staat - in het voetballen, buiten het voetballen - die hebben op twee basisredenen, dus gezondheid en het prestige in het voetballen, eigenlijk 99 procent afgeraden om daar naartoe te gaan. Om realistische dingen. Ten eerste de manier zoals het Nederlands elftal voetbalt, is Van Basten er wel of niet bij. Wat ken je winnen, als trainer realistisch gesproken, en, allerbelangrijkste, wat krijg je over je heen als het niet lukt. Nou, daar hebben we een klein voorproefje van gehad denk ik de laatste twee weken. Dus wat dat aangaat hebben ze geen ongelijk gehad. Kan alleen maar erger worden. En wat zie je dan, kom je aan het positieve, wat ken je wel halen. Er is maar één mogelijkheid (Van Dorp: "Ik vind dat je nu wel een beetje zielig zit te doen.") Cruijff vervolgt: Nee helemaal niet, want ik kom direct in het tweede gedeelte. Ten eerste praat je over geld, en geld is realistisch, dus als je dan een realistische oplossing gaat zoeken, zit ik die kant op te praten, het eerste gedeelte, nog niet het tweede gedeelte. Als je dan op een gegeven moment een prijs voor iets moet af maken, om op je geld terug te komen, dan praat je dus voor en tegen, dat is normaal, dan praat je niet over het graag willen, want dat is het realistische, praat je over het andere. Nou, de andere kant is niks positiefs te vinden, tenzij je dus zegt wat je ken worden, wereldkampioen, maar voor de rest dus ook helemaal niks. Alles wat erna komt, is afbreken, en nou goed dat is één."
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2007, 03:49:21 AM »

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "There's only one Zlatan".

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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2007, 06:40:05 AM »

Winslow after miami game "they trying to kill me...im gon kill them...im a solda."

What a waste of talent. I know his dad and he is nothing like his son.
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2007, 12:08:31 PM »

Theismann's one of the best analysts, there aren't many good ones. Almost all of today's announcers are useless whereas he adds a lot. However, this is a classic from long ago:

"You don't have to be a genius, someone like John Einstein, to understand football."
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2007, 12:09:10 PM »

What a waste of talent. I know his dad and he is nothing like his son.

I think maybe his dad appreciates it more. Being the son of a Hall of Famer and playing th same position at the university might make you a bit ungrateful.
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