Franco's Trick

[Moosejay]

Gayer than asking a guy to remove his dentures before he blows you

LMFAO! Are you saying that if we are talking playing the slobber blues on some guy's skin flute, then Onlymen's lip talent would be unmatched, db?

No, I am not saying anything.

Mike

[GoneAway]

so franco turned it inside out... but then you say ur friend didn't specify that detail, after onlyme said that it's nearly impossible to turn a waterbottle inside out. story seems very innacurate.

hope this helps.

[Moosejay]

so franco turned it inside out... but then you say ur friend didn't specify that detail, after onlyme said that it's nearly impossible to turn a waterbottle inside out. story seems very innacurate.

hope this helps.

Listen (maybe this is just the morphine talking), Mr. "Hope This Helps"...I heard this story years ago.

The gist was that Franco was trying to get an edge. I don't know how. Sandpaper somehow.

He was one of the strongest ever.

I am certain he could kick my ass (although I hear I am a better chiropractor than he is)

Inside out. Outside in.

Grow the fuck up. (And this is the strongest language I have used here..I am sorry if I have offended anyone.

Mike

[GoneAway]

it seems like ur trying to defame every bber besides mike katz with these 'stories.'

from robby robinson, to franco, to tom platz. who's next? arnold, sergio, draper? reg park?

[Moosejay]

it seems like ur trying to defame every bber besides mike katz with these 'stories.'

from robby robinson

On the bb end, Robby was my chyildhood idol. He screwed the shit out of me in business.

, to franco

Only one aspect of Franco...his purported cheating at blowing up hot water bottles...other wise, one of the legends whom I respect

, to tom platz

Platz really truly made a royal ass out of himself-you had to be there...otherwise one of the hardest and most dedicated trainers ever.

. who's next? arnold

Plenty of pros and cons on Arnold...NONE of us will ever eclipse his achievements

, sergio

Don't know much about Sergio

, draper

Draper I am friendly with and occasionally correspond with...he'd probably do so with you, too

? reg park

Never interacted with him.

If my postings are too tawdry for you, just don't read them. I thought they were fun and interesting...better than all the

"Ownings"

"Brutals"

"Epics"

""Hope This Helps"

Sissy stuff I see on here.

Those who speak this way...well...mayube you should not have quit school in the 8th grade.

And I speaking with mostly 14 year olds? Really?

Mike

[GoneAway]

i appreciate stories of old. i love hearing about the muscle beach crowd of the late 60's/70's and many aspects of bbing before and after those times. just found it odd that u choose to base the topic of ur 3 ramblings about franco, robby and tom in a somewhat defamatory way. but no one's perfect, so maybe those things did happen. i dont want to sound like a disgruntled starry-eyed fan, so don't let me stop ur stories, whatever they may be about.

[Moosejay]

i appreciate stories of old. i love hearing about the muscle beach crowd of the late 60's/70's and many aspects of bbing before and after those times. just found it odd that u choose to base the topic of ur 3 ramblings about franco, robby and tom in a somewhat defamatory way. but no one's perfect, so maybe those things did happen. i dont want to sound like a disgruntled starry-eyed fan, so don't let me stop ur stories, whatever they may be about.

Thganks.

I can also post good stories of them as well...

Mike

[Moosejay]

Chiropractors are fucking scam artist. What a shit profession.

Hmmm...seems I have heard tghat before. And what do you do for a profession where you help others, 'Xerxes"?

Mike

[spinnis]

If my postings are too tawdry for you, just don't read them. I thought they were fun and interesting...better than all the

"Ownings"

"Brutals"

"Epics"

""Hope This Helps"

Sissy stuff I see on here.

Those who speak this way...well...mayube you should not have quit school in the 8th grade.

And I speaking with mostly 14 year olds? Really?

Mike

(Insert meltdown photo) 

[Deadpool]

That was an epic, brutal owning!

Hope this helps. 

[Moosejay]

(Insert meltdown photo) 

Waht does one mean by "meltdown"?

Mike

[Moosejay]

That was an epic, brutal owning!

Hope this helps. 

Which do you speak of, Mr. VIP?

Mike

[emn1964]

Did your friend also tell you how to get the toothpaste inside the tube again after it's been squeezed out?

Yes, that's another one of Franco's great tricks

[Bob Bonham]

We were once doing a benefit for St. Judes children . I was sitting wit Bill Kazmier and he said " Watch when Franco puts his hand on th efront of the bag" The bag got real big and when franco's hand went on the bag ,it exploded !!! Kaz said Franco wore a ring with a small razor blade . I still have the bag in my gym .
Also we were all eating in the hotel ( kaz, Kevin Leverone, Linda Murry, Mike Mattarazo, and Gregg Valentino . It was below zero that night and the limo came early. Franco jumped in and took the limo stranding us there. You should have seen us all trying to fit in Gregg's SUV.
One more thing . The night before we had a dinner ,National mixed pair winners Tony Best and his wife Maro were  taking a picture with Franco and he was grabbing her butt.
Well thank God Maro never told Tony (has black belts in 3 different style) Macho Franco would have been in deep shit.

[Moosejay]

We were once doing a benefit for St. Judes children . I was sitting wit Bill Kazmier and he said " Watch when Franco puts his hand on th efront of the bag" The bag got real big and when franco's hand went on the bag ,it exploded !!! Kaz said Franco wore a ring with a small razor blade . I still have the bag in my gym .
Also we were all eating in the hotel ( kaz, Kevin Leverone, Linda Murry, Mike Mattarazo, and Gregg Valentino . It was below zero that night and the limo came early. Franco jumped in and took the limo stranding us there. You should have seen us all trying to fit in Gregg's SUV.
One more thing . The night before we had a dinner ,National mixed pair winners Tony Best and his wife Maro were  taking a picture with Franco and he was grabbing her butt.
Well thank God Maro never told Tony (has black belts in 3 different style) Macho Franco would have been in deep shit.

Thanks for the back-up, Bob.

We were at the Arnold 4 yrs ago...Franco was so drunk in an elevator he could not stand up and we left him there.

Joe leonetti, 1980 USA LTWT champ, won the show and approached franco.

"Hi Franco, I am like you..I am from Italy...I want to be like you..."...you know trying to bond with Franco.

Franco said..."Fuck that, you will never make it..." I was 17 and standing right there.

That's when I thought..."gee...I should sort of be ashamed to be italian.

But I have also heard that sharp ring example with the water bottle.

mike

[onlyme]

We were once doing a benefit for St. Judes children . I was sitting wit Bill Kazmier and he said " Watch when Franco puts his hand on th efront of the bag" The bag got real big and when franco's hand went on the bag ,it exploded !!! Kaz said Franco wore a ring with a small razor blade . I still have the bag in my gym .
Also we were all eating in the hotel ( kaz, Kevin Leverone, Linda Murry, Mike Mattarazo, and Gregg Valentino . It was below zero that night and the limo came early. Franco jumped in and took the limo stranding us there. You should have seen us all trying to fit in Gregg's SUV.
One more thing . The night before we had a dinner ,National mixed pair winners Tony Best and his wife Maro were  taking a picture with Franco and he was grabbing her butt.
Well thank God Maro never told Tony (has black belts in 3 different style) Macho Franco would have been in deep shit.

I actually heard this one about the razor too, but didn't want to put it in case I was wrong.  I guess not.

[Moosejay]

Hey, But Only...I am here to "Take Down" all the legends of bodybuilding


So you needn't worry

Mike

[AVBG]

Hey, But Only...I am here to "Take Down" all the legends of bodybuilding


So you needn't worry

Mike

Why try to take down the "legends of bodybuilding".. maybe you should take up other interests?

[laurion]

Why try to take down the "legends of bodybuilding".. maybe you should take up other interests?

agreed

[Moosejay]

agreed

I was being sarcastic...something I thought the denizens of this board would luxuriate in.

Mike

[gtbro1]

Yes, I got your 'point', but I really am not smitten to sarcasm.

I find it a waste of time and am really interested in exchanging interesting and helpful info amongst you and others in this forum.

Mike

HAHAHAHA Then you are on the wrong board!!   

[Moosejay]

HAHAHAHA Then you are on the wrong board!!   

I guess you are correct.

Mike

[kiwiol]

Hey, But Only...I am here to "Take Down" all the legends of bodybuilding


So you needn't worry

Mike

Why don't you tell us something embarrassing that happened to you? You've obviously had your fair share, since you are bitter enough and seem intent on tearing down  'all the legends of bodybuilding'

BTW as a troll, I fully realize the irony of me pointing this out

[danielson]

BTW as a troll, I fully realize the irony of me pointing this out

You are no troll Kiwi, you are Maximus Kiwius Meridius, moderator of the V or the north, ex-secretary of the mighty squad, loyal servant to the true emperor, Squadfather Aurelius, father to a murdered board, husband to the beast, and you will have your vengeance in this life or the next!

[kiwiol]

You are no troll Kiwi, you are Maximus Kiwius Meridius, moderator of the V or the north, ex-secretary of the mighty squad, loyal servant to the true emperor, Squadfather Aurelius, father to a murdered board, husband to the beast, and you will have your vengeance in this life or the next!

F*ck that - sounds like a lot of work