Spiderman 3,
massively shit 3rd installment. I bloody loved the other two you girls! TOO many villans, botht the main ones underused and the grotesque ending with someone (i'll avoid saying what happened and to who) made me puke
NANNY MCfuckingPHee!!
ahhhhhhhhhhh, what did i do to deserve that? I did not speak for two days after that abomination. Fucking shitty little kids, I would have got the belt out and taught them respect.
Finding Neverland!!!
I was trying to get laid here but fuck me at what costs do I have to go to!! Boring is not the word to describe this non event, Depp is as gay as it gets and I just wish a fire ball had hit the set and killed everyone before this shithole was released.
Minority Report,
Samantha Morton as some psychic freak???!!!!! What utter smelly bullturd is that? I felt like scaling the cinema screen and bearting it when this pretentious whore came on screen and Cruise doing Cruise, wow i've never seen that before, Thanks tom you cuntt
Save the last dance,
OH MY GOD!!!! How can the actors stoop so low? Julia stiles is ugly so she is desperate, thats my thinking.
However, she and her band of genital wart friends bash us over the head with the fact that black and whites should be friends, and the way she is accepted in the end is pure hollywood filth that make me vomit.
She should get a fierce beating in scene 1 and then they should take it from there imo, not dance around in happy land and smell of roses, FUCKING SHIT!
sEX LIVES OF THE pOTATO MEN,
Luckily for those in america this never made it to your screens, when a comedy has no laughs in it, that spells trouble, I mean no laughs whatsoever. Shoot the writer and director post haste.
Anything with Steven Seagal in it,
this nutjob has swanned about kicking ass looking like he has just eaten Mcdonalds out of stock and seems ready for his bus pass he is that old. Shockingly shit actoe with the charisma of a ladel.
Fucking Wank.
House of the flying geisha hero,
Well their all the bloody same are'nt they? Crouching tiger is great, but after that it a case of avoiding these epic boring same actor same story heaps of dung.
The set pieces are great but you wait ages and with the lack of plot i find myself dreaming of how I can shag every member of holyoaks.
Rocky 2 - 245
SLy likes to milk things and he milked too much here, they are looked back on fondly until you actually have to watch one, thats when i begin to cry and wail because these films are so poorly made my dog could have done better, Honourable mention to Rambo 3, ruined the trilogy there mate and I expect the next one to be as good as the shits too.
American History X
Yes of cousre the ultra racist is going to be converted and go back on things sewn inot his mind, American diatribe at it's worst, why has everything got to have some for of redemption, make a film that represents you fuckers!!!
ta ta
