Author Topic: THE MOST PATHETIC Bodybuilder Video I HAVE EVER SEEN. (Read 14984 times)

BuffD · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:48:11 PM »

I agree with very little of what Adonis says but honestly if this is how Branch is at the gym then that's just stupid. Throwing plates like that is not intense it's just stupid.

Stavios · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:49:38 PM »

no no BuffD, they are "hardcore"

Stavios · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:50:42 PM »

looking shredded

The_Hammer · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:51:55 PM »

Sure Branch's form is even worse than Ronnie's, but the guy is moving the heaviest weight he can with 100% intensity.

Ugh, who is this?

Some of the worst genetics I've ever seen.

The_Hammer · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:58:45 PM »

Is that guy one of "Adonis" clients?

Someone should report Adonis to the authorities. The guy in the picture should be embarrassed of his physique, let alone post it on a bodybuilding board. How much does "Adonis" charge for training? Hopefully nothing because that's all it's worth.

Bodies · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:59:52 PM »

throwing the plates around was kinda silly.....

chaos · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:31:49 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on March 11, 2007, 02:49:56 PM

The ultimate result of the Adonis principles?

that's the after pic. let's see where he started...

tu_holmes · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:07:58 PM »

Quote from: tweeter on March 11, 2007, 04:05:45 PM

I'm thinking about coming out with my own video, which will be even more hardcore than Branch's. For example, I will bring my glock with me to the gym and if I spot someone using a piece of equipment that I need, I will just bust a cap and blow their brains all over the gym. Then I will kick their bloody carcus out of the way and go on with my workout like nothing happened. Also, I don't like having to disrupt my workout to go to the bathroom, so I will just piss and shit all over the gym floor. It will definately set the new standard for hardcore.

Don't forget if it's a runny shit... it has to flow down your leg (and you're in shorts of course) and stay there... collecting on your foot, because you can NOT be wearing socks and shoes...

HARD MUTHA FUCKIN' CORE

Unbiased · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:15:22 PM »

Quote from: The_Hammer on March 11, 2007, 02:58:45 PM

Is that guy one of "Adonis" clients?

Someone should report Adonis to the authorities. The guy in the picture should be embarrassed of his physique, let alone post it on a bodybuilding board. How much does "Adonis" charge for training? Hopefully nothing because that's all it's worth.

ahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!

That is the one and only microscopic Adonis himself.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:17:17 PM »

Quote from: tweeter on March 11, 2007, 04:11:12 PM

I'll probably be wearing commando style boots; I will let the shit get on my boots and then wipe it all over the equipment to mark my territory.

You must then cock your leg up and piss on all HARDCORE equipment (to mark your territory). Leg presses, bench presses, squat racks... Anything that says "freemotion" is left for the weak.

You also must walk around with a T-shirt that says "Hardcore".

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:20:34 PM »

O god.... branch's training partner has to be the biggest tool on the fucking planet

ribonucleic · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:21:45 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on March 11, 2007, 04:17:17 PM

You also must walk around with a T-shirt that says "Hardcore".

Additional fashion tips for The Hardcore Look...

- "Chino"-style knit cap to cover steroid-accelerated baldness

- Flannel shirt with sleeves ripped off to facilitate arm display

- Work boots for stability during insane squats

kh300 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:27:21 PM »

that video looks so bad i wont even bother downloading the torrent

maybee i will,, just for spite

affy · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:34:29 PM »

Quote from: kh300 on March 11, 2007, 04:27:21 PM

that video looks so bad i wont even bother downloading the torrent

maybee i will,, just for spite

when you find the torrent

post the site here

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:53:22 PM »

Quote from: tweeter on March 11, 2007, 04:05:45 PM

I'm thinking about coming out with my own video, which will be even more hardcore than Branch's. For example, I will bring my glock with me to the gym and if I spot someone using a piece of equipment that I need, I will just bust a cap and blow their brains all over the gym. Then I will kick their bloody carcus out of the way and go on with my workout like nothing happened. Also, I don't like having to disrupt my workout to go to the bathroom, so I will just piss and shit all over the gym floor. It will definately set the new standard for hardcore.

hahahahaha!

leonp1981 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:47:55 PM »

It doesn't matter who you are, throwing weights around the gym like that is pointless and stupid. The owner should have told them to go elsewhere.

wolfgang187 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:50:14 PM »

WARNING

Dear Get Big,

You're about to discover the most delusional and pathological liar on the internet today. This man is claiming to have developed principles of diet programs fitness models for bodybuilders to reach single digit body fat levels. Now on top of that he will private message and tell you for a fee he will get you into shape.

Over the past 9 years, through a long and painstaking process of trial, error, Adonis has done only a internet bodybuilding show and took second place. Now he asks for money because he's claiming to have a surefire system for losing body fat, based on no known education or training in nutrition or competitive bodybuilding experience with in the fitness industry.

The True Adonis is a grifter on the internet, who will manipulate the web community and find a mark into his tricks or dishonest plan. Sometimes Adonis will rely on naive individuals who put their confidence in to his schemes, such as "too good to be true" claims. It may take months for the wider community to discover that such claims are bogus, and usually it is too late, as many people have lost time and money.

Thank You

Wolfgang

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=134039.0

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=134030.0

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:03:28 PM »

Quote from: wolfgang187 on March 11, 2007, 05:50:14 PM

WARNING

Dear Get Big,

You're about to discover the most delusional and pathological liar on the internet today. This man is claiming to have developed principles of diet programs fitness models for bodybuilders to reach single digit body fat levels. Now on top of that he will private message and tell you for a fee he will get you into shape.

Over the past 9 years, through a long and painstaking process of trial, error, Adonis has done only a internet bodybuilding show and took second place. Now he asks for money because he's claiming to have a surefire system for losing body fat, based on no known education or training in nutrition or competitive bodybuilding experience with in the fitness industry.

The True Adonis is a grifter on the internet, who will manipulate the web community and find a mark into his tricks or dishonest plan. Sometimes Adonis will rely on naive individuals who put their confidence in to his schemes, such as "too good to be true" claims. It may take months for the wider community to discover that such claims are bogus, and usually it is too late, as many people have lost time and money.

Thank You

Wolfgang

are you kidding me "the Luke" you are so obsessed its pathetic holly fuck get a life you useless piece of shit

MindSpin · « **Reply #43 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:11:12 PM »

Ha ha ha! This video looked like an SNL skit...are for real!?

dogbowl · « **Reply #44 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:21:12 PM »

That guy's lucky he didn't break a toe

tu_holmes · « **Reply #45 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:22:38 PM »

Quote from: dogbowl on March 11, 2007, 06:21:12 PM

That guy's lucky he didn't break a toe

Nah... those harcore steal toe boots will save him.

Darth Muscle · « **Reply #46 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:28:20 PM »

This is like a warning on a pack of cigarettes. If you are dumb enough to buy anything from this fraud, you get what you deserve. As for Branch's video.....wow! I'd say he uses loose form to say the least.

Quote from: wolfgang187 on March 11, 2007, 05:50:14 PM

WARNING

Dear Get Big,

You're about to discover the most delusional and pathological liar on the internet today. This man is claiming to have developed principles of diet programs fitness models for bodybuilders to reach single digit body fat levels. Now on top of that he will private message and tell you for a fee he will get you into shape.

Over the past 9 years, through a long and painstaking process of trial, error, Adonis has done only a internet bodybuilding show and took second place. Now he asks for money because he's claiming to have a surefire system for losing body fat, based on no known education or training in nutrition or competitive bodybuilding experience with in the fitness industry.

The True Adonis is a grifter on the internet, who will manipulate the web community and find a mark into his tricks or dishonest plan. Sometimes Adonis will rely on naive individuals who put their confidence in to his schemes, such as "too good to be true" claims. It may take months for the wider community to discover that such claims are bogus, and usually it is too late, as many people have lost time and money.

Thank You

Wolfgang

onlyme · « **Reply #47 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:37:32 PM »

A couple students of Apenis. These two have been on the Mcdonalds diet. Apenis has them dialed in just perfect in his eyes. He is not far from acheiving this high quality body himself. He should be proud

Buttsuck · « **Reply #48 on:** March 11, 2007, 07:08:12 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 11, 2007, 06:37:32 PM

A couple students of Apenis. These two have been on the Mcdonalds diet. Apenis has them dialed in just perfect in his eyes. He is not far from acheiving this high quality body himself. He should be proud

God forbid they go on your diet ROFL!!!!

You look like a damn dick head.

Sad thing is you are proud of these. Delusional...

Buttsuck · « **Reply #49 on:** March 11, 2007, 07:09:13 PM »

Hahahah you look like your average American traffic cop who was picked on all throughout life and feels the need to stick it to the man (society)

Author Topic: THE MOST PATHETIC Bodybuilder Video I HAVE EVER SEEN. (Read 14984 times)

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