Author Topic: Today I saw... (Read 24799 times)

Dos Equis · « **Reply #50 on:** August 18, 2007, 12:09:45 AM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on August 17, 2007, 05:52:47 PM

{giggle} Don't use up all your tissue just yet. Wait til she goes off to college,
...and starts having pre-marital sex with pot-smoking, Liberals...

Walking down memory lane?

Butterbean · « **Reply #51 on:** August 18, 2007, 06:59:10 AM »

Quote from: overcome on August 17, 2007, 11:00:36 PM

see the black shit wrapped around that tree?
its blocks of c4, and no not mixed with anything else....

I wondered what that was. Thank you for serving and thanks for the pictures. More pics please!

overcome · « **Reply #52 on:** August 18, 2007, 07:13:49 AM »

sure i got a few good ones. i'll start a different thread about it though, i dont want to whore this one out.

24KT · « **Reply #53 on:** August 18, 2007, 12:07:11 PM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on August 18, 2007, 12:09:45 AM

Walking down memory lane?

Nope, ...just looking into my cystal ball.

Wanna know the future?

24KT · « **Reply #54 on:** August 18, 2007, 12:09:07 PM »

Quote from: overcome on August 17, 2007, 11:00:36 PM

see the black shit wrapped around that tree?
its blocks of c4, and no not mixed with anything else....

Stay safe, ...and come home soon.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #55 on:** August 18, 2007, 12:14:10 PM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on August 18, 2007, 12:07:11 PM

Nope, ...just looking into my cystal ball.

Wanna know the future?

You don't know the future.

24KT · « **Reply #56 on:** August 18, 2007, 12:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on August 18, 2007, 12:14:10 PM

You don't know the future.

Yes I do.

infact, I predict... you are going to respond with the eye roll emoticon.... see I was right

chaos · « **Reply #57 on:** August 18, 2007, 02:01:09 PM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on August 18, 2007, 12:26:50 PM

Yes I do.

infact, I predict... you are going to respond with the eye roll emoticon.... see I was right

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
liar

Princess L · « **Reply #58 on:** August 19, 2007, 08:36:36 PM »

a man walking his dog in the pouring rain.

Now that's love

Butterbean · « **Reply #59 on:** August 20, 2007, 09:58:36 AM »

Today I saw...

A man jogging in the rain w/2 dogs

Sweat and rain-soaked running clothes in my kitchen sink

~flower~ · « **Reply #60 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:22:16 AM »

I saw a car with an Alaskan license plate.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #61 on:** August 20, 2007, 03:56:40 PM »

Quote from: chaos on August 18, 2007, 02:01:09 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
liar

She never gets tired of being wrong.

chaos · « **Reply #62 on:** August 20, 2007, 04:00:36 PM »

I saw an old lady that tried to go around on the right drive up a driveway/curb and hit a telephone pole. Well I saw it after it happened but it was still interesting.

G.R.H. · « **Reply #63 on:** August 20, 2007, 07:24:25 PM »

the ugliest little red sports car i have ever seen that looked like it came out of a cracker jack box, and it looked like something that any one of us get bigger dudes could bench press with ease!

WOOO · « **Reply #64 on:** August 20, 2007, 08:06:51 PM »

Quote from: Benfun7 on August 08, 2007, 11:01:53 PM

Need I say more?

holy cream puff!

chaos · « **Reply #65 on:** August 20, 2007, 09:51:19 PM »

Quote from: WOOO on August 20, 2007, 08:06:51 PM

holy cream puff!

you know you would leave hickies all over that second neck, all while taking in handfuls of the overflowing muff

Euro-monster · « **Reply #66 on:** August 21, 2007, 02:48:56 AM »

Quote from: chaos on August 20, 2007, 09:51:19 PM

you know you would leave hickies all over that second neck, all while taking in handfuls of the overflowing muff

that made me gag..

WOOO · « **Reply #67 on:** August 21, 2007, 03:48:49 AM »

Quote from: chaos on August 20, 2007, 09:51:19 PM

you know you would leave hickies all over that second neck, all while taking in handfuls of the overflowing muff

god... i just read it again...

Princess L · « **Reply #68 on:** August 24, 2007, 10:10:18 PM »

(Friday)

I saw a bride and groom getting their pictures taken in a park. Her bouquet was beautiful (light pink Gerber daisies)

chaos · « **Reply #69 on:** August 24, 2007, 10:13:31 PM »

I saw a mexican so short he was chest high to the steering wheel of a toyota pickup and the steering wheel had a fuzzy cover on it.......

Princess L · « **Reply #70 on:** August 26, 2007, 11:14:33 PM »

A ridiculous crime was committed on Saturday by a shameless individual, or likely 2 or 3 tough guys, who decided it would benefit mankind by tearing up the lawn of a 93 year old woman with their dual axle truck. By the way, this incredible woman still mows her own lawn and had just completed it hours before.
If only they could see the disappointment on the face of this incredible woman when she arrived at church Sunday morning, shortly after discovering their “artwork”. There’s nothing like discovering that you have been violated on your way to restoring your faith in mankind.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #71 on:** August 29, 2007, 10:39:15 AM »

Yesterday I saw a man walking down the street with no shirt and shorts about two sizes too small. He had love handles that were at least a foot long and was showing several inches of butt cleavage. I think I have been scarred for life. $:-\$

Butterbean · « **Reply #72 on:** August 29, 2007, 11:58:08 AM »

Yesterday I saw an older man in the gym with his long grey hair in a ponytail. He also had a long grey beard................... .....................in a pony tail!

Did they catch the vandals Princess?

Princess L · « **Reply #73 on:** August 30, 2007, 10:59:46 PM »

Quote from: STella on August 29, 2007, 11:58:08 AM

Did they catch the vandals Princess?

No $:-\$ but I was able to get it reported on the local network news with a a live interview with her and that resulted in many people stepping up to fix it.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #74 on:** September 17, 2007, 12:00:11 PM »

A rainbow over the harbor. It has been there for about an hour. Beautiful.

Last week I saw a bearded lady working one of the airport parking toll booths. I think I stared at her a half second too long. It was shocking. I'm talking full on mustache and beard.

Last week I saw a mama duck and her little ducklings crossing the road.