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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2009, 09:09:18 AM »

jesus christ, i use 300 dollars a week just to eat, drink and 'chill' ...

I know huh, if Im LUCKY i get another 250 bucks from another place that also helps people without a job, but one of their requiriments are that you look for at least 7 jobs each month.
And there aint fucking 7 jobs to even look for right now,
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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2009, 09:32:00 AM »

better tap that ass boy or you will become like RZA :

a scarf wearing fag in Paris  Lips sealed
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« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2009, 09:34:43 AM »

lol! so fucking awkward.

Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.

Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.

So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.


So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!

hahahahah this is nuts

Did she say? Jaeg har igelkoten...
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« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2009, 09:48:01 AM »

Did she say? Jaeg har igelkoten...
"I have hedgehog?"


lol?
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« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2009, 10:42:21 AM »

LMAO that is fucking hilarious, let us know how she replies.

in this picture, were you just standing there or were you hitting a pose too??
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« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2009, 10:45:33 AM »

haha swede you fucker,take some pics
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« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2009, 10:50:09 AM »

what pic was it,post it here dude
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« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2009, 10:54:58 AM »

LOL. Oiled up lights out pose?
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« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2009, 10:59:50 AM »

LMAO that is fucking hilarious, let us know how she replies.

in this picture, were you just standing there or were you hitting a pose too??

rear lights out lat spread  Grin
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« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2009, 03:33:17 PM »

tell her that the prerequisite of you getting a job is that you do not wear shirts.

tell her your religion forbids you to cover your nipples while working.....
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« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2009, 03:37:47 PM »

ROFL! Great stuff, Spinnis Grin
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« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2009, 04:16:35 PM »

Funny shit!!  LOL  Smiley
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« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2009, 04:31:46 PM »

don't say a word and shift the awkwardness to her... the damage is already done
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« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2009, 04:36:19 PM »

Spinnis, send her another email saying, "P.S: for an extra 2.50 I will mail you a pair of soiled undies (white only - colored ones cost extra)" - may as well make some money out of it, if you can.
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« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2009, 04:46:20 PM »

Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.

Sounds like the unemployment office.
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« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2009, 04:58:21 PM »

Take a pic of her.
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« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2009, 05:00:53 PM »

she feels sorry for you being 5 foot
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« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2009, 05:07:14 PM »

GIVE IT TO HER SWEDE.  HIGH AND HARD.
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« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2009, 05:10:03 PM »

You have no choice but to f u c k her now Undecided
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« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2009, 05:16:15 PM »

send her another pic, in a posing thong trunks and fully lathered in shiny lotion, of your best AB/THIGH pose. tell her you know she wants it.

come on you have nothing to lose now. Grin
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« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2009, 06:08:43 PM »

send her another pic, in a posing thong trunks and fully lathered in shiny lotion, of your best AB/THIGH pose. tell her you know she wants it.

come on you have nothing to lose now. Grin

So true, yo might get laid out of the screw up
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« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2009, 06:11:28 PM »

Come on Swede we know you can do it.  Look at it from her vantage point.  She is a 40 yo MILF and this is probably her last chance to ever fuck a 20 year old.  It will give her a huge confidence boost and she will feel good about herself.  Hit it Swede! 
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« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2009, 08:07:41 PM »

lol! so fucking awkward.

Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.

Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.

So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File.
And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.


So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!



hahahahah this is nuts
You'll be bangin her in aweek!
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« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2009, 08:10:44 PM »

SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
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« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2009, 08:13:27 PM »

SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
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