Author Topic: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous... (Read 29750 times)

G o a t b o y · « **on:** July 08, 2008, 09:58:37 AM »

Posted Today:

Quote from: onlyme on July 08, 2008, 08:19:41 AM

...do you remember the Hungry Lion Celebrity All Star Team. I played on that with Tom Selleck, Pat Morita, Henry Kapono and quite a few others. I remember we were playing against the FBI in a game and they hired the San Diego Chicken to come be a part of it ... Carolyn Sapp was there too and she was the one holding the video camera. Robert Kekaula too played. I liked playing with that team cause I could go into the Hungry Lion and get free meals anytime I wanted. Is it still there.

I'm thinking after the game he had tea with Mariah Carey, Brad Pitt, and the Pope.

Chick · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:04:10 AM »

See all the things one can do if you were to log off of Getbig long enough to step outside?

Oh well...you're still GOATBOY from the message boards!

mass 04 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:05:25 AM »

after the game Keith, Gerald Ford, Cher, and Mickey Mantle(after keith gave him some batting tips) flew on Clint Eastwood's helicopter for dinner at the governors mansion. But he is not one to name drop.

Figo · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:10:14 AM »

So the guy knows a few celebs...

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:10:50 AM »

Quote from: Chick on July 08, 2008, 10:04:10 AM

See all the things one can do if you were to log off of Getbig long enough to step outside?

Oh well...you're still GOATBOY from the message boards!

Is there something, "Chick"?

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:11:56 AM »

Quote from: Figo on July 08, 2008, 10:10:14 AM

So the guy knows a few celebs...

Yeah... it's rumored that this one time he stood within ten feet of Madonna's hairdresser!

chainsaw · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:12:22 AM »

Quote from: Chick on July 08, 2008, 10:04:10 AM

See all the things one can do if you were to log off of Getbig long enough to step outside?

Oh well...you're still GOATBOY from the message boards!

Hahahahahah,
Thats right
Hahahahahah
Owned.

Army of One · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:34:19 AM »

Quote from: Chick on July 08, 2008, 10:04:10 AM

See all the things one can do if you were to log off of Getbig long enough to step outside?

The outside world is a scary place for some here.

gordiano · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:36:27 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 08, 2008, 10:34:19 AM

BANNED!

And not just that, but if you ever bought from BBIng.com, you're fucked!

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:39:45 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on July 08, 2008, 10:36:27 AM

BANNED!

And not just that, but if you ever bought from BBIng.com, you're fucked!

? Are there things?

gordiano · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:40:47 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 08, 2008, 10:39:45 AM

? Are there things?

Yes, many things.....too much things.....

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:40:51 AM »

Kieth was there 65 millions years ago to see the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:42:46 AM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on July 08, 2008, 10:40:51 AM

Kieth was there 65 millions years ago to see the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

And after the dinosaurs got zapped, Keith took in a late dinner with his good friends Moses, Noah, and the Pharaoh Ramses.

medz zeppelin · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2008, 12:46:12 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2008, 09:58:37 AM

Posted Today:

I'm thinking after the game he had tea with Mariah Carey, Brad Pitt, and the Pope.

the game was played at the secret fbi field at area51.......2 imiles underground

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2008, 12:51:18 PM »

Quote from: medz zeppelin on July 08, 2008, 12:46:12 PM

the game was played at the secret fbi field at area51.......2 imiles underground

That's okay.... Keith has the highest security clearance. It was given to him personally by his good friends Donald Rumsfeld and Ronald Reagan back in the 80's. After they gave him his credentials at the White House, Keith took them for a spin around Washington in his bitchin' 1981 Porsche!

Benny B · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2008, 12:53:11 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2008, 09:58:37 AM

Posted Today:

I'm thinking after the game he had tea with Mariah Carey, Brad Pitt, and the Pope.

jealousy is a bitch!

stuntmovie · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:06:16 PM »

Goat, I don't know about Madonna's hairdresser, but I can attest to the fact that Keith does in fact know everyone he claims to know and I, who actually don't care if I ever meet anyone within the ranks of stardom or political importance ever again (been there - done that!) have been introduced to many by Keith on numerous occasion.

I personally don't know Madonna's hairdresser but I know a good number of her entourage (had to look that one up) and I do plan to intro them to Keith shortly on a very important occasion which I am not at liberty to disclose at present.

BESIDES - Keith will never catch up with me in the "Knowing People" department. At an early age I set a goal to meet as many good people as possible before I leave this big blue marble and I'm sure that one day we will be shaking hands as a result of Keith's introduction. You can count on that!

XFACTOR · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:09:38 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on July 08, 2008, 01:06:16 PM

Goat, I don't know about Madonna's hairdresser, but I can attest to the fact that Keith does in fact know everyone he claims to know and I, who actually don't care if I ever meet anyone within the ranks of stardom or political importance ever again (been there - done that!) have been introduced to many by Keith on numerous occasion.

I personally don't know Madonna's hairdresser but I know a good number of her entourage (had to look that one up) and I do plan to intro them to Keith shortly on a very important occasion which I am not at liberty to disclose at present.

BESIDES - Keith will never catch up with me in the "Knowing People" department. At an early age I set a goal to meet as many good people as possible before I leave this big blue marble and I'm sure that one day we will be shaking hands as a result of Keith's introduction. You can count on that!

I'm waiting for you to say "just kidding"

Are you serious with this? Why are there so many tools on getbig?

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:15:08 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on July 08, 2008, 01:06:16 PM

I personally don't know Madonna's hairdresser but I know a good number of her entourage (had to look that one up) and I do plan to intro them to Keith shortly on a very important occasion which I am not at liberty to disclose at present.

That's okay... I know special "secret agent" types like you and Keith can't share classified information with mere mortals. Well, I mean you could tell us, but then you'd have to kill us, so it's all good, bro.

Zaphod · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:16:37 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on July 08, 2008, 10:40:51 AM

Kieth was there 65 millions years ago to see the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

Keith WAS the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

HTH

CQ · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:16:44 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on July 08, 2008, 01:09:38 PM

Why are there so many tools on getbig?

Not directed at Stunt, but I honestly have wondered this same question myself

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:17:48 PM »

Kieth advised George Washington during the battle of Bunker Hill

Kieth conviced Churchill to free India

Kieth cleared a lot of earth for the construction of the Panama canal by jumping up and down and creating a massive earthquake

Kieth gave a banana to the first ape sent into space by NASA

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:21:16 PM »

Gayer than Kieth giving JP Morgan banking advice back in the day

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on July 08, 2008, 01:17:48 PM

Kieth advised George Washington during the battle of Bunker Hill

Kieth conviced Churchill to free India

Kieth cleared a lot of earth for the construction of the Panama canal by jumping up and down and creating a massive earthquake

Kieth gave a banana to the first ape sent into space by NASA

Gayer than Lincoln not listening to Keith when he told him "freeing the slaves" was a stupid idea.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #24 on:** July 08, 2008, 01:31:19 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2008, 01:26:51 PM

Gayer than Lincoln not listening to Keith when he told him "freeing the slaves" was a stupid idea.

16600+ posts and the Goat finally drops a funny.

Congrats you dork