Author Topic: Why Do Women Cry? (Read 12019 times)

Migs · « **Reply #25 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:51:41 AM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on May 31, 2009, 09:54:59 PM

And you wonder why you're alone?

yeah i'm short about $40

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #26 on:** June 01, 2009, 02:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 30, 2009, 04:14:23 PM

you mean that's not normal?

lol

actually i lactate quite a bit...have you ever heard of the milk brand "natures best" milk?

its good $

Migs · « **Reply #27 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:14:47 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 01, 2009, 02:48:45 PM

lol
actually i lactate quite a bit...have you ever heard of the milk brand "natures best" milk?

its good $

thank god i don't buy that lol. I'd give up dairy for life lol

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #28 on:** June 03, 2009, 01:52:16 PM »

Quote from: Migs on June 01, 2009, 09:14:47 PM

thank god i don't buy that lol. I'd give up dairy for life lol

yeah ...i started out stealing from unsuspecting moms at hospitals...i'd slip em a mickey and milk em for everything!

now i just make my own!

Migs · « **Reply #29 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:30:41 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 03, 2009, 01:52:16 PM

yeah ...i started out stealing from unsuspecting moms at hospitals...i'd slip em a mickey and milk em for everything!

now i just make my own!

i like that type of entreprenualship.

screw you all, i know i misspelled the hell out of that word, lol

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #30 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:55:02 PM »

Quote from: Migs on June 03, 2009, 02:30:41 PM

i like that type of entreprenualship.

screw you all, i know i misspelled the hell out of that word, lol

i also thinking about selling my man juice as lip gloss for women...

it'll come in a tiny bottle shaped like my junk....

ah hell...who am i kidding..the bottle would be actual size

Migs · « **Reply #31 on:** June 03, 2009, 03:17:12 PM »

sorry couldn't help myself

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #32 on:** June 03, 2009, 03:57:24 PM »

Ah..Pro..no worries, just do what i do..make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment

. When your hung like a hamster it's all you got.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #33 on:** June 03, 2009, 04:11:13 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on June 03, 2009, 03:57:24 PM

Ah..Pro..no worries, just do what i do..make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment . When your hung like a hamster it's all you got.

i'm good looking....thats good nuff

Migs · « **Reply #34 on:** June 03, 2009, 04:12:41 PM »

remember it's the motion of the ocean

it helps if you can recover quickly or sta erect after the fireworks

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #35 on:** June 03, 2009, 04:13:44 PM »

Quote from: Migs on June 03, 2009, 04:12:41 PM

remember it's the motion of the ocean

is that why she usually gets sick afterwards?

Migs · « **Reply #36 on:** June 03, 2009, 04:15:23 PM »

that's what i tell myself, and normally have the suicide hotline number on the night stand

Original Sin · « **Reply #37 on:** June 03, 2009, 07:44:22 PM »

Why do women cry?

Cause we date men

... Case Closed

Parker · « **Reply #38 on:** June 03, 2009, 07:52:33 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on June 01, 2009, 08:36:50 AM

bwaaahahahaha...ripping on chicks but with brutal spelling skills. Karma really is a bitch

Yep, but they really, like that last sayin

Migs · « **Reply #39 on:** June 03, 2009, 08:10:05 PM »

Quote from: Original Sin on June 03, 2009, 07:44:22 PM

Why do women cry?

Cause we date men

... Case Closed

why do men live shorter lives?

cause we live with women

Original Sin · « **Reply #40 on:** June 03, 2009, 08:32:47 PM »

Quote from: Migs on June 03, 2009, 08:10:05 PM

why do men live shorter lives?

cause we live with women

That is so going to cost you

Migs · « **Reply #41 on:** June 03, 2009, 08:33:53 PM »

Quote from: Original Sin on June 03, 2009, 08:32:47 PM

That is so going to cost you

why is it that's not the first time you've said that?

oh yeah i'm on fuego tonight!

Original Sin · « **Reply #42 on:** June 03, 2009, 08:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Migs on June 03, 2009, 08:33:53 PM

why is it that's not the first time you've said that?

oh yeah i'm on fuego tonight!

You been dipping into the Mezcal?
I have a bottle with a scorpion in it. It is awesome!

I keep shaking it and watching him float around. It is a great thing to show during tea time with the rest of the debutantes

Migs · « **Reply #43 on:** June 03, 2009, 08:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Original Sin on June 03, 2009, 08:40:06 PM

You been dipping into the Mezcal?
I have a bottle with a scorpion in it. It is awesome!
I keep shaking it and watching him float around. It is a great thing to show during tea time with the rest of the debutantes

i've been dipping in something tonight lol. cleaned out part of the garage and found a case of alcohol i forgot i had

xxxLinda · « **Reply #44 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:34:19 PM »

We women cry rather alot and also must bleed once a month.

And we live longer

xxxLinda

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #45 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:35:53 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on June 07, 2009, 05:34:19 PM

We women cry rather alot and also must bleed once a month.

And we live longer

xxxLinda

Rhianna bleeds more than that from what I hear.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #46 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:42:08 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on June 07, 2009, 05:34:19 PM

We women cry rather alot and also must bleed once a month

And we live longer

both are wonderful and natural and a great way to emote.

Why Do Women Laugh
so much ?

xL

24KT · « **Reply #47 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:44:33 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on June 07, 2009, 05:42:08 PM

both are wonderful and natural and a great way to emote.

Why Do Women Laugh
so much ?

xL

Cause men exist, ...and actually think they're smarter.

Hi Linda, Welcome Back.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #48 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:51:44 PM »

Judi, I reckon that after maybe 50 years of feminism (all that burning of the bras) and the previous 100+ years of sufferrage (ladies in long gowns chaining themselves to the gates at Parliament to get the vote),

women still decide to allow men to think they're the smart ones.

Hence we cry (tears of laughter, no?

xxx

But we live far longer because we cry. That's a fact.

Original Sin · « **Reply #49 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on June 07, 2009, 05:35:53 PM

Rhianna bleeds more than that from what I hear.

OUCH!

err I mean

bad man