Any tips on breaking the ice with hardcore workout girls in the gym.

[nzmusclemonster]

Tell her she shouldnt wear shorts because you can see the cellulite in her thighs. ask her if she is pregnant. beat down her self confidence until she has none left and when you ask her out she will say yes.

[TrueGrit]

Mars, when I go to the Dam I love those Febo joints. Satekroket and Kipkroket are my favorites. Plus a bit of white widow, but no too much as it fucks me up and  makes me a lil paranoi...

[Pete Nice]

very good advice Marcel.

yes, Marcel should write a book on this subject

[ManBearPig...]

have a guy blow you in the middle of the gym.

when your girl of interest looks over, tell her "this could be you, sweet tits", wink, and proceed.

[S_Samuel]

have a guy blow you in the middle of the gym.

when your girl of interest looks over, tell her "this could be you, sweet tits", wink, and proceed.

or just plow her in the ass while she's doing hyperextensions

[ManBearPig...]

or just plow her in the ass while she's doing hyperextensions

that's rude because it might limit her range of motion.  out of courtesy, i'd just stick my cock in her ear.

[fathead]

try this line


"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"


works everytime!!

[Moosejay]

try this line


"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"


works everytime!!

It worked for Aronold

[First Blood]

atleast give the business card method a try.

[Earl1972]

What are some of your "player" tips on breaking the ice with hot chicks in the gym that walk around with that don't fucking bother me look.  The kind with the ipod headphones in, they don't make eye contact with anyone and bust through their workout without taking a break.  How can you break the ice without having the girl go ape shit.

say "hello"

if they seem friendly or smile take it from there

E

[ManBearPig...]

say "hello"

if they seem friendly or smile take it from there

E

that only works with senior citizen women on elevators, "Earl".

get your "game" past 1934.

[Earl1972]

that only works with senior citizen women on elevators, "Earl".

get your "game" past 1934.

it's not "game" it's a simple icebreaker which is what he asked for

if she thinks he looks or seems like a cool guy she'll be friendly and maybe he can get this chick if he can carry a conversation

if she just mumbles "hello" or doesn't even look at him he can move on to the next chick

E

[MAXX]

that only works with senior citizen women on elevators, "Earl".

get your "game" past 1934.

gotta love all these dorks that think they will get chicks because they have "game" and reads all thses loser books (the game) etc...

[Man of Steel]

Hey MOS, just a heads up. Your avatar is a photobucket 'bandwidth exceeded' jpeg.

AHAHAAHAHAH!!!  "MOS"

[Croatch]

Say nothing to them and pay them no mind.  If they're into you, they'll eventually say hello.  It may take a few years, but they'll crack.
The two at my gym did.   Shocking, but they both had natural oversized milk bladders.

[Tapeworm]

Billy D William approved:

[boonstack]

gotta love all these dorks that think they will get chicks because they have "game" and reads all thses loser books (the game) etc...

HAHAHHA EXACTLY!! Earl probably reads "Teh mystery method" hahahha

[gordiano]

Say nothing to them and pay them no mind.  If they're into you, they'll eventually say hello.  It may take a few years, but they'll crack.
The two at my gym did.   Shocking, but they both had natural oversized milk bladders.

Post pics, or it didn't happen.....













 

[McFarland]

thank you dave. i bet you pound your share of 19 year old vag too

it just feels so damn good to know I can pull any pussy i want, it feels like heroin

MARS AND SQUADFATHER REUNITED THIS IS A CLASSIC GETBIG MOMENT   

[McFarland]

I can't believe no one's suggested, "Tell them you're a 'fitness photographer.'"   

[TrueGrit]

AHAHAAHAHAH!!!  "MOS"

 Of course you are the original MOS but MOS is also an abbreviation of his handle too my Texan friend.

[Red Hook]

Just tell her that you are closing in on 30K post on getbig..that has to be good for a blow job or two.

[INSOMNIA]

Cant believe nobody's mentioned this..ask her out for a quick bite to eat after the gym. Someplace healthy...closeby and very casual. We'd be hard pressed to turn down a free meal right after a workout.  (worked on me many times, lol)
It breaks the ice and gets her out of the gym setting for a bit. If that goes well then ask her out on a real date.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

have a guy blow you in the middle of the gym.

when your girl of interest looks over, tell her "this could be you, sweet tits", wink, and proceed.

LMAO, something tells me "mon of steele" will use your advice as an excuse to get head from another queer

[calfzilla]

Tell her she shouldnt wear shorts because you can see the cellulite in her thighs. ask her if she is pregnant. beat down her self confidence until she has none left and when you ask her out she will say yes.

Possibly the smartest man on getbig.  Respect.