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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #100 on: March 23, 2009, 03:33:28 PM »
Keith Jones is so fat he got into a monster truck and turned it into a low-rider.
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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #101 on: March 23, 2009, 03:35:11 PM »
Keith Jones is so fat he got into a monster truck and turned it into a low-rider.

keith is so fucking fat he had a major role in titanic...he was the ice-berg

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #102 on: March 23, 2009, 04:10:07 PM »
Oh yeah, forgot to mention I did leave some clues in the picture as to what shows I'll be doing.


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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #103 on: March 23, 2009, 04:13:29 PM »

ALR is getting some shit done for me, that's for sure.  I'm going to turn some heads at my next show
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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #104 on: March 23, 2009, 04:14:59 PM »
Oh yeah, forgot to mention I did leave some clues in the picture as to what shows I'll be doing.


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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #105 on: March 23, 2009, 04:15:35 PM »
The heads will be turning and vomiting at Vince's next show.

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #106 on: March 23, 2009, 04:23:41 PM »
TA, maybe Vince is doing a NAMBLA show?  8)

1. The National Association of Man Boy Loving Association?

2. The National Association of Maroln Brando Look Alikes?

Which show?
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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #107 on: March 23, 2009, 06:06:42 PM »
Keith Jones enjoys life more than Avesher/disturbia.
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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #108 on: March 23, 2009, 06:12:47 PM »
Keith Jones is so fat that he befriended Anna Nicole Smith to gain access to her fridge.

Weak man...weak! Need better material. Get stoned then post. :)

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #109 on: March 23, 2009, 06:50:40 PM »
Keith is so fat he has his own area code

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #110 on: March 23, 2009, 06:51:50 PM »
Keith has so many double chins it is though he is staring at you over a stack of pancakes

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #111 on: March 23, 2009, 06:53:06 PM »
Keith is so fat that they use his belt to measure the equator

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #112 on: March 23, 2009, 06:53:48 PM »
Keith is so fat that people jog around his for exercise

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #113 on: March 23, 2009, 06:57:37 PM »
Not bad HanK! ;D

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #114 on: March 23, 2009, 06:58:29 PM »
Keith is so fat that when he steps on the scale it says 'no live stock please'.

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #115 on: March 23, 2009, 06:59:28 PM »
keith is so fat that ephedrine disolves in his fat without working
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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #116 on: March 23, 2009, 07:02:28 PM »
Keith Jones is so fat that he's been the sole reason McDonald's has stayed profitable during this economic downturn 

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #117 on: March 23, 2009, 07:03:19 PM »
Keith is so fat that he was baptised at SeaWorld

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #118 on: March 23, 2009, 07:03:28 PM »
Keith Jones is fat that he could be used to bounce a giant, earth-destroying meteor back to space.

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #119 on: March 23, 2009, 07:07:04 PM »
Onlyme is so fat that he always tells his butcher to trim all the meat off his purchase

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #120 on: March 23, 2009, 07:07:50 PM »
Keith is so fat that even his car has stretch marks.

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #121 on: March 23, 2009, 07:09:26 PM »
Keith is so  fat he has more 'chins' than the Hong Kong phone book.

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #122 on: March 23, 2009, 07:13:31 PM »
keith is so fat everytime he has a little "snack" an animal species dies

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #123 on: March 23, 2009, 07:14:58 PM »
Onlyme is so fat, he invented a meal between breakfast and brunch

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Re: Keith Jones
« Reply #124 on: March 23, 2009, 07:23:23 PM »
One day Keith Jones decided to take a shit in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.  The resulting pile was so large it broke the surface of the water in several places and is today known as the Hawaiian Islands.
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