The giant teapot created the universe.
You dare say otherwise? I'm declaring holy war!
If you're talking about Bertrand Russel's teapot, then you should know it was said to be small, small enough that our most powerful telescopes couldn't see it. Know thy religion before preaching it.
Don't be like those 'Christians' who think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
May He bless you all with His noodly Appendage. RAmen.
