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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #225 on: July 16, 2008, 06:40:10 PM »
TCM = Turner Classic Movies

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« Reply #226 on: July 16, 2008, 06:41:30 PM »
TCM = Turner Classic Movies

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« Reply #227 on: July 16, 2008, 10:37:09 PM »
Great pic Keith! Who was that actress?

That is Kristina Wayborn she starred in Octopussy she was the girl who went backwards off the lanai.  And also I get the guy Stuntmovie mentioned in the James Bond movies with my friend Professor Toru Tanaka who is the guy I know through Chuck Norris and Benny Urquidez.

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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #228 on: July 16, 2008, 10:41:55 PM »
That is Kristina Wayborn she starred in Octopussy she was the girl who went backwards off the lanai.  And also I get the guy Stuntmovie mentioned in the James Bond movies with my friend Professor Toru Tanaka who is the guy I know through Chuck Norris and Benny Urquidez.

Have you ever banged one of these hollywood sluts?

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« Reply #229 on: July 16, 2008, 11:34:39 PM »
Keith..... You are mixing Harold Tanaka up with The Professor ...... DAMN! Now you got me confused...!!!!

Thanks, Dr Chimp, you are correct. Harold was Odd Job in Gold Finger.

And I was the guy you never saw in Pal Joey. They cut me! But here is how all that came about.

After a basketball game a shit-load of us high school kids were driving around the hills of San Francisco in my '39 Chevy (it was the Chevy that had the vacumn shift?) looking for a store that would sell us some beer and ended up in Chinatown thinking that the Chinese liquor store owners would think us "devil dogs" were much older than 17.

And while driving up Grant Avenue in search of a couple of six-paks, I noticed a big movie production going on in front of one of the local bars. So I told the guys that they've have to hold off a while for a couple of beers cause I was gonna be in a movie!

SO I pulled off to the side of the road and jumped out and jumped into a crowd of Chinese guys who were supposed to be extras walking down this Chinatown street. Pretty soon this director comes over and sees me, an Swedish-Irish, six foot guy, standing and trying to look inconspicuous in the center of a bunch of 4 foot 6 inch Chinese guys.  And he started to get suspecious but he was too busy with other details and just said ... "OK, all you guys simply walk up this street and just react normally to whatever happens."

That sounded easy enough, so I stayed in the center of this Chinese crowd and walked up the street as directed and thinking all the while. "How would a real actor walk up this street in a real life situation." And all that came into my mind was that that "real actor" would look at his watch to see what time it was.

So I looked to see what time it was and all I hear is "Cut! Cut! Cut! You ain't got no watch, your moron and you were in center frame!"

So we all hearded back to our original positions and redid the shot and this time I did not look at the wrist watch I was not wearing and as I was once again directly in front of that camera lens, a door flies open and some person who was supposed to be Sinatra but wasn't comes falling out and hits me on my knees and I go to the ground and the real Sinatra who is sitting in a chair by the camera is laughing and says, "That looked good. Let's wrap it up and all go home!"

And of course they all agreed to do as Mr Sinatra said and I stood there a couple of minutes thinking I'd be interviewed or get some sort of praise or payment but they actually all did start tearing down and going home and simply left me there watching all this stuff happening all around me.

My first 15 minutes of fame was over in a flash, but unbeknownst to me just then - another quarter hour was soon to follow.

So I went back to the car and we headed into the deeper interior of Chinatown and finally found the beer that brought us to there in the first place. We sat at the Coit Tower hilltop and drank that beer and talked about being movie stars one day soon and looked down the hill a bit and sure enough - that same damn movie crew was setting up just about 50 yards away for the scenes they were planning to shoot tomarrow.

As we walked back to my car I stopped by one of the production trucks and saw the sheet that showed the next day's shooting schedule. Kim and Frank were the only stars on that list and I decided right then where I'd be tomarrow.

I was actully determined to have a PICNIC with Kim! And if you ever saw her early movies, you'd understand exactly why.

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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #230 on: July 17, 2008, 08:16:21 AM »
PICNIC!? LOL. Maybe William Holden will hit town and spoil your plans.

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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #231 on: July 17, 2008, 08:22:55 AM »
Have you ever banged one of these hollywood sluts?


Doubtful.  He hasn't been able to find his dick for a decade.  Life as a 700-lb whale isn't easy!
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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #232 on: July 17, 2008, 08:35:21 AM »
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I'm thinking after the game he had tea with Mariah Carey, Brad Pitt, and the Pope;D

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« Reply #233 on: July 17, 2008, 09:26:10 AM »
OK, back to the serious shit here.

The next day after school got out, I hopped in my '39 Chevy with the vacumn shift (that vacumn shift gets important in a future story involving bodybuilders racing cars down some huge San Francisco hills -that Steve McQueen movie scene was based on some of our shinanigans, so I've been told) and head off to Coit Tower.

They started without me and the whole area is mobbed with people wanting to see a movie with Kim and Frank being made, but we had to be content  with mere glimpses of the stars from at least 30 - 40 yards away.

But I really wanted to meet Kim much closer up and talk to her if the opportunity arose.

So I schemed up a plan and hitched my belt and followed through. There was a stack of electrical wires off to the side by one of the studio vehicles so I went over and picked up one of the rolls  and swung it over my shoulder and walked through the crowds as well as the police barrier by simply saying, "Make a hole! Coming through!".  And like Moses I passed through a wide opening of willing movie fans and the "copper" whose duty it was to keep 'little people" like me from interferring with the stars even lifted the barrier as a courtesy to a hard working, movie making, electrical wire person assistant. (I forget the official working title for such a person, but there actually is one and he gets screen credits and residuals now and a damn good salary).

SO now I'm 17 with an electrical cord hung over my shoulder and heading towards all those lights and the camera and another bunch of "hanger on-ers" who always travel with the stars (Mark Wahlberg and Eddie Murphy have carried on with that tradition tremendously> Just ask them and see who has the most. And all these "hanger oners" are even fed on the set.).

And there in the center with San Francisco Bay as the background stands Kim and Frank doing a scene all by their lonesomes. And some director says, "Cut! Wrap!" and Sinatra turns and says someting like "Adios" and heads off for his limosine. And Kim simply stands there looking like an angel all dressed up with no place to go while all the rest of the production crew go about doing whatever production crews are supposed to do.

So I see my chance and drop the electrical cord and walk up to Kim and say, "Great job, Miss Novak! We're gonna love this movie!". And she looks up and looks me in the eye and says, "Thank you. I think it's going to be a great movie too!" And then she smiled and ........

Her makeup starts to crack around every smile-line that a face can make during the smiling process.

And she says, "Oh dear! I'll falling apart!". And that is when one of the crew members decides to interrupt our Picnic and invite himself to ruin our day. He must have been the production tissue paper guy because he offered Kim (I called her Kim now that we  were this far in our relationship) a tissue from a big box of tissues and she wiped some makeup off the corners of her mouth and asked what job I had on the set and I told here I didn't have any job on the set but I was her biggest high school fan in the whole damn city of San Francisco. And then I told her how commited I was to meet her and how I pulled it off and she started laughing and grabbed my arm to keep from  falling over and congratulated me for a job well done because it was really difficult to pull such a stunt on a movie set.

And as she laughed and held on to my arm more makeup fell off and with an "Oh,dear!" she shook my hand and said goodbye to excuse herself to get cleaned up as the sun slowly set beyond the Golden Gate. And then she was gone. She was "outta here".

Cut! Wrap! Print! And i faded to black.

And that was the extent of my Picnic with Kim. Sad to say but we never met again because most of us only get 15 minutes and I think I owe someone five.

(Slowly fade to black with Moonglow in the background).

How's that, Keith!? Only part of this that may be in error is - '39 vacumn shift Chevy'. My uncle had a car dealership so I had a good number of old cars when I was a kid and actually forget most of them. If he couldn't sell it, I got to use it. It could have been the cherry "41 Ford.


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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #234 on: July 17, 2008, 10:21:40 AM »
Dr. Chimps, how do you know all this movie stuff so well? I was only less than a year old at the time when Rita Hayworth was my "babysitter" so I don't recall her hairline back then but she was making some sort of appearance at Bimbo's 365 Club in San Francisco where my dad worked and somehow volunteered to babysit while my folks had dinner down the street at a place call Valtaveran(?) or something like that. I offer these names because you might know this stuff better than I do and refresh my memory or correct me where I'm in error

Later on when she married Ali Aga Khan (a Prince in Pakistan) we had to keep informed about that state of affairs in the event that anyone in the family was invited to the wedding. Fortunately no one in the family was invited. "Fortunately" because no one even owned a tie, let alone a Sunday meeting suit.

But an even better invite occured when one of my family relations on the English side who lived in San Francisco did attend the Queen's coronation back when she was "coronated". The Queen or one of here minions even sent an English "Gentleman" (liveryman??) to San Francisco to help them pack and make all the arrangements to see the crowning of Queen Elizabeth from real up close up front.

Now if that ain't a name-dropper, I don't know what is!

How the hell is this remotely connected to the world of Bodybuilding. (Maybe Dorian Yates' dad also attended and sat more towards the very last pew?) Anyone here got Royal Blood?

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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #235 on: July 17, 2008, 10:28:53 AM »

Doubtful.  He hasn't been able to find his dick for a decade.  Life as a 700-lb whale isn't easy!

hahahah coming from the self proclaimed fag.  It is a safe to say I have forgot more girls I have been with then you have even been with and that is with a shitty last decade.  Goatballs you truly have to stop trying to fit in.  It just doesn't work for you.  All your talk is fine and dandy to impress your boyfriend and other kids on the block but in reality, dude you are embarrassing.  Hope this helps.

Stunt all I know for someone who can't remember yesterday your memory about the long past is awesome.  Also, why don't you and Terry call me tonight.  Lets talk about that charity thing he has.  I like it so lets see what we can do.

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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #236 on: July 17, 2008, 10:58:48 AM »

Doubtful.  He hasn't been able to find his dick for a decade.  Life as a 700-lb whale isn't easy!

you bastard ;D

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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #237 on: July 17, 2008, 11:00:36 AM »
You guys show some respect for Keith...Keith Once sat Next to Jonsey at a charity Event...

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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #238 on: July 17, 2008, 11:00:48 AM »
you bastard ;D


Hey nico Spermo Storky Dorky :-*

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« Reply #239 on: July 17, 2008, 11:17:53 AM »
Keith, on the Charity shindig, I have already mentioned your exceptional capabilities to Ter in this regards and we are planning to put together a package which I will bring with me to LV. That includes the information brochure that they are presently working on as  well as other details. I told him that this is right up your alley and he is looking forward to me getting it to ya.

I also forwarned Jeff that I was heading in his direction and he advised me that the dogs would be locked up. Little does he know that those Dalmations love me better than they like him. I'll probably leave his place with all the most recent issues and one of those adjustable weight contraptions he always wants me to depart with. I think that's in his effort to get rid of  me, but I'm always invited to stay for a steak dinner if I have nowhere else to fine dine. He is very kind. Not just to me, but to one and all.

C.E. loves me lots though so that makes up for it. And the doggies too. This time I plan to count the cacti. I will keep you fully informed and discuss these details with you while fine dining at Ellis Island.

J.E.  also likes the Charitable shindig but is so damn busy with the publication that he has little time to even think about anything else other than how to get me to leave sooner or even before I arrive. Usually I get the psychic message and leave after a brief visit and how-de-doo and continue on over the hill and through the pass to Paradise Cove which looks nothing like Waikiki but is considered to be one of the best beaches in So Cal. (Rich Malibu people hang out there looking for other rich people to hang out with ..... so I usually just take a seat at the bar and have one of their $9 beers and eat free peanuts while talking to other free peanut eaters looking for a Hollywood movie career. Had a talk to someone related to Lucy and Desi but I have no idea other than that who the hell that was.

Tommy Wishbone has probably done the same on many occasions so he  can join us with your approval when we fine dine at Ellis Island. Then I can collect my $100. I totally believe that a bet made is a bet paid!

Do you have any idea what a Spermo Storky Dorky is? Does it even have to be capitalized? Sounds like a great kid's song. Write the lyrics, DF, and I might be able to use it in my next production. Have your guys contact my guys once you get it done. Someone once submitted "Blue Nose Gopher" but that one fell by the wayside so don't set your hopes too high.

Ok, thanks again, ya'll. Might be seeing some of you in Las Vegas. Just look for the guy talking to the guy with the fart machine.


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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #240 on: July 17, 2008, 11:26:26 AM »
hahahah coming from the self proclaimed fag.  It is a safe to say I have forgot more girls I have been with then you have even been with and that is with a shitty last decade.  Goatballs you truly have to stop trying to fit in.  It just doesn't work for you.  All your talk is fine and dandy to impress your boyfriend and other kids on the block but in reality, dude you are embarrassing.  Hope this helps.

Stunt all I know for someone who can't remember yesterday your memory about the long past is awesome.  Also, why don't you and Terry call me tonight.  Lets talk about that charity thing he has.  I like it so lets see what we can do.

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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #241 on: July 17, 2008, 11:30:43 AM »

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« Reply #242 on: July 17, 2008, 11:38:20 AM »
hahahah coming from the self proclaimed fag. 

You're confusing me with Goodrum.  I'm straight.  I think the excess fat must be messing with your brain.

 
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It is a safe to say I have forgot more girls I have been with then you have even been with and that is with a shitty last decade.  Goatballs you truly have to stop trying to fit in.  It just doesn't work for you.  All your talk is fine and dandy to impress your boyfriend and other kids on the block but in reality, dude you are embarrassing.  Hope this helps.


Awwwwww..... look like I've hurt obese Keith's feelings.  ::)    ;D
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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #243 on: July 17, 2008, 11:40:54 AM »
Dr. Chimps, how do you know all this movie stuff so well? I was only less than a year old at the time when Rita Hayworth was my "babysitter" so I don't recall her hairline back then but she was making some sort of appearance at Bimbo's 365 Club in San Francisco where my dad worked and somehow volunteered to babysit while my folks had dinner down the street at a place call Valtaveran(?) or something like that. I offer these names because you might know this stuff better than I do and refresh my memory or correct me where I'm in error
I'm just a movie nerd. I love all those old movies and do some reading up on stuff/people I like. Maybe I'm romanticizing the past, but it just seems like there was more 'class' or 'grace' back then. Would have loved to have a drink with William Powell or trade a joke with Irene Dunne,etc. There are a few others on Getbig who like the movies like I do - Tim Wescott and Tapeworm come to mind.

/almost ran into patricia neal last year at sardi's. i think i would have stuttered or wet myself if i actually came face to face with her. i still have such a crush on her...the summer dress she wore in hud...and i would ask her about paul newman and melvyn douglas, etc.  :)

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« Reply #244 on: July 17, 2008, 11:43:26 AM »
You're confusing me with Goodrum.  I'm straight.  I think the excess fat must be messing with your brain.

 

Awwwwww..... look like I've hurt obese Keith's feelings.  ::)    ;D

Yea sure you are ::)  And son you are a nobody, how can you hurt my feelings.

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« Reply #245 on: July 17, 2008, 11:58:04 AM »
Yea sure you are ::)  And son you are a nobody, how can you hurt my feelings.


A 600-lb morbidly obese lardass is a "nobody".  Until you drop your weight enough that you can rejoin the human race (assuming you ever do), you're nothing but a carnival sideshow.

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« Reply #246 on: July 17, 2008, 12:01:05 PM »

A 600-lb morbidly obese lardass is a "nobody".  Until you drop your weight enough that you can rejoin the human race (assuming you ever do), you're nothing but a carnival sideshow.

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« Reply #247 on: July 17, 2008, 12:01:58 PM »
Never been the sideshow always the main attraction, get that straight. 


Blubber is that popular at the circus?
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« Reply #248 on: July 17, 2008, 12:31:01 PM »
This one is for Dr Chimps unless you like the movie business. I can't even begin to tie this one up with bodybuilding except that there is a strong possibility that Arnold worked on one of these sound stages many years later .....

Dr., does the name Edward Everett Horton jog your memory banks? I spent a lot of time with Mr Horton on the set of Universal's Perils of Pauline. He went way back in the movie industry and had some phenominal stories to tell, but he never could complete one or reach the punch-line because the director was always calling him to get in the scene.

It took him many many retakes to do a scene you might recall if you ever saw that film (I myself never saw it) in which he had to use the word "congeal" in a sentence where he was explaining what was happening to Pam Austin (Pauline) while they were in the process of freezing her in a "block of ice". The line was rather long but the hard part for him was "and her blood will congeal" and he kept on flubbing it.

When they successfully got that scene in the can (way over 20 takes) he walked over to me and said, "What the hell does "congeal" mean?!"

Do you remember him from the old day movies?

ANd how about Stirling Holloway?

Are you knowledgeable regarding Pam Austin and how she passed away?  My good friends were all stunt people back then and I had complete and total access to each and every sound stage except for one that was completely closed to all ....that was a Hitchcock production.

I watched from the sidelines the very first scene ever shot for the Perry Mason TV show. It was a scene of him sitting in a wheelchair in a dark room by a fireplace. Kind of boring so I left that soundstage and went over to a bigger one which had a big artificial hill as a set and they were actually filming with real live cattle walking over that hill towards the camera while the cowboys sat around a campfire. That was some Barbara Stanwick western thing. Then I went to another soundstage where a buddy of mine was playing an ape in an ape-suit climbing all over the real sized sailing ship that they used in the original Mutiny on the Bounty. I climbed all over that ship trying to figure out where Gable and Laughton stood in various scenes. The backdrop that appeared to be the ocean in the movie was actually a big ocean colored screen with tinsel hanging down every few inches. They add a fan and turn it on and shoot the footage and it turned out looking like the real thing on the silver screen. Lots of fake stuff going on in the movie business and a lot of it is real simple and "invented" just minutes before the camera rolls. At least back then it was.

Later on we spend many hours looking at all the major set that were either built or in the process of being built. Most memoriable was tthe Monster's House (was that the one with the dragon under the stairs?) and one of the King Arthus movies that was probably more realistic than the real hall were the Knights of the Round Table actually met to discuss there daily affairs. I actually grabbed a sword and had a swordfight  with one of the stunt guys on that huge table which must have weighed a couple of tons as it was used in the movie for a major sword battle in which a lot of guys were on it fighting to the death. Spent a lot of time touring through some major but artificial jungles which were just completed hours before and meeting the stars who would be escaping from various tribes or wild animals when the cameras rolled. Those set 'dressers"/designers can accomplish miracles.

The stunt guys back then would always show their mutual respect by hitting me over the head with one of those breakable beer bottles seen in every cowboy bar scene movie ever made. And you knew you were really appreciated when they broke a chair over your head or threw ya through the window. But those windows were relatively expensive back then (made of spun sugar I've been told) so that was a rare occurence. I was only thrown once and that was merely down a 20 foot wet table at the end of which was a neat stack of beer bottles. Kind of like bowling with a real live body. But that was on a military movie set and duplicated what actually happens in real life many years before and after.

I was not in that movie but just happened to be there when they needed a body to practice with and throw down that slick table. I was just the practice guy and once again got no credit, no paycheck, no reward of any kind. Just a memory of it all happening which was good enough for me.


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Re: Keith's still kickin' it with the rich and famous...
« Reply #249 on: July 17, 2008, 12:35:27 PM »
This one is for Dr Chimps unless you like the movie business. I can't even begin to tie this one up with bodybuilding except that there is a strong possibility that Arnold worked on one of these sound stages many years later .....

Dr., does the name Edward Everett Horton jog your memory banks? I spent a lot of time with Mr Horton on the set of Universal's Perils of Pauline. He went way back in the movie industry and had some phenominal stories to tell, but he never could complete one or reach the punch-line because the director was always calling him to get in the scene.

It took him many many retakes to do a scene you might recall if you ever saw that film (I myself never saw it) in which he had to use the word "congeal" in a sentence where he was explaining what was happening to Pam Austin (Pauline) while they were in the process of freezing her in a "block of ice". The line was rather long but the hard part for him was "and her blood will congeal" and he kept on flubbing it.

When they successfully got that scene in the can (way over 20 takes) he walked over to me and said, "What the hell does "congeal" mean?!"

Do you remember him from the old day movies?

ANd how about Stirling Holloway?

Are you knowledgeable regarding Pam Austin and how she passed away?  My good friends were all stunt people back then and I had complete and total access to each and every sound stage except for one that was completely closed to all ....that was a Hitchcock production.

I watched from the sidelines the very first scene ever shot for the Perry Mason TV show. It was a scene of him sitting in a wheelchair in a dark room by a fireplace. Kind of boring so I left that soundstage and went over to a bigger one which had a big artificial hill as a set and they were actually filming with real live cattle walking over that hill towards the camera while the cowboys sat around a campfire. That was some Barbara Stanwick western thing. Then I went to another soundstage where a buddy of mine was playing an ape in an ape-suit climbing all over the real sized sailing ship that they used in the original Mutiny on the Bounty. I climbed all over that ship trying to figure out where Gable and Laughton stood in various scenes. The backdrop that appeared to be the ocean in the movie was actually a big ocean colored screen with tinsel hanging down every few inches. They add a fan and turn it on and shoot the footage and it turned out looking like the real thing on the silver screen. Lots of fake stuff going on in the movie business and a lot of it is real simple and "invented" just minutes before the camera rolls. At least back then it was.

Later on we spend many hours looking at all the major set that were either built or in the process of being built. Most memoriable was tthe Monster's House (was that the one with the dragon under the stairs?) and one of the King Arthus movies that was probably more realistic than the real hall were the Knights of the Round Table actually met to discuss there daily affairs. I actually grabbed a sword and had a swordfight  with one of the stunt guys on that huge table which must have weighed a couple of tons as it was used in the movie for a major sword battle in which a lot of guys were on it fighting to the death. Spent a lot of time touring through some major but artificial jungles which were just completed hours before and meeting the stars who would be escaping from various tribes or wild animals when the cameras rolled. Those set 'dressers"/designers can accomplish miracles.

The stunt guys back then would always show their mutual respect by hitting me over the head with one of those breakable beer bottles seen in every cowboy bar scene movie ever made. And you knew you were really appreciated when they broke a chair over your head or threw ya through the window. But those windows were relatively expensive back then (made of spun sugar I've been told) so that was a rare occurence. I was only thrown once and that was merely down a 20 foot wet table at the end of which was a neat stack of beer bottles. Kind of like bowling with a real live body. But that was on a military movie set and duplicated what actually happens in real life many years before and after.

I was not in that movie but just happened to be there when they needed a body to practice with and throw down that slick table. I was just the practice guy and once again got no credit, no paycheck, no reward of any kind. Just a memory of it all happening which is good enough.



Simply awesome, stunt