What = funny is how Johnny Fatass = argumenting based upon what he "could have been" (and by using extremely questionable estimations). The truth is that he is what he is today: A fat fuck, nothing more, nothing less. He "could" probably be many things given the right actions taken on his part, but he is not. He could have been wealthy, but he probably ain't. Argumenting that "he could have been rich" is really not a suitable way to conduct oneself in a discussion. He is what he is today.
And if JFatass were to diet down to his "ripped fantasy", it would take him a long time. So him argumenting about a potential future condition is worthless. Either you've got it or you don't.
And calling XFACTOR a swimmer is relevant how? XFACTOR has never claimed to be Mr.Olympia. Based upon normal criteria for appearance, Johnny Vegas looks like a doofus, while XF looks good. The only criteria Johnny Vegas wins by = "the big fatass" criteria. He's just like a fat and ugly woman running around the city at night pointing at all the good looking chicks and calling them skeletons, while pointing out how hot she'd be if she lost 2000 pounds of blubber
