Author Topic: Stella Queen Mother of all getbiggers. (Read 4461 times)

Alex23 · « **on:** September 16, 2009, 04:58:33 PM »

Hi Stella, you've been like a big sister (and even mother) for many of us. I have 2 questions I need your help with.

1- My neighbour has a cute dog. The dog seems to like me very much, allways runs at me, jumps the fence, straight for my crotch then face (they do that). She (the dog) doesn't seem to care much for the owner and he has made the remark a couple of times but today I could feel resentment and jealousy when she ran straight in my garage. He even said "she must care for big muscles bastards but not so much for losers like me". I told him not to be so hard on himself. I suspect he abuses her or worse.

2- I noticed my girl has been getting a little chunky lately, she does hit the gym regularly of the late but the second we get home she hits the starchy carbs and Popsicles. She also won't let me check her out on the scale. Not sure how to approach this either.

Please help.

Wiggs · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:01:15 PM »

Stella post a pic or you don't exist...

tendonitis · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:02:08 PM »

every woman who has ever lived gains 15 pounds and stops giving blow jobs as soon as she gets married

should have stayed single bra

Alex23 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:03:39 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 05:01:15 PM

Stella post a pic or you don't exist...

I've seen pics bro. Stella is quite a catch. In shape year round, smart as computer...

johnnynoname · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:07:31 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 05:01:15 PM

Stella post a pic or you don't exist...

x2

Wiggs · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:08:18 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 16, 2009, 05:03:39 PM

I've seen pics bro. Stella is quite a catch. In shape year round, smart as computer...

That's what I hear...I need to confirm.

kiwiol · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:14:34 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 16, 2009, 05:03:39 PM

I've seen pics bro. Stella is quite a catch. In shape year round, smart as computer...

Great post, Alex. STella = Queen of Getbig, NDAI.

Rinc · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:19:28 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on September 16, 2009, 05:02:08 PM

every woman who has ever lived gains 15 pounds and stops giving blow jobs as soon as she gets married

should have stayed single bra

Sad reality, at least there is porn.

chaos · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:43:44 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 05:01:15 PM

Stella post a pic or you don't exist...

STella has two pics posted........NICE and TIGHT.

She is also born a woman.....you wouldn't like her.

The Master · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:45:08 PM »

Stella is awesome

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:48:35 PM »

Quote from: chaos on September 16, 2009, 05:43:44 PM

She is also born a woman.....you wouldn't like her.

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on September 16, 2009, 05:45:08 PM

Stella is awesome

agreed

Jonny34 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:04:26 PM »

kiwiol · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:18:17 PM »

Quote from: chaos on September 16, 2009, 05:43:44 PM

She is also born a woman.....you wouldn't like her.

Chaos, are you saying Wiggs like chicks, but only with dicks?

Hedgehog · « **Reply #14 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:54:44 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on September 16, 2009, 06:34:25 PM

Update

chicks don't have dicks

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The Master · « **Reply #15 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:17:36 PM »

Quote from: Hedgehog on September 16, 2009, 06:54:44 PM

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flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #16 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:20:17 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 16, 2009, 04:58:33 PM

Hi Stella, you've been like a big sister (and even mother) for many of us. I have 2 questions I need your help with.

1- My neighbour has a cute dog. The dog seems to like me very much, allways runs at me, jumps the fence, straight for my crotch then face (they do that). She (the dog) doesn't seem to care much for the owner and he has made the remark a couple of times but today I could feel resentment and jealousy when she ran straight in my garage. He even said "she must care for big muscles bastards but not so much for losers like me". I told him not to be so hard on himself. I suspect he abuses her or worse.

2- I noticed my girl has been getting a little chunky lately, she does hit the gym regularly of the late but the second we get home she hits the starchy carbs and Popsicles. She also won't let me check her out on the scale. Not sure how to approach this either.
Please help.

janelle read that and will now tell my sister. $:-\$

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #17 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:27:51 PM »

Stella,

One more Q please. Where can I meet a good decent christian women?

Butterbean · « **Reply #18 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:41:35 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 16, 2009, 04:58:33 PM

Hi Stella, you've been like a big sister (and even mother) for many of us. I have 2 questions I need your help with.

1- My neighbour has a cute dog. The dog seems to like me very much, allways runs at me, jumps the fence, straight for my crotch then face (they do that). She (the dog) doesn't seem to care much for the owner and he has made the remark a couple of times but today I could feel resentment and jealousy when she ran straight in my garage. He even said "she must care for big muscles bastards but not so much for losers like me". I told him not to be so hard on himself. I suspect he abuses her or worse.

My dogs love some of my neighbors and will run to them too when they first spot them but they only stay for a bit of petting (and maybe sniffing) and then run back home. Does this dog do the same or does this guy have to come get her and take her home?

Are you serious that you think this guy could abuse her or worse? Are there any marks on her like cuts or scars?

If it were me and I really thought that guy was abusing her I would ask him if he abuses his dog. If he said no then I would probably sneak around my house peering out my windows through a crack in the curtains and spy on him like Gladys Cravitts w/my video camera over the course of a few days. If I saw something I'd run out there and put a stop to it and call the cops and the Humane Society.

Quote from: Alex23 on September 16, 2009, 04:58:33 PM

2- I noticed my girl has been getting a little chunky lately, I do love her more than life itself and am the happiest man in the world that she married me, she does hit the gym regularly of the late but the second we get home she hits the starchy carbs and Popsicles. She also won't let me check her out on the scale. Not sure how to approach this either. I'm only concerned for her health because she is stunning no matter what her weight!

Please help.

Maybe when you two get home you can say "Hey baby, lets take a romantic walk!" Then take her on a 10 mile hike and she'll be too tired when she gets home to get into the chips....she'll just want to shower and hit the sack. Then you can give her a nice massage not expecting anything in return and she'll go to sleep w/o having dinner. Do this 4-5 times a week.

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on September 16, 2009, 07:20:17 PM

janelle read that and will now tell my sister. $:-\$

uh oh Alex quick edit your post to match my above quote from you

Butterbean · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:48:23 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 05:01:15 PM

Stella post a pic or you don't exist...

pellius · « **Reply #20 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:50:34 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on September 16, 2009, 05:02:08 PM

every woman who has ever lived gains 15 pounds and stops giving blow jobs as soon as she gets married

should have stayed single bra

And that's just in the first year.

Butterbean · « **Reply #21 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:55:20 PM »

Quote from: RPF on September 16, 2009, 07:27:51 PM

Stella,

One more Q please. Where can I meet a good decent christian women?

church
christian retreat functions
mission trips
gym
grocery store
bar
restaurant
dog park
getbig

Christian women are all over the place RPF

kiwiol · « **Reply #22 on:** September 16, 2009, 08:03:52 PM »

STella, if Alice from Resident Evil gets jacked into the Matrix and retains her powers, who'd win a fight between her & Neo on one side and agent Smith & the train man on the other if they are all fighting within the train station while Trinity serves the drinks and Morpheus holds a gun to the Oracle's head to prevent her from giving away which team would win the fight

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #23 on:** September 16, 2009, 08:04:45 PM »

Quote from: STella on September 16, 2009, 07:55:20 PM

church
christian retreat functions
mission trips
gym
grocery store
bar
restaurant
dog park
getbig

Christian women are all over the place RPF

Thank you,

noted

Butterbean · « **Reply #24 on:** September 16, 2009, 08:09:37 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 16, 2009, 08:03:52 PM

STella, if Alice from Resident Evil gets jacked into the Matrix and retains her powers, who'd win a fight between her & Neo on one side and agent Smith & the train man on the other if they are all fighting within the train station while Trinity serves the drinks and Morpheus holds a gun to the Oracle's head to prevent her from giving away which team would win the fight

Whether the Oracle is smoking at the time wouldn't even matter. Neo and Alice are the victors.