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laurion

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You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« on: January 11, 2008, 08:12:47 PM »
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 08:17:30 PM »
Quote from: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:12:47 PM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?
Hey man...what do you take?   So eh...how much can you weight lift? 
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2008, 08:18:06 PM »
women want to arm wrestle you? you must be quite the huge monster.
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2008, 08:19:26 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 11, 2008, 08:18:06 PM
women want to arm wrestle you? you must be quite the huge monster.

Good point  hahah
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2008, 08:19:58 PM »
LOL you might have miss-read squad  :'(
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2008, 08:20:28 PM »
I always get .. "hey man..You're pretty big..You work out ?"
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2008, 08:21:43 PM »
How many sit ups do I have to do to get abs?  Like 100 every day or something?
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2008, 08:21:58 PM »
Maybe should clarify that it's the boyfriends over the years asking ....
Sorry, I thought you could figure small things out on yer own.  Next time I'll talk slow.
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 08:22:32 PM »
Quote from: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:19:58 PM
LOL you might have miss-read squad  :'(

I think you mean "misread"  Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 08:23:57 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:22:32 PM
I think you mean "misread"  Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.
GED are is the koolist
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 08:24:13 PM »
I just look at them and say deadpan, "Oh, I don't work out at all. I just take a lot of steroids!"   ;D
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2008, 08:24:39 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:22:32 PM
I think you mean "misread"  Nice to see that ol' GED working out well for you.

How did you know  ;D
One extra s and a hyphen deserves a comment...... use spell checker often ?
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 08:24:56 PM »
Quote from: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:12:47 PM
Hey man how much do you BENCH PRESS ( surprizingly not how much do you dead-lift or squat or shoulder press ) quickly followed by lets arm wrestle!

My girlfriend of 9 years has three younger sisters naturally they have all dated since they were 10 ( lack of father  ;D ) so I've heard this one quite a bit.

Anyone else got good ones?

what other gay stories will you "share"?
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2008, 08:25:32 PM »
Quote from: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:24:39 PM
How did you know  ;D
One extra s and a hyphen deserves a comment...... use spell checker often ?

Whoa, calm down there buddy.  No need to get all pissy.  I was just trying to be helpful.
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2008, 08:26:55 PM »
All signs point to we have a live one... ::)
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2008, 08:29:51 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:25:32 PM
Whoa, calm down there buddy.  No need to get all pissy.  I was just trying to be helpful.

Not pissed
Slowly talking .....
"How did you know" was meant showing humor regarding my GED.
Besides is this English 101 the forum?
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2008, 08:34:21 PM »
I usually get "hey man, you have a very symmetrical body".. I'm not big but I have a pretty good physique
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2008, 08:36:13 PM »
Quote from: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:29:51 PM
Not pissed
Slowly talking .....
"How did you know" was meant showing humor regarding my GED.
Besides is this English 101 the forum?

Listen, let me give you some advice.  I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2008, 08:41:38 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
Listen, let me give you some advice.  I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
Lauri-ann is getting a little "raggy" lately....
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2008, 08:43:23 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
Listen, let me give you some advice.  I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.

Okay thanks for all your help.
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2008, 08:43:59 PM »
Quote from: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:43:23 PM
Okay thanks for all your help.

No prob.  That's what I'm here for. ;)
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2008, 08:44:53 PM »
Quote from: laurion on January 11, 2008, 08:43:23 PM
Okay thanks for all your help.
Noob.
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2008, 08:46:58 PM »
Quote from: haider on January 11, 2008, 08:44:53 PM
Noob.
Are you saying "lauri-ann" rolled over in the submissive position faster than a poodle with Cesar Milan?
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2008, 08:47:15 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on January 11, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
Listen, let me give you some advice.  I think you should get some thicker skin if you wanna survive on getbig.
Quote from: chaos on January 11, 2008, 08:41:38 PM
Lauri-ann is getting a little "raggy" lately....

Looks like "she" isnt going to make it out alive.

Jason
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Re: You meet someone new, they notice you lift, the first thing they say is.....
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2008, 08:53:34 PM »
Quote from: Jason Pegg on January 11, 2008, 08:47:15 PM
Looks like "she" isnt going to make it out alive.

Jason

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