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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #100 on: February 04, 2008, 08:44:30 AM »
Why did pumphard go to K-mart?


































He heard all the boys pants were half off.  :-X












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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #101 on: February 04, 2008, 10:22:58 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on February 04, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
Why did pumphard go to K-mart?


































He heard all the boys pants were half off.  :-X














Sad but true  HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #102 on: February 04, 2008, 11:15:21 AM »
Is it a coincedence that the same person who found that joke amusing, also rated Bad Santa as one of the top 5 movies of all time........hahahahahah. .......
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #103 on: February 04, 2008, 08:28:22 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 04, 2008, 11:15:21 AM
Is it a coincedence that the same person who found that joke amusing, also rated Bad Santa as one of the top 5 movies of all time........hahahahahah. .......

"coincedence" ???
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #104 on: February 04, 2008, 08:37:56 PM »
What does pumphard consider a "Perfect 10"





























Two five year olds.  :-X
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #105 on: February 04, 2008, 08:49:03 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on February 04, 2008, 08:37:56 PM
What does pumphard consider a "Perfect 10"





























Two five year olds.  :-X

hahahaha!!!  You're on a roll ;D
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #106 on: February 05, 2008, 03:19:01 PM »
How did pumphard get latex poisoning?






















He switched to rubber dildos
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #107 on: February 05, 2008, 04:57:21 PM »
How do you know plumphard has a hot date?

































There is a tricycle parked in front of Sneeky Dee's.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #108 on: February 05, 2008, 05:53:26 PM »
No Punch Line Needed. It's funny by itself.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #109 on: February 05, 2008, 07:12:15 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on February 05, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
No Punch Line Needed. It's funny by itself.
where's your pic, kid
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #110 on: February 05, 2008, 09:33:58 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 05, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
where's your pic, kid

Why do you keep diverting the issue at hand?  The issue being the DDDDDDDDD size bra that's needed to "contain" those moobs.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #111 on: February 05, 2008, 09:38:03 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 05, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
where's your pic, kid
Why do you keep calling mass 04 "kid", do you fancy his company?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #112 on: February 06, 2008, 09:15:20 AM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on February 05, 2008, 09:33:58 PM
Why do you keep diverting the issue at hand?  The issue being the DDDDDDDDD size bra that's needed to "contain" those moobs.
The real issue at hand is how you exposed yourself and a piece of shit the surfed a pedo site for more then 10 minutes...........hahaha haha 
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #113 on: February 06, 2008, 09:20:33 AM »
These babies are carrying more milk than most dairy trucks
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #114 on: February 06, 2008, 10:01:25 AM »
Here is a rhetorical question. If someone claims 21" arms but 15" of said arm is not muscle but fat, is it still a 21" arm?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #115 on: February 06, 2008, 03:37:35 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on February 06, 2008, 10:01:25 AM
Here is a rhetorical question. If someone claims 21" arms but 15" of said arm is not muscle but fat, is it still a 21" arm?
If they were 15 inch arms, then I wouldn't be able to curl 65lbs dumbbells is reps, would I..........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #116 on: February 06, 2008, 03:38:29 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on February 05, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
No Punch Line Needed. It's funny by itself.
where's your pic??????
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #117 on: February 06, 2008, 03:39:43 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on February 05, 2008, 09:33:58 PM
Why do you keep diverting the issue at hand?  The issue being the DDDDDDDDD size bra that's needed to "contain" those moobs.
what about the girdle needed to contain your gut..........
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #118 on: February 06, 2008, 03:48:07 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 03:37:35 PM
If they were 15 inch arms, then I wouldn't be able to curl 65lbs dumbbells is reps, would I..........
Bullshit, until you post a video......you fat fuck.
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #119 on: February 06, 2008, 03:54:22 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 03:37:35 PM
I wouldn't be able to curl 65lbs dumbbells is reps, would I..........
what? is reps?
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #120 on: February 06, 2008, 04:11:31 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 06, 2008, 03:48:07 PM
Bullshit, until you post a video......you fat fuck.
why, you can't.......hahahaha........ come down and check it out
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #121 on: February 06, 2008, 04:12:07 PM »
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #122 on: February 06, 2008, 04:13:50 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:11:31 PM
why, you can't.......hahahaha........ come down and check it out
You made the claim pedohard, back it up. :-*
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #123 on: February 06, 2008, 04:17:26 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 06, 2008, 04:13:50 PM
You made the claim pedohard, back it up. :-*
You make me laugh, well, come on down, like you said.......   
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Re: The Official Pumphard Joke Thread
« Reply #124 on: February 06, 2008, 04:19:52 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on February 06, 2008, 04:17:26 PM
You make me laugh, well, come on down, like you said.......   
You come to CA, remember you "travel alot so meeting up is no problem"
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