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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2007, 02:58:18 AM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on August 24, 2007, 06:19:11 PM
No, no, we don't kill... but our God does!

But beware, loco and other idolaters, Our Lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you, but if you don't worship Him He will FVKKIN KILL YOU!!!!!!



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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2007, 09:50:16 AM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on August 24, 2007, 07:28:40 PM

Actually He loves all those people too :)
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2007, 10:21:52 AM »
Quote from: STella on August 25, 2007, 09:50:16 AM
Actually He loves all those people too :)

No he doesn't. Have you read the Bible? Enough with this "gentle Jesus meek and mild" business. Jesus hates. Deal with it !!!
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2007, 10:39:38 AM »
Quote from: STella on August 25, 2007, 09:50:16 AM
Actually He loves all those people too :)

He loves em?   If they don't accept him he'll see them burn in hell.  That's conditional love.
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2007, 10:48:51 AM »
Religion IS horseshit HYPOCRISY. It's so easy to understand that based on how at least a few bodybuilders talk about the doctrine of the almighty God when they always want you to believe they are driven to be so competitive to the point of thriving of their egotistical nature.
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2007, 10:54:11 AM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on August 25, 2007, 10:21:52 AM
No he doesn't. Have you read the Bible? Enough with this "gentle Jesus meek and mild" business. Jesus hates. Deal with it !!!

Yes I've read the Bible.  Jesus loves us all!  God bless us, every one :)

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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2007, 10:55:03 AM »
are you saying this is jesus?

i knew i saw him somewhere  :D   you have to see it to believe it  ;D
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2007, 10:57:50 AM »
Quote from: OzmO on August 25, 2007, 10:39:38 AM
He loves em?   If they don't accept him he'll see them burn in hell. 
Isn't it wonderful that all they have to do is accept Him?  Free forgiveness made possible by Him.  If some choose not to accept, that is their choice.  He's not going to force anyone to spend eternity w/Him :)

Quote from: OzmO on August 25, 2007, 10:39:38 AM
That's conditional love.

No, He'll still love 'em :)

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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2007, 11:08:00 AM »
Quote from: STella on August 25, 2007, 10:57:50 AM
Isn't it wonderful that all they have to do is accept Him?  Free forgiveness made possible by Him.  If some choose not to accept, that is their choice.  He's not going to force anyone to spend eternity w/Him :)

No, He'll still love 'em :)



I find it hard to believe that anyone that loves you unconditionally would choose to see your soul burn in hell for eternity if you don't accept him.

That's about as conditional as it gets.

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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2007, 11:25:24 AM »
OzmO, do you believe in heaven and hell?
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2007, 11:33:26 AM »
Stella, why haven't you accepted our Lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster into your heart yet?

He loves and truly wishes to bless you with His Noodly Appendage, and to nourish your eternal soul with His Giant Meatballs.

All you have to do is accept Him!
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2007, 11:36:51 AM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on August 25, 2007, 11:33:26 AM
Stella, why haven't you accepted our Lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster into your heart yet?

He loves and truly wishes to bless you with His Noodly Appendage, and to nourish your eternal soul with His Giant Meatballs.

All you have to do is accept Him!
You forgot to say RAMEN! ;D
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2007, 11:46:32 AM »
Quote from: STella on August 25, 2007, 11:25:24 AM
OzmO, do you believe in heaven and hell?

Yes.   
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2007, 11:50:31 AM »
Quote from: OzmO on August 25, 2007, 11:46:32 AM
Yes.   

Do you think humans go to both?  What do you think are the criteria which puts them in either place?
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2007, 12:22:14 PM »
Quote from: OzmO on August 25, 2007, 11:08:00 AM
I find it hard to believe that anyone that loves you unconditionally would choose to see your soul burn in hell for eternity if you don't accept him.

That's about as conditional as it gets.


change your avatar, I keep thinking u're methyl mike >:(


P.S.:You're going to hell.
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #40 on: August 25, 2007, 12:36:09 PM »
Quote from: STella on August 25, 2007, 11:50:31 AM
Do you think humans go to both?  What do you think are the criteria which puts them in either place?

Are we talking about heaven or hell or Jesus's alleged unconditional love?
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2007, 07:15:11 PM »
Quote from: OzmO on August 25, 2007, 11:08:00 AM
I find it hard to believe that anyone that loves you unconditionally would choose to see your soul burn in hell for eternity if you don't accept him.

That's about as conditional as it gets.

ozmo do not bring logic and reason into this! you will burn in hell for questioning.
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2007, 07:53:03 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on August 25, 2007, 07:15:11 PM
ozmo do not bring logic and reason into this! you will burn in hell for questioning.

Oh sorry, i don't know who gave me this ability in my DNA for Logic and Reason,  must have been Satan.

Jesus loves all and if you don't believe in him you will burn in hell.

We are imperfect wretched sinful creatures who are nothing unless we mindlessly bow down to that fact and accept Jesus.
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #43 on: August 25, 2007, 07:57:32 PM »
Quote from: OzmO on August 25, 2007, 07:53:03 PM
Oh sorry, i don't know who gave me this ability in my DNA for Logic and Reason,  must have been Satan.

Jesus loves all and if you don't believe in him you will burn in hell.

We are imperfect wretched sinful creatures who are nothing unless we mindlessly bow down to that fact and accept Jesus.
Thanks to literal interpretations, all of the above are correct  :D
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #44 on: August 25, 2007, 08:01:20 PM »
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2007, 02:13:09 AM »
Quote from: OzmO on August 25, 2007, 07:53:03 PM
Oh sorry, i don't know who gave me this ability in my DNA for Logic and Reason,  must have been Satan.

Jesus loves all and if you don't believe in him you will burn in hell.

We are imperfect wretched sinful creatures who are nothing unless we mindlessly bow down to that fact and accept Jesus.
hahah good work ozmo.
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2007, 04:18:01 AM »
God didn't create hell for us humans.  But we do have the choice to go there to pay for our own sins if we want to. 

Matthew 25:41
Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

But we also have the choice to believe and accept that Jesus Christ already paid for our sins.  This is really what God wants us to choose.

2 Peter 3:9
"The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance."

Ezekiel 33:11
Say to them, 'As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn from their ways and live.

Ezekiel 18:32
For I take no pleasure in the death of anyone, declares the Sovereign LORD. Repent and live!
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #47 on: August 26, 2007, 06:29:07 AM »
Yeah well, quotes from the so-called Good Book are all well and good, but there's a definite pattern to Christianity.

The teachings are are like TV news soundbites, almost riddles. The 'message' is like a patronising pat on the head i.e. You mortals cannot possibly understand, so I've dumbed it down for you.

We just gotta plod along, doing what we're told and trusting that all will become clear when and if we're welcomed into the Land of Milk and Cookies or whatever the fuck it is.

Priests and Ministers have embraced the horseshit enthusiastically, of course. Spouting esoteric nonsense to idiots every weekend, hoping no-one will ask any searching questions.

The clergy isn't a job, it's a sap's excuse for being an uptight virgin. You think most of those twats are unequivocally convinced that they're doing God's work?

Tell me, when was the last time you saw a priest with the looks or charisma to hit a club and get laid?

Same with nuns. Ya think any of thise big-boned plain Janes got humped in high school? I don't THINK so!

Face it, men and women of the cloth are just inadequate saps who've opted out of real life and found a place to hide behind a stupid-ass collar/habit.

I love it too when priests are talking to congregation or individuals. They do these little emphatic hand gentures and stuff, supposed to convey sincerity and integrity!

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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2007, 12:18:55 PM »
Quote from: loco on August 26, 2007, 04:18:01 AM
God didn't create hell for us humans.  But we do have the choice to go there to pay for our own sins if we want to. 

Matthew 25:41
Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

But we also have the choice to believe and accept that Jesus Christ already paid for our sins.  This is really what God wants us to choose.

2 Peter 3:9
"The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance."

Ezekiel 33:11
Say to them, 'As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn from their ways and live.

Ezekiel 18:32
For I take no pleasure in the death of anyone, declares the Sovereign LORD. Repent and live!

himm  i thought God created everything.
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Re: Religion is Horseshit
« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2007, 12:24:07 PM »
Quote from: OzmO on August 26, 2007, 12:18:55 PM
himm  i thought God created everything.

It is not about who created it, but about who it was prepared for.    ;)
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