Author Topic: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!! (Read 11139 times)

I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms" Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt. I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms". She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible" She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26" She got all pissed and walked away. What a stupid slut.

Sure he does and my cock is 14 inches

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #86 on:** February 21, 2008, 04:18:27 AM »

Thanks guys, just trying to help.

And as always, if she smokes, she pokes. Choose the smokers because they always put out on night #1. Something about that "I'm not gonna live forever" mindset that comes with use of tobacco products.

240 is Back · « **Reply #87 on:** February 21, 2008, 04:28:08 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on February 20, 2008, 12:24:36 PM

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals.

brutal truth.

webcake · « **Reply #88 on:** February 21, 2008, 04:33:20 AM »

Why don't you believe her? Mine are 26inches, nothing special. I'd post a pic but i left my camera on the yacht

CalvinH · « **Reply #89 on:** February 21, 2008, 06:35:35 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on February 20, 2008, 12:24:36 PM

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals.

Just brilliant.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #90 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:02:37 AM »

Quote from: Karl Kox on February 20, 2008, 09:26:19 PM

You should have fucked her in the ass without a condom

Another piece of great advice

I was hoping Karl would chime in and give me his opinion on the situation!

njflex · « **Reply #91 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:10:44 AM »

all around big guy..

Tapeworm · « **Reply #92 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:14:25 AM »

"You don't have to lie to get me into bed."

donrhummy · « **Reply #93 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:37:31 AM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:23:04 PM

You know what, I never bothered to ask. You may just be right

Oh, and just for the record

That's obviously faked, probably bunched the tape in back. You can see from the picture that your bicep is about 6 to 6.5 inches tall, which means you'd need it to be 4-5 inches wide. You arm looks about 16-17 inches around.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #94 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:43:37 AM »

Quote from: donrhummy on February 21, 2008, 07:37:31 AM

That's obviously faked, probably bunched the tape in back. You can see from the picture that your bicep is about 6 to 6.5 inches tall, which means you'd need it to be 4-5 inches wide. You arm looks about 16-17 inches around.

Fake? 16-17"? You gotta be kidding me? The first is from oct, then from feb after eating a little too much over the holidays.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #95 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:46:34 AM »

holy shit dude, looking like a beast.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #96 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:47:40 AM »

Quote from: donrhummy on February 21, 2008, 07:37:31 AM

That's obviously faked, probably bunched the tape in back. You can see from the picture that your bicep is about 6 to 6.5 inches tall, which means you'd need it to be 4-5 inches wide. You arm looks about 16-17 inches around.

I don't know, have you seen this guy. He's 280 and looks pretty damn good. That is probably accurate.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #97 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:49:24 AM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 21, 2008, 07:43:37 AM

Fake? 16-17"? You gotta be kidding me? The first is from oct, then from feb after eating a little too much over the holidays.

Cue the haters.

Post the other one man, those don't do you justice. The lean shot. That will really bring the haters out.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #98 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:50:51 AM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 21, 2008, 07:49:24 AM

Cue the haters.

Post the other one man, those don't do you justice. The lean shot. That will really bring the haters out.

This one is a few years old. Yep, 16 inches

The Squadfather · « **Reply #99 on:** February 21, 2008, 07:51:30 AM »

Wisconsin's triceps look like Paul Demayo's in the lean shot.