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Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2009, 06:29:03 PM »
Forgive me for asking, but are you natural Alex?
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Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2009, 06:30:15 PM »
hahahahaa, no kidding i overheard these two skinny/fat nerds int he gym about a year ago talking about one of the gym monsters who was benching 405 for a few reps as they were doing "stability ball" presses with a pair of 60's, "honestly dude what that guy is doing is way outdated and obsolete, what were doing is actually better at building mass" ;D

If you were following rule 6 "always, listen to music and looked pissed" you would have not overheard my statement. :)

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Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2009, 06:30:37 PM »
Forgive me for asking, but are you natural Alex?
of course hes natural, like every human, what you want to ask is = DO YOU TAKE STEROIDS ?  right ?  :D

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Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2009, 06:31:28 PM »
of course hes natural, like every human, what you want to ask is = DO YOU TAKE STEROIDS ?  right ?  :D

Exactly  ;D
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Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2009, 06:32:11 PM »
of course hes natural, like every human, what you want to ask is = DO YOU TAKE STEROIDS ?  right ?  :D

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Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2009, 06:36:05 PM »
Alex is so natural he refuses to take even a daily multi vitamin .  >:(

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Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2009, 06:39:53 PM »
    • Train Each bodypart every 5-7 days, no more, but make sure you tax it enough to be sore for at least 2days
    • Keep weights workouts under an hour
    • Do 20 mins cardio sessions every 3 days no matter if "bulking" or "cutting", this will "kick" your metabolism into gear and help food intake
    • Stretch, stretch, stretch... AFTER you train a "muscle" group.
    • Train early in the day if possible; you'll get used to it.
    • Allways listen to music and look pissed while training, this keeps the schmoes away. If someone 'aks' you if you're "using this" (even thought you're standing 50' away from it), ignore it and turn your back
    [li]Fuck free weights, If a machine provides the same tension, don't waste your time loading a fucking bar just to be a purist; preacher curl machine is the best example.[/li][/list]
    • Don't wear work boots. 1999-2001 is behind us now.
    • Plastic "gallons" of water aren't necessary as you never drink a whole while training anyway and the next time you use it the water is tainted. Also makes you look like a tool.
    • Don't wear Jeans especially when doing legs. Again, a Tool move.
    • Don't spend too much time on Muscle boards, it affects your judgment and perception.
    • Stay in school.
    • Don't do drugs.
    • Discuss.






    Yip Yip.  100 pounds is a 100 pounds, regardless if it is a round weight or a square plate. your body doesn't know the difference

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    Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
    « Reply #57 on: January 07, 2009, 06:40:30 PM »
    Yip Yip.  100 pounds is a 100 pounds, regardlessif it is a round weight or a square plate. your body doesn't know the difference

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    Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
    « Reply #58 on: January 07, 2009, 06:42:28 PM »
    • Train Each bodypart every 5-7 days, no more, but make sure you tax it enough to be sore for at least 2days
    • Keep weights workouts under an hour
    • Do 20 mins cardio sessions every 3 days no matter if "bulking" or "cutting", this will "kick" your metabolism into gear and help food intake
    • Stretch, stretch, stretch... AFTER you train a "muscle" group.
    • Train early in the day if possible; you'll get used to it.
    • Allways listen to music and look pissed while training, this keeps the schmoes away. If someone 'aks' you if you're "using this" (even thought you're standing 50' away from it), ignore it and turn your back
    • Fuck free weights, If a machine provides the same tension, don't waste your time loading a fucking bar just to be a purist; preacher curl machine is the best example.
    • Don't wear work boots. 1999-2001 is behind us now.
    • Plastic "gallons" of water aren't necessary as you never drink a whole while training anyway and the next time you use it the water is tainted. Also makes you look like a tool.
    • Don't wear Jeans especially when doing legs. Again, a Tool move.
    • Don't spend too much time on Muscle boards, it affects your judgment and perception.
    • Stay in school.
    • Don't do drugs.
    • Discuss.









    WHAT ABOUT MAKING EYE CONTACT AND SMILING AT ALL THE HOT GYM WOMEN

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    Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
    « Reply #59 on: January 07, 2009, 06:44:52 PM »
    Alex is my life coach.

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    Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
    « Reply #60 on: January 07, 2009, 06:45:39 PM »
      Yip Yip.  100 pounds is a 100 pounds, regardless if it is a round weight or a square plate. your body doesn't know the difference
    Some machines work from leverage points so you can't exactly say 100 lbs is 100lbs[/list]

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    Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
    « Reply #61 on: January 07, 2009, 06:46:06 PM »
    You are candizzle, no?

    The stress and range of contraction from free weights is far greater most of the time. Free weights also build more strength.

    Contraction is contraction. Candy is right.  Range of motion is overrated too IMO. Take a leg press for example. most of the ones I've used shift the workload to your ass and hips if if are "super hardcore" and go down as far as you can. Once I feel the emphasis shift from my quads to my hips...it's time to go back up. I don't want a big giant ass like a middle linebacker from Ohio State.

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    Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
    « Reply #62 on: January 07, 2009, 06:47:32 PM »
      Some machines work from leverage points so you can't exactly say 100 lbs is 100lbs[/list]

      True, but now we are talking semantics. how about "heavy is heavy"?

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      Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
      « Reply #63 on: January 07, 2009, 06:47:50 PM »
        Some machines work from leverage points so you can't exactly say 100 lbs is 100lbs[/list]

        No... but when you put enough weight on it for it to feel like the 100 lbs of free weight, your body is doing the same amount of work.

        100lbs of "tension" is 100 lbs of "tension".

        Physics is physics.

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        Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
        « Reply #64 on: January 07, 2009, 06:49:03 PM »
        How old are you Alex, and when did you start BB'ing?
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        Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
        « Reply #65 on: January 07, 2009, 06:49:28 PM »
        True, but now we are talking semantics. how about "heavy is heavy"?

        Yeah I can agree with that

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        Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
        « Reply #66 on: January 07, 2009, 06:53:45 PM »
          No... but when you put enough weight on it for it to feel like the 100 lbs of free weight, your body is doing the same amount of work.

          100lbs of "tension" is 100 lbs of "tension".

          Physics is physics.
        You put it much better than I did TU.

        You dildonic Fuckface ;D[/list]

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        « Reply #67 on: January 07, 2009, 06:54:51 PM »
          You put it much better than I did TU.

          You dildonic Fuckface ;D[/list]

          I do try. :D

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          Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
          « Reply #68 on: January 07, 2009, 06:54:55 PM »
          No... but when you put enough weight on it for it to feel like the 100 lbs of free weight, your body is doing the same amount of work.

          100lbs of "tension" is 100 lbs of "tension".

          Physics is physics.

          i can agree with the tension bit but I wouldn't always say your body is doing the same amount of work.. a miltary press on a machine vs using the same weights with dumbells is going to be a bit easier because of the stabalizing factor.  Now I don't condone stability ball work, I think it's the queerist thing since knee high socks and daisy dukes.  Same with doing dumbell shoulder presses standing vs sitting.  Standing is alot harder with the same weight.

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          Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
          « Reply #69 on: January 07, 2009, 07:08:54 PM »
          SHUTUPANDTRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
          Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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          Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
          « Reply #70 on: January 07, 2009, 07:14:40 PM »
          i can agree with the tension bit but I wouldn't always say your body is doing the same amount of work.. a miltary press on a machine vs using the same weights with dumbells is going to be a bit easier because of the stabalizing factor.  Now I don't condone stability ball work, I think it's the queerist thing since knee high socks and daisy dukes.  Same with doing dumbell shoulder presses standing vs sitting.  Standing is alot harder with the same weight.

          There are many freemotion type machines that require you to use your stabilizers and they are machines...

          Todays machines are easily as stressful to the human body as free weights... This is not the days of the "Universal Gym".




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          Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
          « Reply #71 on: January 07, 2009, 07:17:20 PM »
          There are many freemotion type machines that require you to use your stabilizers and they are machines...

          Todays machines are easily as stressful to the human body as free weights... This is not the days of the "Universal Gym".




          That's an awesome setup you got there tu, your parents basement looks nice.
          Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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          Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
          « Reply #72 on: January 07, 2009, 07:18:07 PM »
          SHUTUPANDTRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

          hardcore dude.....all the way hardcore dude  8)
          No doubt about it...

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          Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
          « Reply #73 on: January 07, 2009, 07:18:34 PM »
          That's an awesome setup you got there tu, your parents basement looks nice.

          They hooked me up... I have a cot in the corner that I sleep on.

          I'm hard-motherfvckin-core!

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          Re: Alex23's "Bodybuilding" "Success" guide
          « Reply #74 on: January 07, 2009, 07:18:54 PM »
          There are many freemotion type machines that require you to use your stabilizers and they are machines...

          Todays machines are easily as stressful to the human body as free weights... This is not the days of the "Universal Gym".





          Is that Vince Basile's gym?
          No doubt about it...