Het Kiwi, are you saying that, if "alnassak"s life was made into a legend, it would be King Anus and the Holy Buttplug?
"King Anus, living in his legendary castle "Spamelot" with his 12 husbands is living a good life. Every evening he and his men perform an anal carousel on the great round table in the main hall. One day, he learns of a secret holy buttplug, grabs his magic vibrator Excalibrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and sets off to bust some asses.
Hahaha if that ever came to be, I think Kawaks aka cocks would volunteer to be the butt plug!
Decoded: YOU JUST WANT TO SUCK HIS CxCK!
You are the one who is slobbering all over the guy. Settle down, princess - my post was just a joke and Alnassak knows it.
Oh, and go ahead and strike off 'decoding' from your list of possible careers, would you?