Mishko doesn't mind the fact that she's been with a lot of bodybuilders.

Your mama doesn't seems to mind the same fact ((being with a lot of bodybuilders...)) about you, her favorite son, ...who - in more than three decades (or is it four?) couldn't "score" ONCE (not a single time!) - with a half-way decent looking woman - even if your life depended on it...
Especially since the gay marriage law was put in full effect here in US - your poor mom finally got some relief, some hope, happiness ...as her son is getting all kinds of proposals, messages, calls...Her favorite son is - "popular with boys!".
And not just boys...but BIG boys

...(better yet GETBIG

boys?

)...GH15-16 or even 20 (BTW, Hey G - what does your "G" stands for? Gyno? Gay? Groupy, Grouchy...Gizmo, Gilmore...well... as the moderators here were so kind to confirm that your "H" stands unequivocally for HOMO (sexual...not sapiens

) and 15 is your IQ

(on a good day) - are you inviting me to your wedding (

) ...or you are not sure that you'll be the lucky winner of KNNY Jelly's heart... To be your husband (or is it a wife?).
You know - you are facing some strong competition - coming from - Winner Snitzell and Spanking Monkey...or Hanky Panky (love to spanky).
All 3 of you are exceptional, FORMIDABLE..spectacular - losers!
New and super advanced prototype of "ML21-C" (Major Loser of the 21st Century)!
So if your mama doesn't mind - why would I ? (care what my wife did before she met her prince charming?)
But, as today [July 31st] it just happens to be my 13th year Anniversary - I would sustain from my usual sarcasm and "pass" on opportunity to maybe "dig deep" [Well, on the second thought - maybe NOT! - I am testing 2 things - my English and Sense of humor - and something tells me that I should just keep my day job...for now...or forever...] and ask all of you who somehow...(supposedly?) know "her business" better than herself?
Did you "hold the candle" while she was being Entertained (supposedly) with "a lot of bodybuilders"...or candle, yourself and bodybuilders somehow just disappeared - as you've decided to play "hide and seek" by yourself

instead?