Author Topic: Keith Jones (Read 17257 times)

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #100 on:** March 23, 2009, 03:33:28 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat he got into a monster truck and turned it into a low-rider.

ironneck · « **Reply #101 on:** March 23, 2009, 03:35:11 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 23, 2009, 03:33:28 PM

Keith Jones is so fat he got into a monster truck and turned it into a low-rider.

keith is so fucking fat he had a major role in titanic...he was the ice-berg

onlyme · « **Reply #102 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:10:07 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 23, 2009, 10:22:51 AM

Oh yeah, forgot to mention I did leave some clues in the picture as to what shows I'll be doing.

Can you Getbigger's guess??

Is it the Mr. Black Retard Living in a Trailer Park Classic or the 2nd Annual Black Gay in Purple Velour Speedos Classic. Either one you better hope you are the only entrant or you will take last place again.

the anabolic mon · « **Reply #103 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:13:29 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 23, 2009, 10:01:56 AM

ALR is getting some shit done for me, that's for sure. I'm going to turn some heads at my next show

Whats your stack? (seriously)
You have done more than most getbiggers, you have earned your stars, no matter what.

the anabolic mon · « **Reply #104 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:14:59 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 23, 2009, 10:22:51 AM

Oh yeah, forgot to mention I did leave some clues in the picture as to what shows I'll be doing.

Can you Getbigger's guess??

Mountaineer?

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #105 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:15:35 PM »

The heads will be turning and vomiting at Vince's next show.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #106 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:23:41 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 23, 2009, 03:24:19 PM

TA, maybe Vince is doing a NAMBLA show?

1. The National Association of Man Boy Loving Association?

2. The National Association of Maroln Brando Look Alikes?

Which show?

Kwon · « **Reply #107 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:06:42 PM »

Keith Jones enjoys life more than Avesher/disturbia.

keanu · « **Reply #108 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:12:47 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 23, 2009, 12:15:28 AM

Keith Jones is so fat that he befriended Anna Nicole Smith to gain access to her fridge.

Weak man...weak! Need better material. Get stoned then post.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #109 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:50:40 PM »

Keith is so fat he has his own area code

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #110 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:51:50 PM »

Keith has so many double chins it is though he is staring at you over a stack of pancakes

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #111 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:53:06 PM »

Keith is so fat that they use his belt to measure the equator

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #112 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:53:48 PM »

Keith is so fat that people jog around his for exercise

keanu · « **Reply #113 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:57:37 PM »

Not bad HanK!

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #114 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:58:29 PM »

Keith is so fat that when he steps on the scale it says 'no live stock please'.

benz · « **Reply #115 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:59:28 PM »

keith is so fat that ephedrine disolves in his fat without working

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #116 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:02:28 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he's been the sole reason McDonald's has stayed profitable during this economic downturn

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #117 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:03:19 PM »

Keith is so fat that he was baptised at SeaWorld

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #118 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:03:28 PM »

Keith Jones is fat that he could be used to bounce a giant, earth-destroying meteor back to space.

kiwiol · « **Reply #119 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:07:04 PM »

Onlyme is so fat that he always tells his butcher to trim all the meat off his purchase

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #120 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:07:50 PM »

Keith is so fat that even his car has stretch marks.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #121 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:09:26 PM »

Keith is so fat he has more 'chins' than the Hong Kong phone book.

ironneck · « **Reply #122 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:13:31 PM »

keith is so fat everytime he has a little "snack" an animal species dies

kiwiol · « **Reply #123 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:14:58 PM »

Onlyme is so fat, he invented a meal between breakfast and brunch

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #124 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:23:23 PM »

One day Keith Jones decided to take a shit in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The resulting pile was so large it broke the surface of the water in several places and is today known as the Hawaiian Islands.