What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?

[Disgusted]

suicide

[Rami]

I joined the wrong gym.

How can I get out of the 3 year contract?

Tell them the gym is crap and you want your money back.

[slayer]

I joined the wrong gym.

How can I get out of the 3 year contract?

give the owner a nice bj muscle boy!

[regmac]

Black Diamond (in LA)  You can wait fir service to pay the 20 a month   or just walk on in ands start lifting....it has worked for me a dozen times.    Wht guys may stand out  though

[regmac]

Can't get out of it....just like syphlis   your stuck with this!!!!

[rk272727]

start selling juice to members.  that will help get rid of you  are just start moaning like a dog in heat while you lift

[Moosejay]

I write injury letters for these folks all the time. gets em right out

[El Diablo Blanco]

Cut a hole in your shorts and while squatting let a huge shit go right on the floor.  Then simply walk away and move to another machine and do it again.

[DK II]

I joined the wrong gym.

How can I get out of the 3 year contract?

kill yourself.

[_bruce_]

Cut a hole in your shorts and while squatting let a huge shit go right on the floor.  Then simply walk away and move to another machine and do it again.

hahahahahahahaha 

[JohnnyVegas]

I write injury letters for these folks all the time. gets em right out

Did you write the letter for that bodybuliding FF in MASS that was just busted???

He was ordered back to work yesterday-if he was in the private sector his ass would have been fired.

[Geo]

I joined the wrong gym.

How can I get out of the 3 year contract?

transfer banking if they have you on direct deposit for your fees