You have no credibility on this issue, so please fade away... 
And you have any credibility on the issue.....why?!
Oh, that's right. Because you're accusing Chick of having a rug, and when he said he'd send you a piece of his hair to have it analyzed, you back down like the chump you are. You backpedaled your way out of that one, and but now you're back to sprinting full speed ahead.
But you're qualified, so hey, go for it.
