Gayer than believing women are smart.
Gayer than wondering why they wish that.
Gayer than breaking the bank of a weddings only to divorce like Joeloco and his many wives
Gayer then this wedding talk making me realize I could really be labeled a "spinster"
gayer than wondering what a "spinster" is
Legally, a spinster (or old maid) is a woman or girl of marriageable age who has been unwilling or unable to marry, and therefore has no children. Socially, the term is usually applied only to women who are regarded as beyond the customary age for marriage, and is generally considered an insulting term,
Gayer then breaking out a wikipedia quote:
gayer than going to a club and drinking water
Gayer than this idiot who went through all this trouble loading the machine...when he could've just went heavy on squats (which would be around 275 for him)