except the fact the beating up a cripple is grounds for termination.
BF, you may want to back off this one, I think I heard the hammer click back..... 
hahaha, I'd pull it for him if I was obstained of all legal bindings. The gene pool on this planet is already fucked up as is. No need for a feminine little twink to be passing his genes on.
not to worry berzerkgeek, I'll make sure I let everyone know your reaction when you see me, is that ok.
Like I said, I'm shaking in my boots!!!

pumphard, call it a night and start fresh tomorrow (let your sphincter heal) hahahaha
you're beyond the point of return (pinned in 12 seconds) 
bahahaha, I'm about to head off to sleep myself. Got to be up at 830. I fully expect pumphard to talk to himself for another 4 hours and then call in Bluto and Xpac to try to bail him out of this. Too bad this is one meltdown for the ages.