haha, I'm definitely in somebody's head here for them to be posting paragraphs over and over wondering what I tell my parents!
I wasn't going to answer this question at first but then decided what the hell, so here goes:
My parents don't live in the same city as me, but I did tell them I'm going on holidays for about two weeks - 6 days in California and then 5 days in Vegas, before returning. I told them that in California I'll be staying with my friend Nasser who happens to be the Three Times (at least) Uncrowned Mr. Olympia, and in Vegas I'll be staying at a hotel with some of my guy-friends from Canada. They were pretty impressed to hear that I'm friends with a celebrity, as are many other friends of mine, coworkers, girlfriend and girlfriend's coworkers. One of my girlfriend's coworkers actually asked me to bring in pictures I took with Nasser and was skeptical that I even did know Nasser that well in person.
Several of my friends (some male and some female) asked me to bring back autographed 8 x 10's from Nasser, which Nasser kindly provided.
While I was in Vegas I was chatting with a very large bouncer at Prive - he claimed a 605 lb raw bench and I could believe it by looking at him. When I told him I returned from visiting Huge Nasser he asked if I still had pictures in my camera that I was holding. I showed him as well, and he was definitely impressed.
What many getbiggers fail to realize is that Nasser has lots of respect all around the world, and that the opinion of the tens of getbiggers who post about him is really miniscule compared to the # of people around the world who know of him.