Funny thing the only person that openly talked about fighting in a cage is BerzerkFury himself, he said he would have his first fight this summer and that was early this year
(if we're not counting his old post about him being the next fedor etc)
17 years of cage fighting. Do you know that you have more experience than Wanderlei and pretty much every fighter, except for a few like Fedor and what not. Surely you must be a BJJ black belt, able to kick through walls with your brutal teep kicks and snap an arm in two with a monster armbar?
Going with money on the fact that your training consists of brutal board breaking at your TKD McDojo. Shame. Here I was thinking all your bitching on the MMA board was for naught. Bruce Lee 2.0 eh? Oh wait, I see you're working your Pumphard gimmick again. Laughable.
By the way, what's the point in training MMA (as you have been quoted, not just martial arts) if you don't have the intentions of ever stepping foot into an amateur match? 99% of amateur matches involve both clowns bullrushing each other, ending up on the ground, and the one who ends up on top slipping in a rear naked choke, all in less than 30 seconds. Mr. Big Bad Pride belt holder Bluto must surely be up for that, after 17+ years of fighting and all!
Going to go with you being a Karate master. Man, you must surely intimidate all the 10 year old kids in your class when you break 3 dried out boards with your fist!