a life of vanity=a life of lonliness

[dr.chimps]

most of my money goes toward clothes and video games

LOL. Something very odd, and yet, also, endearing about this admission.

[johnnynoname]

LOL. Something very odd, and yet, also, endearing about this admission.

yeah

i'm like a combination of Richard Gere's character in "American Gigolo" and that autistic kid in "The Wizard"

[ironneck]

you are quite the odd person

[io856]

You're to feminine.  Look, there is nothing wrong with a pair of rock republic jeans or expensive clothing...but you don't want to come off as a plastic pretty boy because it reeks of insecurity to females.  You're idea of looks is not what most females want.  here is an example of a guy most women would "want".

In all honesty their day will come too... I have many many a guy in my fine city with a hot broad sporting that look...

people want to be associated with that

[dr.chimps]

yeah

i'm like a combination of Richard Gere's character in "American Gigolo" and that autistic kid in "The Wizard"

LOL. I'd be thinking the Nintendo PowerGlove^tm would probably throw off the lines of your Armani. 

[tendonitis]

johnny, you need to move to miami.  bro, you'd be up to your ears in pussy every night

[ironneck]

johnny, you need to move to miami.  bro, you'd be up to your ears in cocks every night

fixed

[FitnessFrenzy]

omg-i only wish i was gay. Seriously, if i was a gay I would be out, proud, and reaping all the man pussy i would be getting.
Despite what BayBGM says I would be pulling alot of man pussy. 
I often joke to my friends that their is a God and he does have a sense of humor because he made me look the way i do but he made me straight

I think my problem would be the too metrosexual thing.  I can't really change that cuz my early years i was raised in Europe and most European man would be considered metrosexual to begin with

however, you should see me throw a baseball- ain't nothing gay about that

I think this makes logical sense. If I were you I'd probably also move to Los Angeles. But be sure to find out if this is a more pro-metrosexual city. I don't know. I live in Scandinavia (Northern Europe). Are there any especially well known metrosexual cities in the US?

[evandatp]

Get some tats and cut your hair.

He's heavily tattooed already. He has 'rentboy' written all over him.

[ironneck]

for fucks sake you can look good without being to feminine

[johnnynoname]

LOL. I'd be thinking the Nintendo PowerGlove^tm would probably throw off the lines of your Armani. 

it would be a funny image

johnny, you need to move to miami.  bro, you'd be up to your ears in pussy every night

at this point, it is either miami or vegas

Are there any especially well known metrosexual cities in the US?

i think NYC, LA, and Miami would be those cities

He's heavily tattooed already. He has 'rentboy' written all over him.

dude, that was actually, legit funny hahaha
btw, i'm not being sarcastic- well played

[Epic_Monster]

[wavelength]

if you're not happy with a certain aspect of your life there are always two options, acceptance or change

[io856]

if you're not happy with a certain aspect of your life there are always two options, acceptance or change

Hi Tony Robbins 

[mogulgangi]

yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town

mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make  eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada

fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches

truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.

so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)

FTW

your time will come....be patient


bealive

bealive....

[Quickerblade]

Whats going on here?

[jason_deluxe]

You seem like a good guy, really.

But come on, your problems have nothing to do with appearance (although your comparing yourself to a young Richard Gere was an obscene stretch by even the most charitable measure).

Your problem isn't even the metro thing.

Your problem is you positively drip with beta maleness..."I can't stand another anonymous blowjob this"..."I'm SOOOOO LONELY that"...."I just want to be Loved yadadada"

I sure as fuck hope you don't talk like this in front of the strange bro, because if you do, you literally COULD look like a young, well muscled Richard Gere and wind up with your dick in your hand 10 times out of 10.

Women are lonely, weak and insecure enough themselves you think they want a weaker, MORE insecure version of themselves with a receding hairline and shitty spray on tan man?!

Shave your head, fuck a hooker, get in a fight and when you start to feel all "lonely" or introspective just lay down until it goes away...whatever you do Johnny MAN UP FFS.

[evandatp]

did i fail to mention that i have grown a pencil thin moustache, a soul patch and some chin fuzz as well (in a attempt to butch it up)

Applying gaymouflage just makes you look worse.

[wavelength]

Hi Tony Robbins 

[io856]

with all due respect but...only wops/jersey guido's wear hugo boss, donna karen and armani

the armani house used to have credibility but since they changed guard,internally, they have become total "guido wear".  High class guido wear, however.
they need to do what gucci did when they hired tom ford

in closing, fuck off

x2

[Tatyana]

meh....most women don't know what is good for them....that is their problem

most women would rather go home to a guy who looks like Samoa Joe then a hot piece of ass like me

i was in playgirl FFS......okay, so what mostly men buy that men but that isn't the point

btw, how many feminine dudes do you know who can calculate a slugging percentage and recite the red sox starting line up from 1985 which included marty barrett at second and todd benzinger at shortstop

Geigh

[Mars]

filthy fags.

[johnnynoname]

You seem like a good guy, really.

But come on, your problems have nothing to do with appearance (although your comparing yourself to a young Richard Gere was an obscene stretch by even the most charitable measure).

Your problem isn't even the metro thing.

Your problem is you positively drip with beta maleness..."I can't stand another anonymous blowjob this"..."I'm SOOOOO LONELY that"...."I just want to be Loved yadadada"

I sure as fuck hope you don't talk like this in front of the strange bro, because if you do, you literally COULD look like a young, well muscled Richard Gere and wind up with your dick in your hand 10 times out of 10.

Women are lonely, weak and insecure enough themselves you think they want a weaker, MORE insecure version of themselves with a receding hairline and shitty spray on tan man?!

Shave your head, fuck a hooker, get in a fight and when you start to feel all "lonely" or introspective just lay down until it goes away...whatever you do Johnny MAN UP FFS.

ummmm

where do you see a receding hairline


fail on your part

[io856]

ummmm

where do you see a receding hairline


fail on your part

I like that shirt,,, who is it by?

[Mars]

hahaha that haircut is gayer than bringing democracy.