Author Topic: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!! (Read 11215 times)

XFACTOR · « **Reply #50 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:18:33 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 01:12:44 PM

sounds like you're quite the huge shredded beast, post your pic, let's see.

I agree I'll be the first to admit my defeat if he looks better. I have no issues with that.

(cue) the excuses.

"I don't have to post shit"
"My camera is broken"
"Computer is down"

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #51 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:20:15 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 01:17:39 PM

you should post a pic Johnny, you sound like you are huge and shredded

Have you seen Jay Cutler....just picture Jay.

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:18:33 PM

I agree I'll be the first to admit my defeat if he looks better. I have no issues with that.

(cue) the excuses.

"I don't have to post shit"
"My camera is broken"
"Computer is down"
"Xfactor will pleasure himself to my pics"

There, fixed!

Ill post pics with SF-but no door reflection pics!

Mars · « **Reply #52 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:20:44 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 01:17:39 PM

you should post a pic Johnny, you sound like you are huge and shredded

Lets put up your picture Stavios and let johny see what a man mountain looks like.

Stavios · « **Reply #53 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:21:52 PM »

Quote from: Mars on February 20, 2008, 01:20:44 PM

Lets put up your picture Stavios and let johny see what a man mountain looks like.

Not a good idea Mars, I am quite the tiny tit myself !

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #54 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:22:58 PM »

Quote from: Mars on February 20, 2008, 01:20:44 PM

Lets put up your picture Stavios and let johny see what a man mountain looks like.

Please do a side by side with SF.....

But NO slding door shots!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #55 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:23:41 PM »

there was something "mars"?

XFACTOR · « **Reply #56 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:24:53 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:16:27 PM

My bad, I meant American Idol of course!

Yep, that is it, I am jealous of Mr. "I Post Pics Of Watches" himself!

BTW, how is your Swatch running these days?

Your jealousy really does supercede you my friend. All of your idiosyncrasies are apparent to all. I embellish in the fact that you can't get me off your mind, wondering if you have a crush on me or you really do want to be me.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #57 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:27:06 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:20:15 PM

Have you seen Jay Cutler....just picture Jay.
There, fixed!

Ill post pics with SF-but no door reflection pics!

So why bring others like Squad into this? Seriously post your pics next to mine.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #58 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:27:24 PM »

Thats not Clay Aiken

XFACTOR · « **Reply #59 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:29:15 PM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:27:24 PM

Thats not Clay Aiken

I'm the first to admit Wisc. I am not 280(225) and don't bench 500, so you have me beat by a long shot here.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #60 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:29:38 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:27:06 PM

So why bring others like Squad into this? Seriously post your pics next to mine.

he's not gonna post anything.

Stavios · « **Reply #61 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:31:57 PM »

looking pretty big there Xfactor !

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #62 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:32:39 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:29:15 PM

I'm the first to admit Wisc. I am not 280(225) and don't bench 500, so you have me beat by a long shot here.

Don't feel bad, finding jeans sucks balls!

XFACTOR · « **Reply #63 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 01:31:57 PM

looking pretty big there Xfactor !

Thanks man. I'm no bb for sure. I work my ass off at it though.

Wisc. I yearn for the day I have a hard time finding jeans because my quads are too big.

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #64 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:40:11 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:34:54 PM

Thanks man. I'm no bb for sure. I work my ass off at it though.

Wisc. I yearn for the day I have a hard time finding jeans because my quads are too big.

I bet you also yearn for the day you have a hard time finding medium sized t shirts because your arms are too big!

No seriously, you're HUGE. You are not 280 or a BBer?? I find that hard to believe.

I think you should skip doing Nationals and be granted a pro card-let's send your pic into the IFBB, what do you say?

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #65 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:44:23 PM »

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... ........anyone else meet any skanks this weekend whose dad's are behind bars?

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #66 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:02:21 PM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:44:23 PM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........anyone else meet any skanks this weekend whose dad's are behind bars?

Not me, but I am thinking if I could get Xfactor to PM me his arm routine, and then if I followed it and trained REALLY REALLY HARD, I could build my arms up to the 15-16 inch range, and then it is GAME OVER BABY, I would be a babe magnet.

So, if there is a good arm routine out there, just PM me. I want super big peaks too, like Arnold.

gordiano · « **Reply #67 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:08:27 PM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:14:28 PM

I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms" Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt. I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms". She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible" She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26" She got all pissed and walked away. What a stupid slut.

HAHAHAHA! Fucking "retarted".

HTexan · « **Reply #68 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:29:43 PM »

You know her dad is going to fuck you up when he get out right?

Anyway, SF always tell people to post their pics, but Never post one himself $:-\$

XFACTOR · « **Reply #69 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:38:04 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 02:02:21 PM

Not me, but I am thinking if I could get Xfactor to PM me his arm routine, and then if I followed it and trained REALLY REALLY HARD, I could build my arms up to the 15-16 inch range, and then it is GAME OVER BABY, I would be a babe magnet.

So, if there is a good arm routine out there, just PM me. I want super big peaks too, like Arnold.

Crickets. Haha nobody listens to you. Just like your pathetic life.

Jealousy is a bith little guy

AVBG · « **Reply #70 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:46:04 PM »

This has to be one of the best threads of Feb 08.. classic posts all-round.

HowieW · « **Reply #71 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:50:01 PM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:14:28 PM

I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms" Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt. I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms". She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible" She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26" She got all pissed and walked away. What a stupid slut.

I don't even want to guess who "daddy" is LOL.
In the and you pissed her off and didn't get the booty.
Was she hot with a nice butt?

As Rodney Dangerfield said to his son in 'Back To School'.
" Jason you don't lie to me, your dad. You lie to girls "

Miss Demeanor · « **Reply #72 on:** February 20, 2008, 03:33:55 PM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:23:04 PM

You know what, I never bothered to ask. You may just be right

Oh, and just for the record

That is a BIG arm

How much do you weigh darlin?

James Dalton · « **Reply #73 on:** February 20, 2008, 03:44:35 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on February 20, 2008, 12:24:36 PM

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals.

dude, you hit this right on the head....I read it three times, it's just so damn true....

Thealmightyronald · « **Reply #74 on:** February 20, 2008, 04:13:26 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 12:52:27 PM

Wisconsin is a huge mofo and a vagina wrecking machine, rumor has it that women under 30's insurance have a "WisconsinBB clause" in them stating that if he destroys their twats they won't cover the reconstruction surgery.

hahahahaha ........ epic!

wisconsinbb really is a huge dude though

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