I just finished an 18 hour shift "owning" people on GetBig. My white Haynes Undershirt was covered in Pizza,coffee,dough nut,chocolate milk, and sweat stains. I went to my bedroom and opened the top drawer of my childhood bedroom set that my parents let me keep, all 38 of my white Haynes Undershirts were in the dirty laundry - time to go out !
I jumped in my 1986 K car and drove down to Walmart. I walked into Walmart and was greeted with "Hey Squadfather back for some more 10lbs bags of chicken ?" I replied "Not today tiger, just need some new threads". I made my way to the mens clothing section and saw the last package of white Haynes Undershirts, "Damn its a medium size !" I flagged down a 15 year old female employee and asked her to check in the back for more shirts. She said "Sir there is a three pack of undershirts right on the shelf". I quickly lost my patience and yelled in her face "What the Fuck is your problem you little skinny bitch ?", She looked puzzled and I continued my owning - "Are you implying I am a fucking medium bitch ? - look at these !" I flexed my nearly 18 inch arms in her face ! Problem was I tucked my white Haynes Undershirt into my grey track pants which showcased my 48 inch waist ! oh shit ! she stared at my obese belly and not at my 18 inch pythons. I had to get out of there ! I said "forget it bitch" and quickly walked to the checkout counter with my belly jiggling.
I scooped up a box of Krispy Kreemes and 6-pack of cola, paid and drove home. Finally I was back in my one bedroom apartment with my best friends - my pc and Getbig...life is good...