Author Topic: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 20396 times)

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I didn't know Old Navy sold XXXXL clothing.
you've got me confused with your girlfriend.

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They make size extra small there for you?


without old navy, he'll be shopping at his local salvation army thrift store :)

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I can't believe squadfather is telling stories about  owning his own sister working at old navy, shame on you ;D

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WTF ;D That's exactly what I said in the first place, except I used the  ::) smiley to denote sarcasm

My bad, i didnt see the sarcasm smiley.

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Sarc, man that was kind of wrong.......J/K LMFAO!!!!!


Her man prolly left her cause prego bitches get some serious hemrhoids, and he was tired of looking at those stinky balloons.

Poor chick prolly went out and got on one of Prego Sex websites to suppliment her income.  Her Old navy Job is her cover so she can still go home for Christmas or Chanukah if your a bagel eater.
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.


hahaha that is your best work to date.... she probably went straight to an abortion clinic

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Squad, I hate better than average chicks that think that since they are pregnant, their shit don't stink...  Great on the spot ownage.  By the way, She was right in a way, when you're muscles do the talkin, that is the reason we work out right?  Me anyway, I prefer intimidation over anything else.  When you make the other person think twice, you've won!  Good job!
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the stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.

Nothing wrong with Old Navy. Why spend $500 clams on jeans like Jaejonna? I rather save my money or spend it on something good.
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the stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.

you wear jeans to the gym?

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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!   Brutal owning of an uppity yet embittered gov't cheese eating skank. Best you watch out or the 5'2" mexican that popped his nasty seed in her filfty crotch might pull a shank on ya.

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you could have said---bringing half black babies into this world is a form of abuse...I should have you locked up...

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Nothing wrong with Old Navy. Why spend $500 clams on jeans like Jaejonna? I rather save my money or spend it on something good.

exactly these guys who wear 500 dollar jeans and pop the collars of their AE golf shirts need to be curbed

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exactly these guys who wear 500 dollar jeans and pop the collars of their AE golf shirts need to be curbed
Hey Ben...don't forget about the 'fro-hawk' haircuts. That's essential to the ultra cool super trendy guys as of late.
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Hey Ben...don't forget about the 'fro-hawk' haircuts. That's essential to the ultra cool super trendy guys as of late.

ya with their new style of dress they are guarenteed to get lots of action when going out...... but instead of pussy its dick they are after

Hows the diet comming for the show big guy?

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 Good. Just popped a clen tab literally 2 minutes ago. Cardio tonite. Looking forward to another plate of chicken and green beans. Hahahaha!

 
 'Kaged Muscle' Gethin sports that 'fro-hawk' shit. Everywhere I look I see dudes with that gay haircut.
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Good. Just popped a clen tab literally 2 minutes ago. Cardio tonite. Looking forward to another plate of chicken and green beans. Hahahaha!

 
 'Kaged Muscle' Gethin sports that 'fro-hawk' shit. Everywhere I look I see dudes with that gay haircut.

Are you serious??? What on earth would posses you to get a haircut like that.... its ridiculous

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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.







lmao ;D ;D ;D
Best owning to date Sarcasm ;D

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lmao ;D ;D ;D
Best owning to date Sarcasm ;D
thanks.

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Better than the ownage of the mexicans and way better than the owning recieved by the guy who was wearing an underarmour shirt.

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hahahahaha, these "women" who work there make me laugh, they act like princesses and they make $7.50 an hour.

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hahahaha, she's probably in the back now taking care of the kid with the ol' clotheshanger trick.

Lol thats nasty.

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so did you end up getting the 46" mc hammer pants that you were after?

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so did you end up getting the 46" mc hammer pants that you were after?
nope, your boyfriend got all of them.

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Squadfather should be careful.

I read a whole thread about strongmen fighting Old Navy Seals and it didn't look too good for the strongman.


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Did she have a tramp stamp, a belly button piercing, a tongue piercing (which automatically 'proves' that she's good at giving head ::)), blond streaks and was chewing gum saying, "Are you like, trying to like, exchange this like, pants or something"?

Hahahaha!!!  That's classic!  After SF left, she probably went in the back, bitched about it to some co-workers and finally said "uhh...whateverrrrrrrrr".