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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2009, 04:29:04 PM »
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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2009, 04:30:49 PM »
Ireland is getting as bad,both our social welfare systems favour losers and benefit cheats

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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2009, 04:31:48 PM »
Ireland is getting as bad,both our social welfare systems favour losers and benefit cheats

True. It's a fucking joke what people will do to get out of working.

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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2009, 04:36:00 PM »
I have a friend,well he plays pool with a group of us,and the week he finished school he signed on the dole
When they threatened to cut his dole payments cos he didnt even look for a job in the proceeding 8years he went to the doctor(with his free medical card) told doc he is depressed,so now he's on disability so they cant cut his social welfare payments
A fuckin 26yr old guy acting like this,and the country is full of them  >:(

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« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2009, 04:39:56 PM »
Fucking Chavs.... :-X
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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2009, 06:04:40 PM »
I have a friend,well he plays pool with a group of us,and the week he finished school he signed on the dole
When they threatened to cut his dole payments cos he didnt even look for a job in the proceeding 8years he went to the doctor(with his free medical card) told doc he is depressed,so now he's on disability so they cant cut his social welfare payments
A fuckin 26yr old guy acting like this,and the country is full of them  >:(

Why is he depressed, because he got told to look for a job?  :D

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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2009, 06:32:32 PM »
I have a friend,well he plays pool with a group of us,and the week he finished school he signed on the dole
When they threatened to cut his dole payments cos he didnt even look for a job in the proceeding 8years he went to the doctor(with his free medical card) told doc he is depressed,so now he's on disability so they cant cut his social welfare payments
A fuckin 26yr old guy acting like this,and the country is full of them  >:(

My mate's brother is like that.  He can't be arsed to work, went to the doctor and got signed off with depression and some other thing, maybe mild schizophrenia, and now he collects a nice little cheque every week to go down the pub and get drunk.  They also offered him a flat, a furnishings grant and a free taxi to get to work and back!

It disgusts me how lazy, worthless, pieces of shit get all this money thrown at them, and normal people have to work every hour possible just to keep a roof over our heads.

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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2009, 06:36:05 PM »
What's a chav?

It's a UK term for a scruffy lowlife who wears his tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks, striped polo shirts, and Nike Air trainers.  He usually accessorises this with Mr T style bling, and a baseball cap. 

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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2009, 06:45:44 PM »
I have a friend,well he plays pool with a group of us,and the week he finished school he signed on the dole
When they threatened to cut his dole payments cos he didnt even look for a job in the proceeding 8years he went to the doctor(with his free medical card) told doc he is depressed,so now he's on disability so they cant cut his social welfare payments
A fuckin 26yr old guy acting like this,and the country is full of them  >:(

My mum used to work the tribunals in Belfast. She sat on a panel that assessed whether someone needed the dole. People came in pleading disability, then she was presented with like undercover videos of the same people carrying heavy building materials into the back of a van. From another doctor, I have also heard of someone leaving their surgery because they had no luck with the dole there in order to join another and try their luck there! Needless to say, NI is a small country and seeing as only one university here produces doctors, these characters become known very quickly.

A friend of mine was in a bar a few months ago. Some dude came in BOASTING about how he had taken laxatives before he went to the dole office and shat himself in the queue to prove he was mentally incompetent. These people have no dignity. They put more effort into not working than they would have to if they worked. I feel sorry for the people with a genuine case.

Now I'm studying medicine I'm even being taught how to examine someone to spot and provoke the very subtle signs to look for when they are faking a disability.

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« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2009, 06:48:26 PM »
Whew!

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« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2009, 03:29:56 AM »
What's a chav?
Basically the bone idle unemployable binge drinking scrawny necked pieces of scum that we see on programmes like Jeremy Kyle in the UK,and on Jerry Springer in the US.There`s even a version of monopoly for chavs. ;D
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« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2009, 03:38:15 AM »
Getbiggers called it

nothing gets past this crowd 8)
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« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2009, 07:17:32 AM »
What's a chav?
I think chav is an acronym. My memory is shot, but the c and the h stand for council housing, and the a and v stand for something to do with 'known to authorities,' or referring to having to a record. Young, poor, and thuggish, basically.

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« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2009, 07:28:41 AM »
I think chav is an acronym. My memory is shot, but the c and the h stand for council housing, and the a and v stand for something to do with 'known to authorities,' or referring to having to a record. Young, poor, and thuggish, basically.

It means: Crafty Horny Asshole Vaiting

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« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2009, 08:10:13 AM »
My mate's brother is like that.  He can't be arsed to work, went to the doctor and got signed off with depression and some other thing, maybe mild schizophrenia, and now he collects a nice little cheque every week to go down the pub and get drunk.  They also offered him a flat, a furnishings grant and a free taxi to get to work and back!

It disgusts me how lazy, worthless, pieces of shit get all this money thrown at them, and normal people have to work every hour possible just to keep a roof over our heads.
Ah it makes me fucking sick,his whole family are the same,his ugly slut sister got pregnant so she got a free house

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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2009, 08:47:14 AM »
Ah it makes me fucking sick,his whole family are the same,his ugly slut sister got pregnant so she got a free house



HAHAHA If they lived in the U.S. they would barely get shit, so many people are out of work here and they get little to no help at all. In other countries it's like being a douche is a job and the gov gives you all kinds of benifits to do so. Lets just say I am out of work yet I owe the goverment money still, WTF is up with that...
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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2009, 10:19:34 AM »
that's better than a win in the lottery for little Alfie!

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« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2009, 05:54:23 PM »
Ah it makes me fucking sick,his whole family are the same,his ugly slut sister got pregnant so she got a free house

My other mate moved to Ireland with his wife and three kids.  They get so much in benefits that by December they'll have enough to put down a deposit on a fucking house!

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« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2009, 05:58:17 PM »
oh brother....
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« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2009, 11:14:18 AM »
I think chav is an acronym. My memory is shot, but the c and the h stand for council housing, and the a and v stand for something to do with 'known to authorities,' or referring to having to a record. Young, poor, and thuggish, basically.

Not sure about that one doc; there is a Scottish version called 'ned' which can be certifiably traced back to 'Non-Educated-Delinquent'...
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« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2009, 11:17:55 AM »
Not sure about that one doc; there is a Scottish version called 'ned' which can be certifiably traced back to 'Non-Educated-Delinquent'...
You could be right, D. I remember reading this in an Economist article way back, and all I really remember is the 'council housing' part. The old memory ain't what it used to be...and it was not much to start with.   :-\

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« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2009, 11:18:51 AM »
You could be right, D. I remember reading this in an Economist article way back, and all I really remember is the 'council housing' part. The old memory ain't what it used to be...and it was not much to start with.   :-\

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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2009, 01:25:43 PM »
This girl should go on Maury.

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« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2009, 02:33:38 AM »
This girl should go on Maury.
England has its own version of that,its called Jeremy Kyle
Its as bad as Maury (guest-wise)
Just substitute the black Shaquanda old Maury who is looking for her baby daddy to the white Chantel on Maury looking to see which chav got her knocked up

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Re: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2009, 02:38:26 AM »
It's a UK term for a scruffy lowlife who wears his tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks, striped polo shirts, and Nike Air trainers.  He usually accessorises this with Mr T style bling, and a baseball cap. 

they're called "wiggers" in the US