Please answer this question, YES or NO...

[Dos Equis]

Bravo!

Who gives a poop what you call it, what is in it?!
When you start voting for or against a bill based on nothing more than the title,
you end up with such wonderful gems like The Patriot Act! {spit} That was a real winner wasn't it? 

Have you even read the Patriot Act?  If so, which specific provisions do you have a problem with? 

[24KT]

Have you even read the Patriot Act?  If so, which specific provisions do you have a problem with? 

I'll make it real quick.... the proviso that it had to be signed prior to even being read to keep Americans safe.

[Dos Equis]

I'll make it real quick.... the proviso that it had to be signed prior to even being read to keep Americans safe.

   You're saying the bill had language that required the president to sign it before it was read?   What specific provision is that? 

[24KT]

  You're saying the bill had language that required the president to sign it before it was read?   What specific provision is that? 

I'm saying it's architects used language that convinced both houses to pass it unread, so they could further dismantle the Constitution

[Dos Equis]

I'm saying it's architects used language that convinced both houses to pass it unread, so they could further dismantle the Constitution

Which section has "the proviso that it had to be signed prior to even being read"? 

[w8tlftr]

(Fuck) no.

(Fuck) no. x 2

[Hugo Chavez]

Bravo!

Who gives a poop what you call it, what is in it?!
When you start voting for or against a bill based on nothing more than the title,
you end up with such wonderful gems like The Patriot Act! {spit} That was a real winner wasn't it? 

That's not what I meant.  I didn't mean people shouldn't read whatever bill.  Hell more people read bills than politicians.  At the same time, I'm not thrilled about trying a can of something labeled Beefy Shit Soup Extravaganza.  Just wondering how many people see "globalization act" like something labeled Shit Soup?  If shit is in it, I don't want it.  If Globalization is in it, I probably don't want it any more than I want to dig into that soup.  And if Shit is the best they can label it, knowing they have to appeal to the population with the title, good god, it must really suck lol.

[Hugo Chavez]

Which section has "the proviso that it had to be signed prior to even being read"? 

Do you deny that politicians were rushed into that bill without reading it and not daring to oppose something called "The Patriot Act" right after 9/11?  I mean fucking bullshit of all bullshit, was that title really fucking necessary?  Hell no...  That's a fact, that did happen, exactly like that.  The fact that it happened that way should be grounds enough to have it immediately repealed, named the #54675 Act and given time to debate.  We'll get Samuel Jackson to hold a gun to heads and scream, "Read it guy!!!"

[24KT]

That's not what I meant.  I didn't mean people shouldn't read whatever bill.  Hell more people read bills than politicians.  At the same time, I'm not thrilled about trying a can of something labeled Beefy Shit Soup Extravaganza.  Just wondering how many people see "globalization act" like something labeled Shit Soup?  If shit is in it, I don't want it.  If Globalization is in it, I probably don't want it any more than I want to dig into that soup.  And if Shit is the best they can label it, knowing they have to appeal to the population with the title, good god, it must really suck lol.

I'd be all for the can labelled "Beefy Shit Soup Extravaganza" if it was really filled with Baskin Robbins Daiquiri Ice.
Do you know how hard that flavour is to find these days? We could keep all the goodies to ourselves. 

Why do you think they called Iceland Iceland, ...and called Greenland Greenland?
I hear Iceland is a beautiful country with a temperate climate and some of the hottest looking women on the planet.

Greenland is one giant frozen chunk of ice. Playing by those rules... give me the beefy shit soup extravaganza. 

[Hugo Chavez]

I'd be all for the can labelled "Beefy Shit Soup Extravaganza" if it was really filled with Baskin Robbins Daiquiri Ice.
Do you know how hard that flavour is to find these days? We could keep all the goodies to ourselves. 

Why do you think they called Iceland Iceland, ...and called Greenland Greenland?
I hear Iceland is a beautiful country with a temperate climate and some of the hottest looking women on the planet.

Greenland is one giant frozen chunk of ice. Playing by those rules... give me the beefy shit soup extravaganza. 

Lousy comparison, but I think you know that.  But if that's the soup you want, I'll do up a batch and send it on up

[Benny B]

Would you approve of any bill which included in its title "...Globalization Act"  So I'm asking would you approve of a bill meant to coordinate our lives with the rest of the world for the main purpose of doing just that?  I'm wondering what the point of being American is, if we have to do everything the same way as everyone else?

So yes or no?

The answer is...it depends on the contents of the bill. What a dumb ass question. 

Are you terrified of the word "globalization," Hugo? I know you've been doing years of exhaustive research on the impending "One World Order."   

[Hugo Chavez]

The answer is...it depends on the contents of the bill. What a dumb ass question. 

Are you terrified of the word "globalization," Hugo? I know you've been doing years of exhaustive research on the impending "One World Order."   

fuck you you cock sucker, I'm sick of your fucking stupid ass meltdowns.  Go fucking yourself Benny

[24KT]

fuck you you cock sucker, I'm sick of your fucking stupid ass meltdowns.  Go fucking yourself Benny

Uh-oh... I think someone is tired. The stress fractures are beginning to show {giggle}

[24KT]

Lousy comparison, but I think you know that.  But if that's the soup you want, I'll do up a batch and send it on up

Not fond of the label you chose, ...but a rose by any other name still smells as sweet.

ps: If you're gonna whip up a batch... please make it Baskin Robbins Daiquiri Ice Ice-Cream
... I don't want any of Ben & Jerry's Chunkey Monkey. 

[Hugo Chavez]

Uh-oh... I think someone is tired. The stress fractures are beginning to show {giggle}

fucking Benny, I agree with much of what he brings but god fucking forbid I take a turn from something he thinks...  He gets all pissy so fuck it, I'll return it Jag.

[Benny B]

fuck you you cock sucker, I'm sick of your fucking stupid ass meltdowns.  Go fucking yourself Benny

LOL! And I'm the one melting down? 

"Go fucking yourself"...priceless.

[Benny B]

fucking Benny, I agree with much of what he brings but god fucking forbid I take a turn from something he thinks...  He gets all pissy so fuck it, I'll return it Jag.

You can't handle me, son. 

[Hugo Chavez]

You can't handle me, son. 

handle what?  Dude, can't someone disagree with you a little bit and still be ok? What do you do when you're having dinner with the family or with buddies and someone says something you don't jive with 100%, smack a beer bottle over their head? Shit man, there are several people here I disagree with on some stuff but I don't all of a sudden do a 180 on them.  LOL you get all nasty at the slightest thing that differs from your opinion.  I've looked the other way for the most part when you do that but fuck it man, fuck you.

[MB_722]

handle what?  Dude, can't someone disagree with you a little bit and still be ok? What do you do when you're having dinner with the family or with buddies and someone says something you don't jive with 100%, smack a beer bottle over their head? Shit man, there are several people here I disagree with on some stuff but I don't all of a sudden do a 180 on them.  LOL you get all nasty at the slightest thing that differs from your opinion.  I've looked the other way for the most part when you do that but fuck it man, fuck you.

[Hugo Chavez]

yea, MB is a perfect example, we disagree on some things but it's all good   I save the rage for those who I absolutely disagree with, unless I haven't had my coffee in the morning

[Benny B]

handle what?  Dude, can't someone disagree with you a little bit and still be ok? What do you do when you're having dinner with the family or with buddies and someone says something you don't jive with 100%, smack a beer bottle over their head? Shit man, there are several people here I disagree with on some stuff but I don't all of a sudden do a 180 on them.  LOL you get all nasty at the slightest thing that differs from your opinion.  I've looked the other way for the most part when you do that but fuck it man, fuck you.

Isn't this cute? "Wittle Hugo" is spazzing out tonight. 

I don't agree 100% with anybody and I dish it out for everyone to deal with. I don't have friends or family that act like little bitches. They know how I am and either engage me in debate, see the humor in my antagonistic style of rhetoric, or agree with me.

I'm "getting all nasty"...take the sand out of your vagina, Hugo. It's going to be okay. 

[Hugo Chavez]

Isn't this cute? "Wittle Hugo" is spazzing out tonight. 

I don't agree 100% with anybody and I dish it out for everyone to deal with. I don't have friends or family that act like little bitches. They know how I am and either engage me in debate, see the humor in my antagonistic style of rhetoric, or agree with me.

I'm "getting all nasty"...take the sand out of your vagina, Hugo. It's going to be okay. 

bullshit, if you're anything like you are on this board, you start mocking them as soon as they disagree with you...  I see nothing humorous in your style. 

[Benny B]

bullshit, if you're anything like you are on this board, you start mocking them as soon as they disagree with you...  I see nothing humorous in your style. 

And I thought our relationship had such potential. Does this mean we're over?

[Hugo Chavez]

And I thought our relationship had such potential. Does this mean we're over?

WTF...

[Benny B]

WTF...