Bob, no one can call me a lemming.
In that you are quite wrong, mon frére.
Lemming is what you are.
A follower, and pretender at that.
How many times have you pretended to be friends with Arthur Jones?
And honestly, did you ever even meet him?
Or with other famous bodybuilders from the old days?
Lets not call it lemming then.
We could call it starfcuker.
Or wannabe.
Is that more to your liking?