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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #75 on: April 27, 2009, 09:55:53 AM »
that'll go well with the left over mushrooms and some chives you have on the back left corner of the fridge....lower right shelf. 


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« Reply #76 on: April 27, 2009, 10:53:32 AM »
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or a nice mushroom trifolate with a spring salad, toasted goat cheese crutons and spiced almonds or walnuts.  A drizzle of lemon and basil oil.  Nice light lunch.  Better?

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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #77 on: April 27, 2009, 04:33:11 PM »
or a nice mushroom trifolate with a spring salad, toasted goat cheese crutons and spiced almonds or walnuts.  A drizzle of lemon and basil oil.  Nice light lunch.  Better?

I swear my stomach just growled as I read your post.
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« Reply #78 on: April 27, 2009, 06:24:11 PM »
I swear my stomach just growled as I read your post.

lol, i have a way with food. word, not so much.

It works really well with a nice sliced breast of duck too.

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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #79 on: April 28, 2009, 01:27:50 PM »
I think STella is letting you slide with the duck breast remark Migs  :-\

Have you seen her in the mean thread ? or on the X with Dan-O ?

you're gonna be sorry if you make her go all caps on yo azz  ;D

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« Reply #80 on: April 28, 2009, 07:56:43 PM »
I think STella is letting you slide with the duck breast remark Migs  :-\

Have you seen her in the mean thread ? or on the X with Dan-O ?

you're gonna be sorry if you make her go all caps on yo azz  ;D

What's worng with duck boobie? 

Stella can get down and dirty.  Hmm, that didn't sound naughty in my head...

She's gonna try can CAP me huh.  Bring it!


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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #81 on: April 29, 2009, 06:22:15 AM »
or a nice mushroom trifolate with a spring salad, toasted goat cheese crutons and spiced almonds or walnuts.  A drizzle of lemon and basil oil.  Nice light lunch.  Better?
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« Reply #82 on: April 29, 2009, 08:19:29 AM »
yeah it's good stuff.  then again all food is good stuff.  Except for indian, ethiopian, 99% of middle eastern food.  Those just suck.  We should mount a culinary jihad on the cuisine.

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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #83 on: April 29, 2009, 04:12:25 PM »
yeah it's good stuff.  then again all food is good stuff.  Except for indian, ethiopian, 99% of middle eastern food.  Those just suck.  We should mount a culinary jihad on the cuisine.

What do you have against eating with your fingers?
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« Reply #84 on: April 29, 2009, 09:22:45 PM »
eating with fingers is not the problem.  It's the fact that all their food is shit.  I'm from the south, were we have finger licking good food.  if your lucky we'll lick other stuff too.  Yeah i went there, so?  I'm in need of lovin damnit!

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« Reply #85 on: April 29, 2009, 10:52:37 PM »
eating with fingers is not the problem.  It's the fact that all their food is shit.  I'm from the south, were we have finger licking good food.  if your lucky we'll lick other stuff too.  Yeah i went there, so?  I'm in need of lovin damnit!



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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #86 on: April 30, 2009, 06:46:53 AM »
hmm linky no worky   >:(

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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #87 on: May 02, 2009, 01:47:16 PM »
hmm linky no worky   >:(

hmmm... try right clicking and "Save Target As" using Internet Explorer
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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #88 on: May 02, 2009, 01:49:42 PM »
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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #89 on: May 02, 2009, 05:59:11 PM »
bad jaggy, very bad...

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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #90 on: May 03, 2009, 03:30:16 AM »
bad jaggy, very bad...

Nuh-uh, ...I'm a good girl.
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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #91 on: May 03, 2009, 11:23:58 AM »
rofl, that made me laugh.  Just like when a tramp chooses a white wedding dress.  Not saying your a tramp or anything. lol.

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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #92 on: May 03, 2009, 11:02:53 PM »
rofl, that made me laugh.  Just like when a tramp chooses a white wedding dress.  Not saying your a tramp or anything. lol.

You better not be.  >:(
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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #93 on: May 04, 2009, 07:49:58 AM »
or what huh!  bring it..and some ice cream for later please.

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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #94 on: May 04, 2009, 06:16:43 PM »
or what huh!  bring it..and some ice cream for later please.

Or I'll put the kibosh on your membership application into the sacred order of the maple leaf!  >:(
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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #95 on: May 04, 2009, 06:18:28 PM »
 :o

can we still have ice cream?

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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #96 on: May 05, 2009, 12:31:33 AM »
:o

can we still have ice cream?

You'll first have to do your best to make nice (shameless grovelling), ...and then I'll think about it.
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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #97 on: May 05, 2009, 08:53:48 AM »
well while i'm down on my knees...

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Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by  nuts.
     
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Re: Today's Funnies
« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2010, 06:03:42 PM »
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