Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.

[ButtonMan]

Okay Squad,

Here it is:

*Option 1
Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler posts a video (his identity must be verified by either Ron or a Mod in good standing) in which he identifies himself and matches just one of my best lifts from when I was 14 (Sarcasm's age). That's a 200 lb Bench or a 250 lb Squat or a 250 lb Deadlift... any ONE of these lifts for ONE clean rep. He can use a belt and bench shirt for the bench press. He can use a belt and a power suit for the squat. He can use a belt with lifting straps and/or hooks for the deadlift...

Luke's forfeit: I must send Squadfather $100 dollars (to be verified by impartial third party), I must leave GetBig forever (no gimmicks, IP banned and account deleted).... and just for good measure Mindspin will give Squadfather back his "Sarcasm" account with his post totals from the Squadfather and Heckler added to the original 12,000.

*Option 2
I, The Luke, must post a video in which I identify myself as the 5'5'' 220 lb 25-30% bf monster-hunting comicbookguy-from-the-simpsons-looking blobbybuilder that I am and perform the following lifts witnessed by other identified GetBig members:

Single clean rep in the barbell bench press with at least 300 lbs (no belt, no wrist supports)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell back squat with at least 400 lbs, to at least parallel (no belt, no lifting suit)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell floor deadlift with at least 500 lbs, no hitching, no jerking (wrist straps allowed as I have midget hands, no belt permitted)
 ....failure to satisfactorily complete any one of these lifts will constitute a total failure.

Squad forfeit: Sarcasm/Squadfather must leave Getbig forever (account deleted, no gimmicks and IP address banned) and all other Squad members must agree collectively to three months in time out and promise under pain of account deletion to:
-quit "owning" people;
-stop hijacking threads;
-stop using gimmick accounts;
-desist from baseless attacks;
...for a period of 6 months in order that the contributing members can get a taste of what a troll-free GetBig would be like.

The Luke

[The Luke]

option 3 you jump off a cliff

...I'm doing everything I can here to facilitate an epic "owning" for Sarcasm.

Why can't he bench 200, or squat 250, or deadlift 250??? Why not? I did when I was 14.

If he's really 5'9'' 230 lbs with abs showing it should be easy... It's not as if he's just adding 20 years to his age and 100 lbs to his bodyweight... is it?

He claims I'm a fat, monster-hunting weakling... well I am fat... and a monster-hunter/adventurer... and only 5'5''ish... and I have a Michael Bolton hair cut (balding with ponytail)... but I'm not really that weak... I can manage some okay lifts because I'm an adult who lifts weights.

Maybe I really am sure he's just a teenage troll... maybe several people know he is and we're sick of him.

Cue the Squad and their gimmicks posting "You're gay", "Meltdown", "Ha-ha-ha!" over and over again...

Cue the Squad doing EVERYTHING else other than proving themselves...

The Luke 

[ButtonMan]

...I'm doing everything I can here to facilitate an epic "owning" for Sarcasm.

Why can't he bench 200, or squat 250, or deadlift 250??? Why not? I did when I was 14.

If he's really 5'9'' 230 lbs with abs showing it should be easy... It's not as if he's just adding 20 years to his age and 100 lbs to his bodyweight... is it?

He claims I'm a fat, monster-hunting weakling... well I am fat... and a monster-hunter/adventurer... and only 5'5''ish... and I have a Michael Bolton hair cut (balding with ponytail)... but I'm not really that weak... I can manage some okay lifts because I'm an adult who lifts weights.

Maybe I really am sure he's just a teenage troll... maybe several people know he is and we're sick of him.

Cue the Squad and their gimmicks posting "You're gay", "Meltdown", "Ha-ha-ha!" over and over again...

Cue the Squad doing EVERYTHING else other than proving themselves...

The Luke 

[drkaje]

Okay Squad,

Here it is:

*Option 1
Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler posts a video (his identity must be verified by either Ron or a Mod in good standing) in which he identifies himself and matches just one of my best lifts from when I was 14 (Sarcasm's age). That's a 200 lb Bench or a 250 lb Squat or a 250 lb Deadlift... any ONE of these lifts for ONE clean rep. He can use a belt and bench shirt for the bench press. He can use a belt and a power suit for the squat. He can use a belt with lifting straps and/or hooks for the deadlift...

Luke's forfeit: I must send Squadfather $100 dollars (to be verified by impartial third party), I must leave GetBig forever (no gimmicks, IP banned and account deleted).... and just for good measure Mindspin will give Squadfather back his "Sarcasm" account with his post totals from the Squadfather and Heckler added to the original 12,000.

*Option 2
I, The Luke, must post a video in which I identify myself as the 5'5'' 220 lb 25-30% bf monster-hunting comicbookguy-from-the-simpsons-looking blobbybuilder that I am and perform the following lifts witnessed by other identified GetBig members:

Single clean rep in the barbell bench press with at least 300 lbs (no belt, no wrist supports)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell back squat with at least 400 lbs, to at least parallel (no belt, no lifting suit)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell floor deadlift with at least 500 lbs, no hitching, no jerking (wrist straps allowed as I have midget hands, no belt permitted)
 ....failure to satisfactorily complete any one of these lifts will constitute a total failure.

Squad forfeit: Sarcasm/Squadfather must leave Getbig forever (account deleted, no gimmicks and IP address banned) and all other Squad members must agree collectively to three months in time out and promise under pain of account deletion to:
-quit "owning" people;
-stop hijacking threads;
-stop using gimmick accounts;
-desist from baseless attacks;
...for a period of 6 months in order that the contributing members can get a taste of what a troll-free GetBig would be like.

The Luke

You're officially gayer than UKGold.

I didn't believe that was possible but you've accomplished it.

[The Luke]

Seems February 14th is Valentine's Day...

Seems February 15th just became "Squad Heartbreak Day"...


The Luke

[RUDE BUOY]

THE SQUAD OWNS YOUR EVERY THOUGHT THE LUKE YOU ARE PATHETIC

[danielson]

THE SQUAD OWNS YOUR EVERY THOUGHT THE LUKE YOU ARE PATHETIC

Hey Rude, good to have you back.

[RUDE BUOY]

Hey Rude, good to have you back.

good to be back danny boy seems like the tinest of tits that goes by the name of the luke is forgetting his role

[The Luke]

Pathetic is a roid head who can't deadlift 250 lbs for a single.

There's no avoiding the fact Squad bitches... Sarcasm can't even lift his voice... at most he might... smell strong.

The Luke

[danielson]

good to be back danny boy seems like the tinest of tits that goes by the name of the luke is forgetting his role

There is an alarming number of new bitches and of course Luke that have been popping up lately.

[drkaje]

I've been here for a while and this may be the deepest Sarcasm has gotten into someone's head.

[danielson]

Pathetic is a roid head who can't deadlift 250 lbs for a single.

There's no avoiding the fact Squad bitches... Sarcasm can't even lift his voice... at most he might... smell strong.

The Luke

Did you find that precedent of a website owner being sued for not letting a kid post at his site yet?

[The Luke]

Maybe you guys should be re-named:

"Teh SquOWNED!"



The Luke

[JimmyTheFish]

THE SQUAD OWNS YOUR EVERY THOUGHT THE LUKE YOU ARE PATHETIC

WHAT UP RUDENESS

[danielson]

Maybe you guys should be re-named:

"Teh SquOWNED!"



The Luke

Where's the letter?

[ja351]

Alright people, I'm getting sick and tired of nimrods like The Luke trying to create an issue out of something that is totally false and baseless i.e. about Sarcasm aka Squadfather. I'm the official spokesperson of the SQUAD and in this capacity, would like to clarify a few things for those of you who're interested in hearing the truth. If you want to call meltdown or use this to flame us further, feel free - none of worthless pieces of shit are worth your weight in dried up dogshit and we'll put you out of your miseries one by one.

First, about Sarcasm being a 14 year old. I'm amazed to see people are still considering this notion as a possibility and indulging / encouraging an absolute moron, who by his own admission, is a 32 year old loser living in his parents basement (in an another country to boot) and calls himself a 'scientist' and 'explorer' - The Luke. Hunting for Bigfoot is no more 'science' than Astral travelling or astrology or crystal healing. And the only thing the Luke has explored is the anal cavities of all the guys who've plowed him to date.

Ron, who was contacted about this issue and asked to speak on it once and for all, made the following posts in the V in which he CLEARLY states that Sarcasm is not 14, that there is no letter etc etc. Here are the quotes of Ron. Click on the hyperlink above the posts and it'll take you directly to the thread so you guys can see nothing's been altered.


So, with this being the case, why does the Luke persist in this incredibly dumb, obviously baseless and totally false theory? I'm not a psychologist, but if asked to guess, I'd say it's a combination of Attention Seeking Syndrome, his current situation (being 32, living with parents etc) and an unhealthy obsession over someone, who even though lives thousands of miles away, is running this guy's life, merely through some words he's posted under an anonymous name in an online forum that's notorious for such over the top posts. Here are some things Luke has posted about himself - again, nothing's been altered:


Bottom line, The Luke's a total loser who's got nothing else happening in his life, which has made his already feeble mind try something so desperate, miserable and stupid as this. Hell, none of us in the SQUAD take anything so seriously - we've all publicly declared time and again that the whole thing is just for a laugh and to try make an otherwise dull board a bit more interesting / controversial.

So Luke, pull yourself together, focus on what's really important in your life and ask yourself honestly, if it really is such a good idea to obsess over a total stranger whom you 'talk to' only in a forum and that too, over so trivial a matter? Alternatively, you could eat shit and die. Either way, Good luck

You missed out the Happy Valentines Days after that rant, either way thats an extremly cute jesture.

[dr.chimps]

...I'm doing everything I can here to facilitate an epic "owning" for Sarcasm.

Why can't he bench 200, or squat 250, or deadlift 250??? Why not? I did when I was 14.

If he's really 5'9'' 230 lbs with abs showing it should be easy... It's not as if he's just adding 20 years to his age and 100 lbs to his bodyweight... is it?

He claims I'm a fat, monster-hunting weakling... well I am fat... and a monster-hunter/adventurer... and only 5'5''ish... and I have a Michael Bolton hair cut (balding with ponytail)... but I'm not really that weak... I can manage some okay lifts because I'm an adult who lifts weights.

Maybe I really am sure he's just a teenage troll... maybe several people know he is and we're sick of him.

Cue the Squad and their gimmicks posting "You're gay", "Meltdown", "Ha-ha-ha!" over and over again...

Cue the Squad doing EVERYTHING else other than proving themselves...

The Luke 

Luke, it ain't gonna happen. Let it go, man . Sarcasm is a cipher. He has nothing to gain from this and everything to lose. I know it, you know it, and anyone with half a brain knows it, which also covers those Squad apologists who claim to 'know' him. He will never be glimpsed or contacted in RL; it would mean seeing' the Wizard behind the curtain, or a sasquatch. 

[ButtonMan]

Where's the letter?

[danielson]

Have you ever seen anyone as pathetic as this Bigfoot hunter before?

[JimmyTheFish]

Have you ever seen anyone as pathetic as this Bigfoot hunter before?

yo Danielson, hows the weather in the Motor City?

[ButtonMan]

Have you ever seen anyone as pathetic as this Bigfoot hunter before?

I love it how he keeps talking to himself 

[danielson]

yo Danielson, hows the weather in the

In Michigan? It sucks, we got 10 inches the other day and it's about 10 degrees outside. I hate winters here, I would rather be in Vegas where 50 degrees is considered freezing.

[danielson]

I love it how he keeps talking to himself 

He pulled this same thing months ago and went away to look for Bigfoot ad never produced a letter. He is just a short, fat, attention whore

[Johnny Big Nutz]

Clear head now.......fucking terrified but won't show it! I would die for Kamili-style and FAMILY-style.  Did not see me before.  Good outside perspective.  Greatfull...now.  Holla!!!!!!!! I never say that!

[JimmyTheFish]

In Michigan? It sucks, we got 10 inches the other day and it's about 10 degrees outside. I hate winters here, I would rather be in Vegas where 50 degrees is considered freezing.

My brotha it was sunny and 72 here today (Vegas) and fucking beautiful............... ..headed down to the strip..................N BA in town like a mofo!!!