Author Topic: Keith Jones (Read 17348 times)

The Master · « **on:** March 22, 2009, 10:56:58 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he is 50% of all the bodyfat in the world (including the animal world).

The Master · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2009, 10:58:31 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that his mom got split in half during his birth.

onlyme · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2009, 10:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 10:56:58 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that he is 50% of all the bodyfat in the world (including the animal world).

Go to bed and quite thinking about me. It is really creepy. I am not gay so move on. PM Cumdrum he is more your type. And you guys look alot alike. So quite it.

The Master · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:00:44 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 22, 2009, 10:59:22 PM

I am so fat that I overloaded all of Hawaiis sewer systems from all the shitting I did as a kid

The Master · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:01:21 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he eats more than all of Africa every minute.

The Master · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:03:10 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he destroys every normal toilet and therefore must bring his own toilet trailer wherever he goes.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:03:47 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he caused the 2004 Tsunami that destroyed Thailand by taking a shit off the side of a massive freighter he was vacationing on.

The Master · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:04:05 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he gets stuck in the body of an airplane on a regular basis.

The Master · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:04:57 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he turns can destroy a continent if dropped from 10000 feet.

The Master · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:06:09 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that his ass is perpetually stained with shit all over because he's too fat to wipe his own ass.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:07:53 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that the Hawaiian state government decided to save millions of dollars by opening a state of the art sewage treatment plant in Keith's anus.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:08:08 PM »

I will tell you something. I have never seen a picture of Keith where he is unhappy or not smiling. You can clearly tell he is happy with his life, current as well as past. He IS the one living in Hawaii and that alone is a simple paradise. I would love to visit him one day and meet the locals and hear some old Gold`s gym stories.

The Master · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:08:56 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he has not seen his own 1mm penis in 20 years.

The Master · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:10:12 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he eats homeless dogs for snacks.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:10:15 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on March 22, 2009, 11:08:08 PM

I will tell you something. I have never seen a picture of Keith where he is unhappy or not smiling. You can clearly tell he is happy with his life, current as well as past. He IS the one living in Hawaii and that alone is a simple paradise. I would love to visit him one day and meet the locals and here some old Gold`s gym stories.

You are the most unpredictable getbigger. One minutes you're making fun of babies and calling your niece a bitch, the next minute you're defending onlyme.

The Master · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:11:01 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that when he gets uncontrollably hungry, he eats a car.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:11:28 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat he farted while his ass was aimed north, causing glaciers to melt at a faster rate than usual.

The Master · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:12:04 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he once farted out a tornado.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:12:26 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 11:11:01 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that when he gets uncontrollably hungry, he eats a car.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

The Master · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:12:39 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he could be a planet.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:13:05 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat he popped a pimple and the locals mistakenly thought a volcano erupted.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:13:40 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 22, 2009, 11:10:15 PM

You are the most unpredictable getbigger. One minutes you're making fun of babies and calling your niece a bitch, the next minute you're defending onlyme.

Onlyme and I would assuredly get along amicably. I have found a new respect after learning that he drove a Porsche Slant Nose. Those things were and are High Dollar, finely tuned works of art.

The Master · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:14:36 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that his gravitational pull is making him the center of the Milky Way.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:16:35 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on March 22, 2009, 11:13:40 PM

Onlyme and I would assuredly get along amicably. I have found a new respect after learning that he drove a Porsche Slant Nose. Those things were and are High Dollar, finely tuned works of art.

Indeed they are. I'm a Mercedes man myself, didn't you once mention owning a 300D? What a car...

The Master · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:17:16 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that when he takes a piss in nature, a new river is born.