If I recall correctly, Scimowser is like a buck 150 soaking wet and has the collective punching power of a drunk 4 year old.
AAHAHAH!! Yes, I heard he tried to join the Boy Scouts of America, but the 125lb, 42 yr-old, bisexual Scoutmaster slapped the taste out of his mouth and promptly denied him membership due to Scimowser being, and I quote, "too much of a whiny f'aggot".