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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15875 on: July 14, 2008, 05:48:13 PM »

Gayer than eventually brutal 1 Spermball 1s micro ant infection was present in every cm3 of his body, even in his heart. This manifested itself in strange behaviours like this:




And in a sporting event, Spermball1 did this:




The end.






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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15876 on: July 14, 2008, 05:48:48 PM »
Gayer than a cold shower.
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15877 on: July 14, 2008, 05:51:36 PM »
Gayer than a cold shower.

Gayer than "needing" a cold shower


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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15878 on: July 14, 2008, 05:52:15 PM »
Gayer than my 3000th post.
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15879 on: July 14, 2008, 05:56:28 PM »
Gayer than my 3000th post.


gayer than enjoying a wonderful moment on the "gayer than" thread
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15880 on: July 14, 2008, 05:57:39 PM »


gayer than sitting around in a circle, in our underwear, asking for another story from "Uncle Debuck"

Gayer than after these shitty incidents, Spermball1 found out that he needed to go after some intellectual pursuits. First he went to learn math. After learning that 2+3 = 8 and 99 - 1 = 44, Spermball1 felt smart and decided to get lunch. He went to KFC and thought the bucket was a toilet. He threw all the chicken on a the guests, got up on a table, and filled the KFC bucket with newly laid shits.
Then Spermball1 thought war was coming. He had a secret weapon, a bucket full of microant poop. He went out and threw it on people.

After a good day of work, he went home, felt smart and thought he smelled nice.

The end.

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15881 on: July 14, 2008, 06:01:05 PM »
And in a sporting event, Spermball1 did this:




Gayer than LOL and I recall way earlier in this glorious thread someone posted the pic, does anyone have it handy as I am not wafting thrugh 650 pages to find it

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15882 on: July 14, 2008, 06:01:44 PM »
Gayer than LOL and I recall way earlier in this glorious thread someone posted the pic, does anyone have it handy as I am not wafting thrugh 650 pages to find it

Gayer than n/m see it ;D

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15883 on: July 14, 2008, 06:26:50 PM »
gayer than saying "if i had a nickel for every time that happened"

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15884 on: July 14, 2008, 06:27:23 PM »
gayer than eating pancakes before bed makes you fat

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15885 on: July 14, 2008, 06:28:29 PM »
gayer than never trying to light a fart at least once in your life

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15886 on: July 14, 2008, 06:29:50 PM »
Gayer than wondering where n00b is?  I feel like brushing up on my owning skills.
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15887 on: July 14, 2008, 06:30:05 PM »
Gayer than after these shitty incidents, Spermball1 found out that he needed to go after some intellectual pursuits. First he went to learn math. After learning that 2+3 = 8 and 99 - 1 = 44, Spermball1 felt smart and decided to get lunch. He went to KFC and thought the bucket was a toilet. He threw all the chicken on a the guests, got up on a table, and filled the KFC bucket with newly laid shits.
Then Spermball1 thought war was coming. He had a secret weapon, a bucket full of microant poop. He went out and threw it on people.

After a good day of work, he went home, felt smart and thought he smelled nice.

The end.


gayer than leaning forward with anticipation...what happened next!
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15888 on: July 14, 2008, 06:32:51 PM »




gayer than telling a "knock knock" joke on a first date
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15889 on: July 14, 2008, 06:33:01 PM »
Gayer than wondering where n00b is?  I feel like brushing up on my owning skills.

gayer than the noob is busy training for his soon to be internet fight against chaos...
this guy is so sucky....

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15890 on: July 14, 2008, 06:33:38 PM »



gayer than telling a "knock knock" joke on a first date
gayer than not getting laid her first day

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15891 on: July 14, 2008, 06:34:35 PM »
gayer than waking up @ 5 a.m. to get in an extra meal

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15892 on: July 14, 2008, 06:35:31 PM »
gayer than online dating

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15893 on: July 14, 2008, 06:36:31 PM »

gayer than leaning forward with anticipation...what happened next!


Gayer than one day Spermball1 had this incredible urge to get fucked in the ass real. Real. Hard. He wanted his ass to shit blood from thrusting wounds and microfractions. He wanted to get bulldozed from behind by the biggest cock he had ever seen with inhuman force.
So Spermball1 went to a horsefarm and politely said: OMG im so horny, and I NEED TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS by the BIGGEST HORSE YOU*VE GOT. I need a horseSchlong in my arse. NOW.
After fainting for 17 minutes, the farm owner made a business proposition: You can fakk maj horses for free if I can film it and put it online on a new paysite. Your identity will be protected because we'll put a bag over your head. Since you're so damn ugly, a paper bag over the head will make you more attractive to the horses as well.

Spermball 1 accepted the offer on the spot.

To be continued.

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15894 on: July 14, 2008, 06:36:50 PM »
gayer than TBS "my boys"  :-X

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15895 on: July 14, 2008, 06:38:07 PM »

Gayer than one day Spermball1 had this incredible urge to get fucked in the ass real. Real. Hard. He wanted his ass to shit blood from thrusting wounds and microfractions. He wanted to get bulldozed from behind by the biggest cock he had ever seen with inhuman force.
So Spermball1 went to a horsefarm and politely said: OMG im so horny, and I NEED TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS by the BIGGEST HORSE YOU*VE GOT. I need a horseSchlong in my arse. NOW.
After fainting for 17 minutes, the farm owner made a business proposition: You can fakk maj horses for free if I can film it and put it online on a new paysite. Your identity will be protected because we'll put a bag over your head. Since you're so damn ugly, a paper bag over the head will make you more attractive to the horses as well.

Spermball 1 accepted the offer on the spot.

To be continued.



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just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15896 on: July 14, 2008, 06:38:15 PM »

Gayer than one day Spermball1 had this incredible urge to get fucked in the ass real. Real. Hard. He wanted his ass to shit blood from thrusting wounds and microfractions. He wanted to get bulldozed from behind by the biggest cock he had ever seen with inhuman force.
So Spermball1 went to a horsefarm and politely said: OMG im so horny, and I NEED TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS by the BIGGEST HORSE YOU*VE GOT. I need a horseSchlong in my arse. NOW.
After fainting for 17 minutes, the farm owner made a business proposition: You can fakk maj horses for free if I can film it and put it online on a new paysite. Your identity will be protected because we'll put a bag over your head. Since you're so damn ugly, a paper bag over the head will make you more attractive to the horses as well.

Spermball 1 accepted the offer on the spot.

To be continued.


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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15897 on: July 14, 2008, 06:39:53 PM »



gayer than using the words "moot" or "arse"
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15898 on: July 14, 2008, 06:45:10 PM »


gayer than a double date
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15899 on: July 14, 2008, 06:50:11 PM »

Gayer than one day Spermball1 had this incredible urge to get fucked in the ass real. Real. Hard. He wanted his ass to shit blood from thrusting wounds and microfractions. He wanted to get bulldozed from behind by the biggest cock he had ever seen with inhuman force.
So Spermball1 went to a horsefarm and politely said: OMG im so horny, and I NEED TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS by the BIGGEST HORSE YOU*VE GOT. I need a horseSchlong in my arse. NOW.
After fainting for 17 minutes, the farm owner made a business proposition: You can fakk maj horses for free if I can film it and put it online on a new paysite. Your identity will be protected because we'll put a bag over your head. Since you're so damn ugly, a paper bag over the head will make you more attractive to the horses as well.

Spermball 1 accepted the offer on the spot.

To be continued.


Gayer than day 1: They say that the anticipation is half of the drug. Spermball1 certainly hoped so, as he stood on the final steps of the stairs that led to the life his ass had always wanted. A life with horsecocks, online animal sex and him being the porn star in the center of it all. It was all about to happen in an old barn full of horses.

The farm owner kindly offered Spermball1 some lube. "These cocks are big my friend, you need all the lubrication you can get. Horses don't spit on your anus you know". The farm owner strapped Spermball1 in the fenced off areas where the horses stay, ripped off Spermball1s clothes, and put a tube of KY on his tounge. Then he warmly and friendly applied the lubricant to the anus.

It was finally time. Spermball1's emotions were racing as his life long dream of anal sex with a horse were finally coming true. "Are you ready" the farm owner said. "MBBFFFFFY Y Y Y ESSSS!!!!!!!" Spermball1 stuttered.

"Today, we go with Inoray Nadiva, our horse with the biggest schlong.

Sweat were dripping from the utterly exited Spermball 1.

The horse came into the fenced area.

It was just about to happen.

To be continued.