Keith Jones is so fat he got into a monster truck and turned it into a low-rider.
Oh yeah, forgot to mention I did leave some clues in the picture as to what shows I'll be doing.Can you Getbigger's guess??
ALR is getting some shit done for me, that's for sure. I'm going to turn some heads at my next show
TA, maybe Vince is doing a NAMBLA show?
Keith Jones is so fat that he befriended Anna Nicole Smith to gain access to her fridge.