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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2009, 09:09:18 AM » |
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jesus christ, i use 300 dollars a week just to eat, drink and 'chill' ...
I know huh, if Im LUCKY i get another 250 bucks from another place that also helps people without a job, but one of their requiriments are that you look for at least 7 jobs each month. And there aint fucking 7 jobs to even look for right now,
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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2009, 09:32:00 AM » |
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better tap that ass boy or you will become like RZA : a scarf wearing fag in Paris 
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« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2009, 09:34:43 AM » |
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lol! so fucking awkward.
Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.
Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.
So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File. And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.
So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!
hahahahah this is nuts
Did she say? Jaeg har igelkoten...
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« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2009, 09:48:01 AM » |
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Did she say? Jaeg har igelkoten...
"I have hedgehog?" lol?
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« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2009, 10:42:21 AM » |
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LMAO that is fucking hilarious, let us know how she replies.
in this picture, were you just standing there or were you hitting a pose too??
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« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2009, 10:45:33 AM » |
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haha swede you fucker,take some pics
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then does a head stand and spread his ass apart!
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« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2009, 10:50:09 AM » |
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what pic was it,post it here dude 
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« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2009, 10:54:58 AM » |
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LOL. Oiled up lights out pose?
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« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2009, 10:59:50 AM » |
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LMAO that is fucking hilarious, let us know how she replies.
in this picture, were you just standing there or were you hitting a pose too??
rear lights out lat spread 
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« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2009, 03:33:17 PM » |
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tell her that the prerequisite of you getting a job is that you do not wear shirts.
tell her your religion forbids you to cover your nipples while working.....
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« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2009, 03:37:47 PM » |
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ROFL! Great stuff, Spinnis 
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Fuck That Noise
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« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2009, 04:16:35 PM » |
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Funny shit!! LOL 
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« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2009, 04:31:46 PM » |
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don't say a word and shift the awkwardness to her... the damage is already done
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« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2009, 04:36:19 PM » |
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Spinnis, send her another email saying, "P.S: for an extra € 2.50 I will mail you a pair of soiled undies (white only - colored ones cost extra)" - may as well make some money out of it, if you can.
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One man. One woman. Period.
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« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2009, 04:46:20 PM » |
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Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job. Sounds like the unemployment office.
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« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2009, 04:58:21 PM » |
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Take a pic of her.
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« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2009, 05:00:53 PM » |
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she feels sorry for you being 5 foot
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« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2009, 05:07:14 PM » |
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GIVE IT TO HER SWEDE. HIGH AND HARD.
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« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2009, 05:10:03 PM » |
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You have no choice but to f u c k her now 
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« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2009, 05:16:15 PM » |
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send her another pic, in a posing thong trunks and fully lathered in shiny lotion, of your best AB/THIGH pose. tell her you know she wants it. come on you have nothing to lose now. 
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« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2009, 06:08:43 PM » |
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send her another pic, in a posing thong trunks and fully lathered in shiny lotion, of your best AB/THIGH pose. tell her you know she wants it. come on you have nothing to lose now.  So true, yo might get laid out of the screw up
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« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2009, 06:11:28 PM » |
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Come on Swede we know you can do it. Look at it from her vantage point. She is a 40 yo MILF and this is probably her last chance to ever fuck a 20 year old. It will give her a huge confidence boost and she will feel good about herself. Hit it Swede!
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« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2009, 08:07:41 PM » |
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lol! so fucking awkward.
Yesterday I was at a meeting with a a woman at a company that helps you get a job, and pay you a little bit of money while looking for a job.
Anyway she was a goodlooking woman and we talked about for 1.5 hour and she had found a job for me at the airport, well, she thought I should apply for it, so she said I should go home, write a personal letter about myself why this job is for me, then send her an email with the text I just wrote.
So, I went home, wrote the text sent her a email and copied the file that I THOUGHT was my personal letter, but was infact an image with me without a shirt on.. The text file was Just below the image file , so I accidentally sent the Image instead of the File. And we spent a few minutes talking about training also so she might think I did it on purpose hahaha.
So now the woman thats supposed to help me get a job and I have another meeting with her tomorrow, and I sent her a fucking shirtless photo of myself?!?!
hahahahah this is nuts You'll be bangin her in aweek!
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« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2009, 08:10:44 PM » |
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SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
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« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2009, 08:13:27 PM » |
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SOUND LIKE A SEVESTASE
omg welcome back falcon
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