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How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« on: September 04, 2007, 10:43:12 PM »
I really am disappointed at the judging standard at most professional bodybuilding contests. As a public service to these hapless judges I present some evidence of what to look for when judging the calves of competitors. If some are lacking in this area they do not deserve to win or place high because they are lacking a body part.

It is possible to be lean and have huge calves. Competitors with suspicious calves or ones that do not show cuts should be judged down.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 10:44:56 PM »
Calves are for Asians, fate people and Hobbits.

True warriors have functional calves.

Nobody gives a shit the chubby lower leg look. Unless you're a prego full for water retention.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2007, 10:52:42 PM »
That's some DEEP Quad and Ham separation ... DAMN !!

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2007, 10:57:50 PM »
That's some DEEP Quad and Ham separation ... DAMN !!

thats lockett

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2007, 11:00:45 PM »
Here's Eric. I am fed up with guys like Ronny and Dexter having understandard calves.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2007, 11:02:14 PM »
eric looked sick in the show  but to do any damage on the pro level he needs to bring his upper body wayyyy up

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2007, 11:02:32 PM »
This guy has the best legs I've seen in a long time. Good shots by Comstock.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2007, 11:10:22 PM »
This guy shouldn't win a major title again. No balance or proportions.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2007, 11:24:32 PM »
This guy shouldn't win a major title again. No balance or proportions.

Hahaha ok Mr Canadian genetics scout. Looks fine to me.

How many of the last 5 Mr Olympia had tick asian like calves?

Do you have a midget fetish?

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2007, 11:31:43 PM »
Nobody gives a shit the chubby lower leg look. Unless you're a prego full for water retention.

a great pair of calves is most impressive.

maybe u have bad genetics on calves and are pissed off (i would understand if thats the case)...but i disagree, calves are very important.

the sad part is that some genetically can have better calves without even working them out.

but if a person hits them with very heavy weight they can always get there.
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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2007, 11:33:16 PM »
a great pair of calves is most impressive.

maybe u have bad genetics on calves and are pissed off (i would understand if thats the case)...but i disagree, calves are very important.

the sad part is that some genetically can have better calves without even working them out.

but if a person hits them with very heavy weight they can always get there.

Why is it impressive?

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2007, 11:35:23 PM »
Why is it impressive?

A big ripped well developed calf muscle looks sick.

gives a physique a rugged powerful look.
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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2007, 11:37:35 PM »
A big ripped well developed calf muscle looks sick.
gives a physique a rugged powerful look.

Does Ronnie look powerful?

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2007, 11:38:19 PM »
Does Ronnie look powerful?

stop changing the topic.

u asked me what is impressive about calves and i answered.
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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2007, 11:42:45 PM »
stop changing the topic.

u asked me what is impressive about calves and i answered.

Have you seen what a low attachment looks like a short legged 5'6" offseason slightly chubby frame?

Makes your local skirt wearing fatty girl look like Jessica Rabbit.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2007, 11:44:01 PM »
Have you seen what a low attachment looks like a short legged 5'6" offseason slightly chubby frame?

Makes your local skirt wearing fatty girl look like Jessica Rabbit.

any physique that is 5 6' is disgusting.
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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2007, 11:45:25 PM »
any physique that is 5 6' is disgusting.

Hahahah ok "Mr Inferiority Complex"

Ironically, that's where you'll find your dearest "freaky calves"...

How contracdictory of yours.

Enjoy.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2007, 11:47:10 PM »
Hahahah ok "Mr Inferiority Complex"

Ironically, that's where you'll find your dearest "freaky calves"...

How contracdictory of yours.

Enjoy.

its called projection...you are projecting your personal feeling of inferiority on me.

quite sad that you would do that Mr. Inferiority complex.
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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2007, 11:48:16 PM »

Ironically, that's where you'll find your dearest "freaky calves"...

How contracdictory of yours.


your statement is not true. so it is a contradiction.

Mr. Contradiction Complex  ;D
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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2007, 01:54:49 AM »
Vince, a body part is a body part. The way you tell it is that calves should be the determining factor when first place is awarded, and this, my crusty old friend is wrong. While I'm at it, I'm gonna tell it like it is.............calves are a MINOR body part, and if a dude has a fabulous physique, with mediocre calves, he should still win, unless another dude can match him in every area, and has better calves, but the examples that you elude to are not the case.
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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2007, 02:06:56 AM »
Vince, a body part is a body part. The way you tell it is that calves should be the determining factor when first place is awarded, and this, my crusty old friend is wrong. While I'm at it, I'm gonna tell it like it is.............calves are a MINOR body part, and if a dude has a fabulous physique, with mediocre calves, he should still win, unless another dude can match him in every area, and has better calves, but the examples that you elude to are not the case.

boom.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2007, 02:08:13 AM »
Hey old man,

When a contest is won based on a mans calves, then ill give a f#ck about how to judge calves.

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2007, 02:11:50 AM »
Hey old man,

When a contest is won based on a mans calves, then ill give a f#ck about how to judge calves.

When you think about it bro, focusing on a man's calves/hams/glutes and make a thread about it is pretty gay...

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2007, 02:15:42 AM »
When you think about it bro, focusing on a man's calves/hams/glutes and make a thread about it is pretty gay...

Not really the hams and calves, but the glutes yes. I'm a big bodybuilding fan, so im not saying shit or trying to make some old joke about it, but the whole hitching up the trunks to show off those striated glutes has gotta stop.
No doubt about it...

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Re: How to judge calves in bodybuilding contests.
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2007, 02:20:49 AM »
Not really the hams and calves, but the glutes yes. I'm a big bodybuilding fan, so im not saying shit or trying to make some old joke about it, but the whole hitching up the trunks to show off those striated glutes has gotta stop.

Oh yea, another pet peeve of mine.

When a bodybuilding contest is solely judged on how tightly shredded a mans ass is, I will fuckin shoot myself in the head.......

i hate when i read these queer reviews of bb shows and all they talk about is how " insert name here" glutes werent striated.......

Who gives a fuck how tight another mans ass is, what does that have to do w/symmetry and asthetics??