Any job opportunity for me in the US? Any infos can be useful.

[The Wizard of Truth]

I didnt even waste time takin her safety helmet off

[Tapeworm]

Did you really fuck a retarded woman?  Dude...

[polychronopolous]

Did you really fuck a retarded woman?  Dude...

What is the word Steve Namat?...... fringe benefits....

[polychronopolous]

I didnt even waste time takin her safety helmet off

I wouldn't even waste time to call her mom and tell her she's gonna be a few minutes late getting home

[johnnynoname]

i'm not trying to "make a funny" but....being a stripper is where it is at at the moment.

you get atleast 100 bucks for 45 minutes and you get (at least) to have girls touch your cock

it works out so well because
a) you're getting paid alot for a small amount of time
b) save the money you usually spend on going out on dates but still get to make out like when you do go out on dates
c) your vanity is celebrated not rejected

the only downside (and it is very small) is that you are (somewhat) "on call" like a doctor meaning that you could get a call from your agency for a job on saturday night like an hour before you go out with your friends.  However...how can that be a "downside" when that call is for you to go and get naked/semi naked (depending on decency laws) in front of women and get paid


oh, and the amount is almost doubled if you go to "the darkside"...not me though, i'm a real man

[The Wizard of Truth]

I wouldn't even waste time to call her mom and tell her she's gonna be a few minutes late getting home

I wouldnt even waste time tucking the girls tongue back into her mouth,best blowjobs=downs

[polychronopolous]

I wouldnt even waste time tucking the girls tongue back into her mouth,best blowjobs=downs

I wouldn't even waste time on paying for the abortion, I would just flat out deny, deny, deny

[The Wizard of Truth]

Shit man,we're meant to be helpin Steve Namat get a job here haha

[chainsaw]

Steve you're going to find out that the problem with the USA as compared to other places is there is a stupid mickey mouse rule, regulation, license, clause, ordinance or hoop you have to jump through for every little fuccking thing you want to do and it's all based around the government making $$$$$$$$$$.

That is the biggest loser/quiter statement Ive ever heard.  What a clown.  Hungary is 100 times tougher than the US.  In the Us you can get a job.  Hungary, jobs are nonexistent-and people will work for pennies to keep them.

[QuakerOats]

That is the biggest loser/quiter statement Ive ever heard.  What a clown.  Hungary is 100 times tougher than the US.  In the Us you can get a job.  Hungary, jobs are nonexistent-and people will work for pennies to keep them.

you obviously didn't understand what i said Mr. Pill Head, i never said there aren't opportunities in the US only that there are a million fuccking hoops to jump through to do just the basic things like get a job, buy a car, license a car, apply for a business license, buy a house, etc.

[spinnis]

just show up to any big name strip club wearing some tight clothes, you'll get hired on the spot, believe me.

seriously?

Steve looks Amzing. but aint he about 5"8? =)

[QuakerOats]

seriously?

Steve looks Amzing. but aint he about 5"8? =)

the height doesn't matter, the amount of muscle and thickness does.

[polychronopolous]

seriously?

Steve looks Amzing. but aint he about 5"8? =)

LOL, yeah I'd love to see some broke dick, cheap pearl snap western shirt(only buttoned up halfway), with tight rustler jeans, name embroidered on the back of his 2 dollar belt, ostrich skin boots, drunk as shit...swaying side to side, half empty Corona in his right hand, 118 lb skinny fat, 5'5 inches, non English speaking Mexican try to put his hands on Steve Namat at around 2:30am at a high dollar strip club.

[HTexan]

get your visa and be a PT.

[spinnis]

LOL, yeah I'd love to see some broke dick, cheap pearl snap western shirt(only buttoned up halfway), with tight rustler jeans, name embroidered on the back of his 2 dollar belt, ostrich skin boots, drunk as shit...swaying side to side, half empty Corona in his right hand, 118 lb skinny fat, 5'5 inches, non English speaking Mexican try to put his hands on Steve Namat at around 2:30am at a high dollar strip club.

ive seen a few bouncers as short as me, but if a drunk big 6"6 dude comes along, wtf is a 5"7 steve namat gonna do about it?

I would rather hire a 6"4 big semifat dude then a 5"7 muscular dude.

[johnnynoname]

get your visa and be a PT.

he does still need to be certified though

is he Certified (to be a PT , that is)?

[polychronopolous]

ive seen a few bouncers as short as me, but if a drunk big 6"6 dude comes along, wtf is a 5"7 steve namat gonna do about it?

I would rather hire a 6"4 big semifat dude then a 5"7 muscular dude.

C'mon Swede! it ain't like you're gonna have 500, 1993 era Ken Shamrocks in your strip club, that's the point I was trying to make. He would probably just have to throw out the occasional 22 year old jack ass... not have 30 MMA style matches in the parking lot every night.

[johnnynoname]

1993 era Ken Shamrock= very handsome man (/no homo)

[spinnis]

C'mon Swede! it ain't like you're gonna have 500, 1993 era Ken Shamrocks in your strip club, that's the point I was trying to make. He would probably just have to throw out the occasional 22 year old jack ass... not have 30 MMA style matches in the parking lot every night.

alright  

[chainsaw]

you obviously didn't understand what i said Mr. Pill Head, i never said there aren't opportunities in the US only that there are a million fuccking hoops to jump through to do just the basic things like get a job, buy a car, license a car, apply for a business license, buy a house, etc.

Ill say it again.  Hungary has ten times red tape as the U.S.  Many there would kill to own a car or buy a house, or even get a job that is worth the
pennies they get paid.  Average hungarian  monthly paycheck is about $400.00 American dollars a Month with 2x the work.

[affeman]

the height doesn't matter, the amount of muscle and thickness does.

As a bouncer the height matters big time. A midget like Steve won't get any bouncer jobs.


Seriously Steve, this thread makes me kinda sad. You earn 1500 $ a month and spend 4000 $ for competing in the States. You won't ever be Mr. Olympia, stop chasing a phantom. You are one of the loosers who live on the breadline because you wasted your whole life on that bullshit "sport" and doesn't even have a decent education.

PLEASE change the course (if it isn't too late yet ), forget about this BB shit and take care about the REAL important things in life first, than when everything is setteled you can worry about the measurement of your arms and your bodyfat % and bullshit like that.

[gordiano]

There's always barber college....

[Man of Steel]

Steve,

Your underwear + Ebay + drooling schmoes

You're welcome,

MOS

[johnnynoname]

next to bloodsport and kickboxer, Roadhouse is the greatest movie ever made

....and i hope to God that nobody in Hollywood tries to remake it

[gordiano]

next to bloodsport and kickboxer, Roadhouse is the greatest movie ever made

....and i hope to God that nobody in Hollywood tries to remake it

Yeah, some awesome fucking quotes in that one. Don't forget the sweet mullets too....