hahhaha, here's my impersonation of a "ghost dog" post.......ahem......... .."I FUCCKIN HATE YOU SQUADFATHER!!!!!!!!!!! DA OWNED YOU FAT TRAILER PARK PERSIAN LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE GOT A FAT GIRLFRIEND.......YOU SUCK SQUADFATHER.........I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE BALLS SQUAFATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUAKEROATS I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
here's my impersonation of you:
prove it
post a video
im sorry derek
derek please, please stop i'll suck yo dick man
i'm calling the cops, you cant threaten me
Bob, please, my colon prolapsed from Dereks anal mauling
ron, please help me. i cant stand them discovering i am Abdul from Persia and trailer parking it
i'll see you in court ron
mommy