Bay is correct in that thongs need to be done away with. I prefer a nice one piece bathing suit on a woman over a dental floss bikini any day. The former is pleasant to look upon and if the mood strikes me, it leaves much to the imagination and the imagination is a powerful thing. The latter? Base, cheap and immoral for public display on any woman no matter how beautiful.
I suspect that Bay being the author of this thread and a vocal advocate to the return of real posing trunks is a combination of having class and a last chance at normalcy, i.e., heterosexuality. Turn back, Bay. Come to the Good side of the force.
We have women.

You know. Women. They were made for men. Everything fits where it's supposed to.