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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15900 on: July 14, 2008, 06:55:32 PM »
Gayer than LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15901 on: July 14, 2008, 06:58:11 PM »
Day 1: They say that the anticipation is half of the drug. Spermball1 certainly hoped so, as he stood on the final steps of the stairs that led to the life his ass had always wanted. A life with horsecocks, online animal sex and him being the porn star in the center of it all. It was all about to happen in an old barn full of horses.

The farm owner kindly offered Spermball1 some lube. "These cocks are big my friend, you need all the lubrication you can get. Horses don't spit on your anus you know". The farm owner strapped Spermball1 in the fenced off areas where the horses stay, ripped off Spermball1s clothes, and put a tube of KY on his tounge. Then he warmly and friendly applied the lubricant to the anus.

It was finally time. Spermball1's emotions were racing as his life long dream of anal sex with a horse were finally coming true. "Are you ready" the farm owner said. "MBBFFFFFY Y Y Y ESSSS!!!!!!!" Spermball1 stuttered.

"Today, we go with Inoray Nadiva, our horse with the biggest schlong.

Sweat were dripping from the utterly exited Spermball 1.

The horse came into the fenced area.

It was just about to happen.

To be continued.

Gayer than not starting the sequel with "gayer than" and assuming someone will be editing post haste ::)

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15902 on: July 14, 2008, 07:00:59 PM »
Gayer than not starting the sequel with "gayer than" and assuming someone will be editing post haste ::)

gayer than a good catch!



















gayer than asking DEbladder what happened next?
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15903 on: July 14, 2008, 07:04:19 PM »
Gayer than not starting the sequel with "gayer than" and assuming someone will be editing post haste ::)

Gayer than being pleased to see an edit so now I can say I am enjoying the story 8)

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15904 on: July 14, 2008, 07:04:57 PM »
gayer than saying "if i had a nickel for every time that happened"

Gayer than "a penny for your thoughts"

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15905 on: July 14, 2008, 07:11:03 PM »
gayer than brushing your teeth while you read this thread

gayer than thinking 'she's not the one' after she sucks your cock on a first date.

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15906 on: July 14, 2008, 07:11:29 PM »
Gayer than me eating 10 grams of GHB a little while ago... ;D

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15907 on: July 14, 2008, 07:13:32 PM »
Gayer than "a penny for your thoughts"


gayer than sharing thoughts for free
just not good enough

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15908 on: July 14, 2008, 07:14:46 PM »

gayer than sharing thoughts for free

gayer than a Bump of cocaine for your nose

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15909 on: July 14, 2008, 07:14:59 PM »
gayer than the noob is busy training for his soon to be internet fight against chaos...
this guy is so sucky....
gayer than chaos being frightened by MemberX. ::)
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15910 on: July 14, 2008, 07:17:16 PM »
gayer than weighing yourself on an biometric scale that measures bodyfat % according to your age and height and having 4 different presets so it can be used by up to 4 people.

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« Reply #15911 on: July 14, 2008, 07:19:54 PM »
gayer than weighing yourself on an biometric scale that measures bodyfat % according to your age and height and having 4 different presets so it can be used by up to 4 people.

gayer than those being so innaccurate almost worthless IMO

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15912 on: July 14, 2008, 07:24:14 PM »
gayer than those being so innaccurate almost worthless IMO

Gayer than agreeing, once it told me I was 33% which is hysterical I am not that fat at any point anyway, but I was like 2 weeks out from a show ::)

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15913 on: July 14, 2008, 07:27:25 PM »
Gayer than agreeing, once it told me I was 33% which is hysterical I am not that fat at any point anyway, but I was like 2 weeks out from a show ::)

Gayer than mine having two modes...

Athletic mode, which was described as exercising 10 hours a week

normal mode...

When i measured myself in athletic mode i was about 2.6% bodyfat...

However, in reagular mode i was about 8.6% or something


It was a 200 dollar scale at the time.




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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15914 on: July 14, 2008, 07:28:31 PM »
Gayer than agreeing, once it told me I was 33% which is hysterical I am not that fat at any point anyway, but I was like 2 weeks out from a show ::)

gayer than having to be really carb & water depleted states to get those kinds of values on the scales..

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15915 on: July 14, 2008, 07:30:28 PM »
Gayer than mine having two modes...

Athletic mode, which was described as exercising 10 hours a week

normal mode...

When i measured myself in athletic mode i was about 2.6% bodyfat...

However, in reagular mode i was about 8.6% or something


It was a 200 dollar scale at the time.





Gayer than I have about 3, well they are for my gym and they all pretty much blow. Best one is one I have that does a printout - gives BF, BMI, lean mass, target weight, basal metabolic rate and all this other crap. Not too accurate, but impresses the members to get a printout reading with all these little facts.

Gaye than impressed by your 2.6% reading ;D

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15916 on: July 14, 2008, 07:31:39 PM »
gayer than having to be really carb & water depleted states to get those kinds of values on the scales..

Gayer than I was very low carb, always diet like that - but I find those scales fluctuate massively with females depending on timing. Not so bad with guys.

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15917 on: July 14, 2008, 07:33:57 PM »
Gayer than I was very low carb, always diet like that - but I find those scales fluctuate massively with females depending on timing. Not so bad with guys.

gayer than me not being considered an athlete cause i don't devote 10 hours a week to working out..

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15918 on: July 14, 2008, 07:34:20 PM »
Gayer than I have about 3, well they are for my gym and they all pretty much blow. Best one is one I have that does a printout - gives BF, BMI, lean mass, target weight, basal metabolic rate and all this other crap. Not too accurate, but impresses the members to get a printout reading with all these little facts.



Gayer than those things not even being close to accurate.  Calipers if used by someone who knows what they're doing will give a reasonably close measure, and the mirror is the best judge of all.
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15919 on: July 14, 2008, 07:34:58 PM »
Gayer than day 1: They say that the anticipation is half of the drug. Spermball1 certainly hoped so, as he stood on the final steps of the stairs that led to the life his ass had always wanted. A life with horsecocks, online animal sex and him being the porn star in the center of it all. It was all about to happen in an old barn full of horses.

The farm owner kindly offered Spermball1 some lube. "These cocks are big my friend, you need all the lubrication you can get. Horses don't spit on your anus you know". The farm owner strapped Spermball1 in the fenced off areas where the horses stay, ripped off Spermball1s clothes, and put a tube of KY on his tounge. Then he warmly and friendly applied the lubricant to the anus.

It was finally time. Spermball1's emotions were racing as his life long dream of anal sex with a horse were finally coming true. "Are you ready" the farm owner said. "MBBFFFFFY Y Y Y ESSSS!!!!!!!" Spermball1 stuttered.

"Today, we go with Inoray Nadiva, our horse with the biggest schlong.

Sweat were dripping from the utterly exited Spermball 1.

The horse came into the fenced area.

It was just about to happen.

To be continued.

Gayer than:

The perfect moment of pure passion.

The sweaty drops on Spermball1s forehead felt so warm and tender. He felt as he was one with everything. The tenderness in the anus was all gone after the tounge of the owner had caressed it with warm KY, gently and sweetly. He felt ready.

"Here she comes mate!", the farm owner said. Inoray Nadiva was stepping into the booth.

A bag was placed on his head. It felt strange, like he was inside his own little universe. Just him, passion and passion in warm and gentle unity. He could sense the warmth radiating from the horse on his naked skin. It was close now, very close.

The horse smelled his neck and throat. The tingling sensation of the nose and the nose hairs caressing his neck sent goosebumps down his body. The horse smelled his neck for minutes, but it seemed like days. Spermball1 loved the horse caressing his skin with its pure animal instinct. He was turned on like he had never been turned on before.

The horse started running its tounge slowly down his shoulders and licking down his spine. The warmth became a throbbing anticipation of the thrusting to come.

The horse had reached his anus.

He was awaiting the horse coming into him.

Suddenly he felt a warm sensation over his entire asscrack. The horse was licking his anus. The hairs in his asscrack felt funny and caressed. Spermball1 was overloaded with anticipation. He could not take it anymore.

"DON*T LICK IT, FUCK IT!" he shouted in a moment of passion.

They say horse and man have a special bond. Animal instinct and human nature can connect in ways we can not comprehend. The horse took his hint.

He felt an enormous warm and soft object slowly approaching his asscrack.

To be continued.






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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15920 on: July 14, 2008, 07:35:25 PM »
Gayer than a post workout shake.
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15921 on: July 14, 2008, 07:35:34 PM »

Gayer than those things not even being close to accurate.  Calipers if used by someone who knows what they're doing will give a reasonably close measure, and the mirror is the best judge of all.

Gayer than me not having been on a scale in about 3 years...

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15922 on: July 14, 2008, 07:36:48 PM »
Gayer than I was very low carb, always diet like that - but I find those scales fluctuate massively with females depending on timing. Not so bad with guys.

gayer than being especially misleading when your aunt Flow comes to Town ;D

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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15923 on: July 14, 2008, 07:36:50 PM »
Gayer than me not having been on a scale in about 3 years...


Gayer than I'm talking about "body fat scales".   I do have a regular scale.
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Re: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present?
« Reply #15924 on: July 14, 2008, 07:37:53 PM »

Gayer than those things not even being close to accurate.  Calipers if used by someone who knows what they're doing will give a reasonably close measure, and the mirror is the best judge of all.

Gayer than I know, but I wasn't caliper testing hundreds of people, so only did that with people who spent tons of money serious athletes and chucked the rest on the BF scale