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« on: May 14, 2007, 09:20:24 AM »

Spiderman 3,

massively shit 3rd installment. I bloody loved the other two you girls! TOO many villans, botht the main ones underused and the grotesque ending with someone (i'll avoid saying what happened and to who) made me puke

NANNY MCfuckingPHee!!


ahhhhhhhhhhh, what did i do to deserve that? I did not speak for two days after that abomination. Fucking shitty little kids, I would have got the belt out and taught them respect.

Finding Neverland!!!

I was trying to get laid here but fuck me at what costs do I have to go to!! Boring is not the word to describe this non event, Depp is as gay as it gets and I just wish a fire ball had hit the set and killed everyone before this shithole was released.

Minority Report,

Samantha Morton as some psychic freak???!!!!! What utter smelly bullturd is that? I felt like scaling the cinema screen and bearting it when this pretentious whore came on screen and Cruise doing Cruise, wow i've never seen that before, Thanks tom you cuntt

Save the last dance,

OH MY GOD!!!! How can the actors stoop so low? Julia stiles is ugly so she is desperate, thats my thinking.
However, she and her band of genital wart friends bash us over the head with the fact that black and whites should be friends, and the way she is accepted in the end is pure hollywood filth that make me vomit.

She should get a fierce beating in scene 1 and then they should take it from there imo, not dance around in happy land and smell of roses, FUCKING SHIT!


sEX LIVES OF THE pOTATO MEN
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Luckily for those in america this never made it to your screens, when a comedy has no laughs in it, that spells trouble, I mean no laughs whatsoever. Shoot the writer and director post haste.

Anything with Steven Seagal in it,

this nutjob has swanned about kicking ass looking like he has just eaten Mcdonalds out of stock and seems ready for his bus pass he is that old. Shockingly shit actoe with the charisma of a ladel.

Fucking Wank.

House of the flying geisha hero,

Well their all the bloody same are'nt they? Crouching tiger is great, but after that it a case of avoiding these epic boring same actor same story heaps of dung.

The set pieces are great but you wait ages and with the lack of plot i find myself dreaming of how I can shag every member of holyoaks.


Rocky 2 - 245

SLy likes to milk things and he milked too much here, they are looked back on fondly until you actually have to watch one, thats when i begin to cry and wail because these films are so poorly made my dog could have done better, Honourable mention to Rambo 3, ruined the trilogy there mate and I expect the next one to be as good as the shits too.

American History X

Yes of cousre the ultra racist is going to be converted and go back on things sewn inot his mind, American diatribe at it's worst, why has everything got to have some for of redemption, make a film that represents you fuckers!!!


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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 09:21:46 AM »

Rocky and Steven Seagal films Huh You trying to piss of the mods Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 09:23:36 AM »

its my preference!


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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 09:25:47 AM »

I was hungover yesterday and watched Underclassman, could very well be the worst movie I have seen in years.
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 09:28:13 AM »

have not seen it but after a review like this its safe to say its SHIT!

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movie just seemed to be very lame ,

not funny at all ... very poorly written , might be funny to a younger crowd .. i find that this actor does really not know how to act ... he tries to be funny but just really isn't ... i guess that fact that is wasn't advertised as much as good movies and that the fact that it is already very poorly rated would of been a good hint for me not to watch it but i had to find out for myself. i recommend that anyone who wants to watch this movie that they don't, save yourself the trouble and find a better movie ... i 'm not saying you would hate it ...but don't buy this movie ... rent it .. yea maybe .. i guess but definitely don't waste twenty dollars to go buy it ... well thats my rant about that movie ... happy viewing



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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2007, 09:29:52 AM »

I also watched American Dreamz yesterday, it was fkn horrible. I couldn't get through the whole movie.
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2007, 09:46:22 AM »

there are soooo many poor films out there, i'm very picky, so when I do have to endure  a shit film it's pain cause I must have chosen it!


hollywood is going down the toilet.


Best film i've seen in ages is "Little Miss Sunshine", thought it would be turd but was surprised, very good film

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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 09:53:01 AM »

I hated starring in The Karate Kid
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2007, 09:53:48 AM »

I hated starring in The Karate Kid

So, who the fuck are you anyway?
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2007, 09:54:38 AM »

Oh, Daniel-san! You all wet behind ear!
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2007, 12:15:47 PM »

Oh, Daniel-san! You all wet behind ear!


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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2007, 01:22:09 PM »

I watched Black Christmas and The Return this weekend. Utterly fucking awful. Children of Men was awesome though
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2007, 01:39:15 PM »

American History X was a great film you idiot. Rocky 4 had the ALL TIME best training scenes...and boxing scenes as well...

I hated Momento ...
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2007, 11:52:54 AM »

American History X was a great film you idiot. Rocky 4 had the ALL TIME best training scenes...and boxing scenes as well...

I hated Momento ...

its my opinion you slitty eyed fuck, and if you like Rocky 4 you've had one too many chow meins....fuck off


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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2007, 02:05:02 PM »

I would have got the belt out and taught them respect.


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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2007, 03:06:03 PM »

Exorcist: The Beginning (We were in the aisles screaming with laughter during the last 15 minutes.)

Gigli:  Cry

As Good As It Gets:  (No one wants to see Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton kissing. Lame plot too.)

Dirty Love

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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2007, 03:19:08 PM »

Exorcist: The Beginning (We were in the aisles screaming with laughter during the last 15 minutes.)



As Good As It Gets:  (No one wants to see Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton kissing. Lame plot too.)





Helen Hunt was in that one I think. Are you thinking of Something has to Give?
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2007, 03:30:16 PM »

Helen Hunt was in that one I think. Are you thinking of Something has to Give?

You're right.  Smiley  The flick was so bad I blocked out the name of it in my mind
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2007, 03:32:54 AM »

TITANIC

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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2007, 04:23:45 AM »

Any list that doesn't mention Highlander 2 is clearly wrong  Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2007, 07:13:58 AM »

Battlefield Earth
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2007, 10:13:36 AM »

Best of the best, with that chubby christopher penn playing a taekwondo blackbelt super fighter.

That movie with 15 minutes of fame vanilla ice, the ghetto talking wigger, I forgot the title. Cool as ice I believe.
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2007, 01:43:17 PM »

Little Shop of Horrors
Out of Africa
Thin red line
Anything starring J-Lo, or Hulk Hogan.
Karate Kid 3
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2007, 02:01:17 PM »

All films starring Jenifer Aniston. Sorry love, you're shit.

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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2007, 07:54:57 PM »

TITANIC

End of list.

finally, ( i saw it in theater  Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed) bought the film when it came out on vhs at the time and in special, after 15 min, stop, rewind, gave it away!!!
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