Would make sense, since Basile and Samson = retards. Unfortunately, Basile = probably not able to write like Samson, he's just to old to deviate from his moronic path.
HEY LOOK MY PET ROCK OFFERS ME A COMPLIMENT... GEE I DIDN'T KNOW THIRTY WAS SO OLD...LET ME GET MY BIFOCALS AND CANE...
IT MUST KILL TO HAVE A 58.5 IQ DEPUSSY...NOT TO WORRY THOUGH YOU JUST KEEP COLLECTING THOSE BOTTLES AND STEALING COPPER PIPES AND YOU WILL BE ALRIGHT... THAT'S RIGHT IN THE RANGE OF YOUR MENTALITY