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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #50 on: January 12, 2009, 03:11:30 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on January 12, 2009, 12:44:17 PM
conveniently enough the picture section of your "site" doesn't work. ::)

Chef Tim, call 240 twice and have him fix your fucking site, asshole.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #51 on: January 13, 2009, 03:47:57 PM »
Hasn't Jolie admitted sleeping with her own father?
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #52 on: January 13, 2009, 04:00:05 PM »
Quote from: Arkadius on January 13, 2009, 03:47:57 PM
Hasn't Jolie admitted sleeping with her own father?

I believe it was her brother she made out with.

She never seemed to get along with her dad and I don't recall her ever even sleeping with her bro... They just made out on the red carpet in front of the Oscar's.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #53 on: January 13, 2009, 04:21:25 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 12, 2009, 11:38:35 AM
Once you get out of the "she's out of my league" mentality? You might actually get some fine tail. Don't care who it is. When it comes down to it they are just women.

I absolutely agree with you cheftim, even the hottest hoes have to be banged. And look at the guys banging that hoes, most of em ugly MoFos (except Brad Pitt) or at least nuthin' special. The only difference between them and others is that they are confident and don't give a shit about that "league" thing. :)

ANGELINA JOLIE FUCKED THIS GUY ON THE LEFT:!!!



I don't know "cheftim", but I guess it's safe to say that he isn't uglier than him. ;) So stop hatin' others just because they have more guts than yourself, rather get outta ya trailers and hit on some quality chicks ya poor, frustrated fucks. Like the great "cheftim", a guru in that matter, says, you got nuthin' to loose, it can't get any worse for you, it can only get better. ;)
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #54 on: January 13, 2009, 04:28:35 PM »
Quote from: affeman on January 13, 2009, 04:21:25 PM
I absolutely agree with you cheftim, even the hottest hoes have to be banged. And look at the guys banging that hoes, most of em ugly MoFos (except Brad Pitt) or at least nuthin' special. The only difference between them and others is that they are confident and don't give a shit about that "league" thing. :)

ANGELINA JOLIE FUCKED THIS GUY ON THE LEFT:!!!



I don't know "cheftim", but I guess it's safe to say that he isn't uglier than him. ;) So stop hatin' others just because they have more guts than yourself, rather get outta ya trailers and hit on some quality chicks ya poor, frustrated fucks. Like the great "cheftim", a guru in that matter, says, you got nuthin' to loose, it can't get any worse for you, it can only get better. ;)
hahahhaha, i love the old time tested, "you guys need to get out of your trailers more man, if you actually tried to hit on 20 million dollar a movie actresses, porn stars and 7 figure a year strippers you might just realize that their just women? ;D ::)
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #55 on: January 13, 2009, 04:28:46 PM »
i like how everyone is so picky when it comes to girls

i'm not a old guy but i have learned that being a prude is a horrible way to live life

fuck everything that walks-that's my motto ;D
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #56 on: January 13, 2009, 05:12:51 PM »
hahahaha, how's it going chubby? ;D
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #57 on: January 13, 2009, 05:16:42 PM »
I'm a Chef.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2009, 05:17:45 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 13, 2009, 05:16:42 PM
I'm a Chef.
hey man i don't blame you, i'd be sampling the merchandise too. ;D
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2009, 05:18:10 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 12, 2009, 10:30:53 AM
The messages were spaced far enough apart. I've been in the game far too long. See unlike many others. I man up and go after the kill. I wouldn't sit there, giggle with butter flies in my stomach pointing fingers saying omg it's Meadow Soprano. Grow a set and don't ever let fear stop you. The only way I see it is that I have nothing to loose. Just like with the Angelina incident.


  This photo is from "Maxim" magazine. I know because I have the issue.

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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #60 on: January 13, 2009, 05:21:03 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 13, 2009, 05:16:42 PM
I'm a Chef.
Not going anywhere for a while?   ;D

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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #61 on: January 13, 2009, 05:23:10 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 13, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
First pic is the South of Spain in September. Second is Thailand five days ago.

Cheftim living the dream.  8)
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #62 on: January 13, 2009, 05:26:45 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 13, 2009, 05:25:57 PM
Hey maybe you guys don't believe I was talking to some women in line at the super market? But I was just in Thailand doing an estage with the King of Thailands Chefs.

I'm not doubting you. Out of curiosity, are you a traveling chef or something or do you just travel a lot?
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #63 on: January 13, 2009, 05:29:50 PM »
I travel with work half the year. Everytime I've gotten a good amount of time off work for the past fifteen years? I went and apprenticed/estaged in countries all over the world.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #64 on: January 13, 2009, 06:04:28 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 13, 2009, 05:29:50 PM
I travel with work half the year. Everytime I've gotten a good amount of time off work for the past fifteen years? I went and apprenticed/estaged in countries all over the world.
Sounds like a pretty cool job with all the travel and such.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #65 on: January 13, 2009, 11:21:20 PM »


Gotta be honest I'd hit that twice ;D, as well as chicks like Jolie etc. Some of you guys can't be for real saying you wouldn't hit some of these women :o!!!
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2009, 01:28:47 AM »
Quote from: Honour on January 13, 2009, 11:21:20 PM


Gotta be honest I'd hit that twice ;D, as well as chicks like Jolie etc. Some of you guys can't be for real saying you wouldn't hit some of these women :o!!!
I know ....maybe getbiggers sleep with women hotter than jolie and deng  ::)
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2009, 01:42:37 AM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 12, 2009, 11:38:35 AM
Once you get out of the "she's out of my league" mentality? You might actually get some fine tail. Don't care who it is. When it comes down to it they are just women.

Exactly. Just glorified (due to mags, TV, Movies, et cetera) pussy...
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2009, 01:43:55 AM »
Quote from: Arkadius on January 13, 2009, 03:47:57 PM
Hasn't Jolie admitted sleeping with her own father?

Billy Bob Thornton is her father?
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #69 on: January 14, 2009, 01:44:53 AM »
Quote from: affeman on January 13, 2009, 04:21:25 PM
I absolutely agree with you cheftim, even the hottest hoes have to be banged. And look at the guys banging that hoes, most of em ugly MoFos (except Brad Pitt) or at least nuthin' special. The only difference between them and others is that they are confident and don't give a shit about that "league" thing. :)

ANGELINA JOLIE FUCKED THIS GUY ON THE LEFT:!!!



I don't know "cheftim", but I guess it's safe to say that he isn't uglier than him. ;) So stop hatin' others just because they have more guts than yourself, rather get outta ya trailers and hit on some quality chicks ya poor, frustrated fucks. Like the great "cheftim", a guru in that matter, says, you got nuthin' to loose, it can't get any worse for you, it can only get better. ;)

Awesome movie.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #70 on: January 14, 2009, 02:54:27 AM »
Quote from: gordiano on January 14, 2009, 01:43:55 AM
Billy Bob Thornton is her father?

Jon Voight is, she was with Billy Bob til she caught him banging 3 strippers behind her back.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #71 on: January 14, 2009, 02:56:42 AM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 13, 2009, 05:25:57 PM
Hey maybe you guys don't believe I was talking to some women in line at the super market? But I was just in Thailand doing an estage with the King of Thailands Chefs. Do you believe that?

So, you're hiring asian prostitutes. Who hasn't? BFD  ::)
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #72 on: January 14, 2009, 02:57:55 AM »
Only Me banged Janet from Three's Company.  Mrs. Roper watched.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #73 on: January 14, 2009, 03:29:12 AM »
Quote from: Emmortal on January 12, 2009, 10:56:15 AM
You do realize that is heavily photoshopped?  She doesn't look like that in real life.  I've seen her several times on set and she's not nearly as hot as she looks there.  Is she still pretty damn hot?  Hell yes, just not unrealistically hot as in that pic.

"Ive seen her several times on set! " ::) Looks like "Emmortal" is a movie star!  ::)
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #74 on: January 14, 2009, 03:38:59 AM »
Quote from: MoralMan on January 14, 2009, 03:29:12 AM
"Ive seen her several times on set! " ::) Looks like "Emmortal" is a movie star!  ::)
Meh. More like he's a gaffer or a focus puller.  ;)
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